Hi Kissers and Nose Boopers of the world confess all to Iain Stirling, Arielle Free admits to being a Haggis Hunter and Quizzer Han got chased by an Orangutan.

Listener Oliver behaves strangely at the urinals and asks Is It Just Me? and a mad ferret goes straight over Greg’s head.

Greg creeps out the whole nation with a question about kissing, Lewis Capaldi reacts to Naomi’s pants throwing frenzy and a trip to Ibiza is up for grabs in today’s Jan Slam.

We catch up with the Lewis Capaldi pants girl, Naomi, Danny Howard comes in to announce an announcement and our team of teachers battle out the final of Yesterday’s Quiz.

Listener Dave takes something weird on holiday with him, another Dave knows Fiddy and plays Yesterday’s Quiz and a naughty Duck and a punching cat make an appearance in Animal News.

Dame of Dance - Sarah Story is here for a round of Top Of The Shops, we have some exciting news about Roisin Hastie and a School Deputy Head tells off Greg in the Quiz.

Remi Burgz listens to peculiar behaviours from your exes in Lucky Escapes, an oversized basketball player tries to fit in a small car and the Newsbeat studio turns into a discoteque.

Jeanie Willox! Things our Nans say that just leave us baffled. Plus, “The Knitting (pub) Club” join us for the Yesterday’s Quiz.

Ant & Dec are here and play a disastrous game of Sit Down Stand Up, we have another tense Jan Slam battle and The Floorers are back for the final of The Quiz

Greg tries to deceive the listeners but a noisy mouse gives the game away. Also, Snoochie Shy asseses your inebriated festive voice-notes and Liv The Young Coach Driver made the awful mistake of listening to the show whilst at the dentist.