Radio Toilet ov Hell

Are you in a young band and just dying to make it big? Are you willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead in the tough game of show business? Do you mind annoying your friends and family? Do you wanna personally benefit some scumbag? Boy howdy, is this the episode for you. Joe, 365, and Brenocide get down and dirty in the cutthroat world of pay to play music. There’s nothing nice about this one. If you wanna hear the truth about pay to play scams and the hucksters that perpetuate them, you need to listen to this episode. […]

On this very special edition of Toilet Radio, your regular hosts are taking the week off. Instead, Damon “Winterdaemon” Wiener, The Nekro Wraither, and Dr. Blasko Dunkelheit take you through the complete history of that genre we all know and love, black metal. Explore the boundaries of hatred and despair as this team of experts covers everything from the formatiive figures of black metal with Kronos and Quorthon and includes every major figure along the way, like Euronymous, Abbath, and George Clarke. They have captured the essentials of black metal in one concise hour-long podcast episode. Enjoy the show and […]

FELLAS, how many y’all like bad movies? How many y’all get down with The Room? Cool, cool. How many y’all have seen every movie Hulk Hogan has ever starred in? I see you. Now how many y’all wanna talk about “holocaust comedies” like The Day the Clown Cried and Jakob The Liar? We’re going there on this dynamite episode of Toilet Radio. Join as Joe and 365 Days of Horror talk with Jay Gambit of Crowhurst about starting a noise band and moving to Philly, drinking exotic alco-pops, the best and worst pizza in Los Angeles, and an extended conversation […]

This is it, folks. You’ve never heard audio savagery quite like this. It’s cataclysmic. It’s apocalyptic. It’s the cruelest episode of Toilet Radio your boys have ever recorded. Buckle up and join the boys for a roller coaster ride of emotions as we OBLITERATE the soft-headed cretins at Death Metal Underground one last time. This is our final installment of thoroughly rinsing DMU and I assure it is our finest. Joe, 365 Days of Horror, and Brenocide present no mercy as they completely ruin their enemies on this, our most explicit show yet. Listeners discretion is STRONGLY advised for the […]

In his first solo interview for Toilet Radio, 365 Days of Horror sits down with vocalist Brock Lindow to talk about 23 years of 36 Crazyfists. Join as they talk about the band’s Alaskan legacy, being a working dad, what Brock learned from writing Lanterns, the emotional weight of losing a parent, and hockey. Lots and lots of hockey. Listen to 365 do his very best to not fanboy over a band he’s loved for many years while their vocalist describes the subtle flavor difference between moose and reindeer. Joe forgot his nice microphone but dropped by anyway to yell […]

This week’s show is a solid hour of bullshitting with the sexiest dude in metal, Doug Moore. “What’s it like to be so sexy? Is there a strict regiment to maintaining your sexiness? Do metal nerds throw themselves at your feet when you walk down the street?” In addition to being really hot, Doug fronts Pyrrhon, Seputus, and Weeping Sores. We talk a little bit about that too. Other topics include: awful people at the gym, Pyrrhon’s continued label troubles, and his experiences as editor of Invisible Oranges and curator of Stereogum’s The Black Market and how “Trash Talk Landfill” was […]

You all know I’m not one to boast but, FOLKS, there are some good ass jokes on this episode. Join as me and Brenocide tackle this one all on our lonesome. Do you need jokes? We got that. Do you need utterly uninformed political theory? We got that. Do you need to know how Toby Keith is responsible for white power metal? In a roundabout way, we got that too. Topics discussed on this episode include The Faceless sucking at their job, the rules of D&D gambling, defending Chad Kroeger no matter what, why Abbath rules, and how exactly you […]

On this week’s episode your boys interview Domenic Romeo, founder of A389 Recordings, shredder of Pulling Teeth, and guitarist of legendary metalcore band Integrity. Join us as we tap Dom’s brain to tell us all about the recording of Howling, For the Nightmare Shall Consume, the latest Integrity album (and Joe’s current 2k17 AOTY). Listen as Dom describes his first encounters with Dwid Hellion via an AOL connection, why Jon Mikl Thor kicks ass, and how we’ve been pronouncing GISM completely wrong all these years. It’s a good one, folks. Music featured on this program: Integrity – “Die With Your […]

On this entertaining-ass episode of Toilet Radio, your boys react to the reactionary bedshitters of Death Metal Underground. Someone faxed them our episode with Metal.txt and now they mad as shit. Because we were too lazy to write an original episode, join us as we do a dramatic reading of their response to our podcast and pile on with every cruel joke we can summon at the expense of the modern day Carl Schmitt’s and Julius Evola’s of DMU. Bonus topics include the broad range of human sexuality, what it takes to become an outlaw metal alpha, and The Babadook […]

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio, we’re joined by Brenocide to discuss Ozzfest’s role in torturing Iraqis, Clear Channel’s infamous banned 9/11 playlist, and delicious, delicious chicken tenders. THEN, Chris Alfieri drops by to talk to us about the new post-Viskar Vattnet. Chris tells us about becoming disconnected from black metal and his desire to create something new. Learn about the personnel changes, gear updates, and lyrical focus of their new record. Also, we’re able to goad him into talking about politics and Mario Kart. Don’t miss this episode. Music featured in this program: Expander – “Biochron Space Suit” […]