Radio Toilet ov Hell

Ever wonder what you need to run a small record label? We're joined today by Daniel Z of Absolute Contempt Records to talk about the challenges and rewards of doing your own DIY record label. We also talk to Daniel about his experiences growing up in Colombia, being in a soccer riot, and the fucked up state of being a person with brown skin in America. Listen up as he describes run ins with the police and everyday fear of the ethnic cleansing machine known as ICE. Even more, Daniel talks about the many animal charities his label supports. Good dude, good talk. This one's an essential episode.

Music featured on this program:

Aureole of Ash – “We Pollute You”

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YEEHAW, PARDNER. It's a rootin', tootin' episode as we talk about Coal Chamber, gODHEAD, Hootie and other 90s has-beens making the baffling decision to go country. If that's not enough, we're discussing Tim Lambesis and the unwelcome return of As I Lay Dying. We're also talking about getting hella tatties, white people killing themselves at Kenny Chesney concerts, and rumors that David Vincent of Morbid Angel was super into fascist literature back in the 90s. Is it a good episode? Baby, I never promised you a rose garden.

Music featured on this program:

Afflictive Nature - "Skull Dice"

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Everyone's favorite left coast metal lady stopped by to help answer your pleas for advice. We tapped Cat's brain to get solid gold advice on how to get into metal writing, clever ways to sell more merch, what to do when your significant other gets too wasted at metal shows, and how to make a memorable music video. As a bonus, you'll learn what kind of shirt Matt Pike wears when walking around Portland. Folks, it's a good show.

Want to hear more? We're putting up part two of this conversation over at Patreon. Become a patron and you'll hear more extremely juicy advice about metal and relationships when we put up the bonus show this week.

Music featured on this show:

Mantar – "White Nights" from Death By Burning

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I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore. I went to a metal show and came home with the worst metal tee that's ever been made. Ever since I brought this home my pets have been sick, my houseplants have been dying, and food no longer has any flavor. We're talking about this shirt (that will soon be yours), Metallica's pyrrhic war against Napster, going deaf at 30 from loud metal shows, shitty sitcoms, the battle of singles vs. albums, beer, and longbuttz. Most importantly, 365 drinks a mystery Russian soda and we begin our new side project: The Cocaine Ham Show. This episode is great and if you don't like it you can kiss my whole, long ass.

Music featured on this show:

Death Evocation – “Relentless” from S/T 7″

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Your boys are back and they're ready to party. This one's all about F A S H I O N. Specifically metal fashion. Even more specifically, how it feels to try to fit in with other metal kids when you don't look exactly like them. We're going deep into long hair, face paint, JNCOs, poorly-fitting metal shirts, bullet belts, battle vests, and band tattoos. Then we talk about Bar Rescue for some reason or another. Also, Joe tells a story about getting bit by a dog. A+++ 'sode overall.

Music featured on this show:

Black Catholics - "Psychic Vampires" from 7"

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We're talking about swole dudes in metal, cannibals IRL, petition to Mortiis in the new Star Wars movie, and going on a Cletus safari for black metal dorks. But the real meat of this episode, ladies in gentlemen, is a hearty discussion of the lost art of the movie soundtrack. Will anything ever be as good as The Crow soundtrack? What happened to lumping a bunch of metal bands in together on one CD and using it to sell a crappy Wes Craven movie? And when will we finally escape the tyranny of these godawful Joss Whedon superhero movies?

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Here's a sneak preview of the latest bonus episode of Toilet Radio available to Patreon supporters.

Professor Pizza of Axeslasher makes his triumphant return to Toilet Radio! Last year we spoke to the man about his band's logo being picked up by the conspiracy weirdos behind #PizzaGate. This year we're talking about the latest conspiracy taking the internet by storm, #QAnon! Where do all the charts and graphs lead? Is every celebrity a sex pest? Does Donald Trump have a rippling six-pack under his baggy suit? Did Hillary Clinton torture a child to death? All of these questions are explored on this thrilling episode! Check out a teaser of the show below, then go over to Patreon to listen to the full thing right now.

Pick up Axeslasher's entire discography over at bandcamp for less than a buck. Also, if you dig hearing Professor Pizza's sultry voice, you should def check out his brand new podcast - THE FILTH CHAMBER.

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio IT'S A CLOSING SALE AND EVERYTHING MUST GO! Your boys Joe and Breno are discussing the bankruptcy of Gibson Guitars and the impending bankruptcy of beloved gear retailer Guitar Center. Was it the declining popularity of guitar-based music that doomed the pair? Or was it the inherently destructive forces of vampire capitalism? Did boutique guitar manufacturers destroy our favorite store or was it Bain Capital? The pair lusts after obscure guitar pedals and dissects the innate desire in every guitarist to own the fanciest equipment, despite the fact that few people are terribly good at their instrument. Will you help us throw bananas at performers with extravagant setups? All of this and more on this week's episode of Toilet Radio!

Music featured on this episode:

Dead Wretch - "Give Me Your Fucking Money" from Hug Division Dead Wretch

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Oh hell. Your boys have joined to dissect the latest music from the official band of Blue Lives Matter, Five Finger Death Punch. But relax friends, this episode isn't all low-hanging fruit. We're also discussing 4/20 as the release date of the first new Sleep album in a decade, the holiday as a concept, and our struggles with maintaining sanity while getting stoned. As a bonus, we get into a long conversation about discovering metal through video games and the extremely metal theme music from our childhood cartoons. Joe also spends some time ogling Athenar of Midnight's abs. It's weird. But good.

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Oh boy. On this show we're discussing new music from bands that generate strong opinions:  Deafheaven and Ghost. We're also talking about everyone's favorite xenophobic egotist, Morrissey and the sad art of performative celebration. If that's not enough, we're gonna discuss a new heavy metal podcast that we just love. Finally, after the vocalist for American Head Charge got arrested robbing a Guitar Center, we're talking about robbing Guitar Center and other vivid teenage fantasies. It's a good one?

Music featured on this show:

møl - "Penumbra" from Jord

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