Greg wants Long Boi the longest duck on the last show but worries that Long Boi won’t be around long enough or that the show won’t be on for long enough for Long Boi to appear. Also, Danny Howard and Sarah Story judge your nights out, Clara Amfo hears your stories of Irish Dancing and Baywatch re-enactments , making her think that you had some Lucky Escapes.

Listener Linn has a strange tradition with her mince pies, Aileen is back for another round of her special quiz and Greg has a new favourite lyric from The 1975.

Lewis is here to deliver a very Scottish Christmas Tale, we have a special appearance of Anna from the 7th Floor café and 1Xtra’s Tiffany Calver has a guest that leaves her breathless.

Greg opens up the lines for you to ask him anything but wasn’t prepared for Lyle’s bombshell question. Also, things are getting Christmassy so we bring out the Stormzy Christmas Story and we catch up with new show favourite Aileen.

Listener Ellen tries to impress her boyfriend with football knowledge, Greg steals a quiz from Aileen and we find out if Rickie and Melvin think they could fight a bear.

Claudia Winkleman reveals her favourite animal and plays What’s My Age Again. Also, Calum Leslie becomes the new Robot Hoover and listener Cassie over-hears a tasty conversation.

Love Island winners Ekin-Su and Davide judge your weekends, President Biden has been using fowl language and “Why hellooo Queen of The Jungle”! - we celebrate all things Jill.

Sock re-user April is back to play WrongUns, listener Evelyn is warming up her voice to cheer on Wales in the World Cup, and Katie Thistleton helps Greg get a message out to Ant N’ Dec in the jungle.

We help listener Tasmin try and piece together a half heard conversation, we conduct a live experiment in an actual laboratory with a pizza and an iron and worry that Calum from Newsbeat is dead inside as he doesn’t have a favourite dinosaur.

Listener Georgia flips the bird to her old workplace, we find the biggest goldfish ever and hair dryers as air fryers and irons as ovens – what appliances have you used to prepare food?