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Your boys are gathered round the lunch table and sharing their favorite urban legends and hoaxes from the wild and wooly world of metal. We’re tackling bird-eating, dick sucking, crackhead murdering, fire ant snorting, advance squandering rumors from some of your favorite (and least favorite) metal artists. Don’t miss our spirited discussion of Velvet Cacoon or the unforgettable saga of Malevolent Creation’s ill-fated chocolate milk run. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Vuil – “Metal Claw” from Metal Claw (Bandcamp) Want to leave us a voicemail? Dial up (903) 884-6533 and we’ll play your message on […]

This episode is our Cold Lake. On this thrilling edition of Toilet Radio, your boys are revisiting legacy-destroying albums from some of your favorite metal bands. Do you remember when Celtic Frost went glam? When Anal Cunt went acoustic? When Bad Religion went prog??? We’re listening to and talking about the biggest missteps from the biggest artists and in honor of Slayer calling it quits, we dissect their entire experiment in nü, Diabolus in Musica. FOLKS… it’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Lou Reed & Metallica – “The View” from Lulu Megadeth – “Crush ’em” from Risk […]

Do you want to play a game? It’s another scintillating episode of Toilet Radio as your boys Joe, 365, and Breno join together to play would you rather? with metal scenarios you submitted. We’re digging deep and choosing whether we would rather engage in a sexual scenario with Gene Simmons or David Draiman. We’re scratching our noodles and decided whether we’d rather listen to nothing but grind or doom for the rest of our lives. We’re making wise business decisions when we decide if we would rather intern for Donald Trump or Steve Bannon. All these mind-bending scenarios and more […]

We’re talking with Joseph Schafer, our brother in blog arms and one of the creative minds behind Northwest Terror Fest 2018. Join as we chat about some of the siqqqq bands on the lineup, the work behind the scenes involved in setting up a metal fest, getting in a piping hot chili fight, and procuring full-size coffins and bags of brown M&M’s. Northwest Terror Fest is going down in Seattle from May 31st to June 2nd. Get tickets here. Also, apologies for the weird audio flutters in the first minute or two of the interview. Thankfully, they do not persist throughout […]

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio, we’re sitting down and chatting with Chris Mills of our favorite hardcore/industrial/death metal band Harm’s Way. We’re talking about working out and eating healthy on the road, their new album, the state of hardcore in 2k18, their philosophy on straight edge, getting their own burger at Kuma’s Corner, his thoughts on the term “Entombedcore”, and finally we set the record straight on whether or not we should use an apostrophe when spelling out their band name. Folks. It’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Harm’s Way – “Scrambled” from Isolation (Bandcamp)(Facebook) Harm’s […]

It’s the last episode of an extremely good year of podcasting. Join us as we play some of our favorite songs of the year and reminisce on the best guests, episodes, accomplishments, and owns of 2017. Music featured on this episode: Malokarpatan – “V okresném rybníku hastrman už po stáročá vyčína (In the provincial pond, a water goblin has been raging for centuries)” from Nordkarpatenland (Facebook)(Bandcamp) Myrkur – “Maneblot” from Mareridt (Facebook)(Bandcamp) Mastodon – “Sultan’s Curse” from Emperor of Sand (Facebook) FLOODS – “Coercive” from Floods (Facebook)(Bandcamp) Descartes A Kant – “Motion Picture Dream Boy” from Victims of Love Propaganda (Facebook)(Bandcamp) The […]

It’s fuckin’ Xmas! Joe, 365, and Breno are giving each other hella sweet presents on this very special holiday podcast. Join us for the rapturous thrill of tearing into packages hoping against hope that one might contain a Nintendo Switch (Update: no one got me a Nintendo Switch). We’re also discussing totally unnecessary Christmas albums by metal bands, Tim Lambesis threatening to resume As I Lay Dying, an Instagram account that appears to be owned by Varg Vikernes, and the endless struggle against bastard cats. Get the show automatically sent to your phone. Click here to rate, review, and subscribe […]

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio, your hosts Joe, 365, and Brenocide are going off half-cocked and belligerent. First, we’re talking about Josh Homme’s recent meltdown opening up for Muse, then we’re talking about our extremely stupid Striborg beef, then we’re discussing Al Jourgensen’s latest ill-advised entry into politically-driven music. BUT MOSTLY we’re diving deep into the numbers of Patreon’s trumped up fee structure. Like Icarus, this rising star of Silicon Valley is flying too close to the sun on wings made of wax to better fulfill terms for investors. The rich will get richer and the poor can […]

It’s a Toilet Radio extravaganza! Joe, Breno, and 365 each wrote our own heavy metal choose your own adventures. Remember those sick-as-fuck books you read as a kid that let you forge your own path through a thrilling adventure? We’re doing our best to pay homage with three different metal quests that let you choose your destiny. Come along as we branch through the winding options of each wild tale. Will Joe choose to eat a chicken tendie instead of meeting his metal heroes? Will Breno trick us into accepting his mystical, golden scepter? Will 365 get shot in the […]

On this very special episode of Toilet Radio we’re joined by Bryan of anarcho-comedy powerhouse Street Fight Radio! We’re embracing our dirtbag impulses and reminiscing on they heyday of nü metal and pro wrestling. Strap in for a hell of a good time as we discuss drugs (legal and otherwise), Christian hardcore punk, the $1200 backstage Mushroomhead experience, and the universal teenage experience of impotent rage. Other rad shit on this week’s show: How Faith No More may or may not have started nu metal (but they were def the worst nu metal band). Bryan witnessing the riots at Woodstock […]