Radio Toilet ov Hell

We're joined by Dr. Kolkey of Chicago d-beat sensations Nequient to hold a mini-symposium on good-ass lyrics vs. wack-ass lyrics. We're also chatting about comic books, Frank Miller's mixed bag of a legacy, and sci-fi movies. Oh, and I guess we talk a bit about Nequient's upcoming album and get the low-down on the band, their politics, and why we're all extremely doomed. Folks, it's a good one.

Music featured on this show:

Nequient - "Scorcher" from Wolves at the Door

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I've done 113 episodes of this godforsaken show. I've been ridiculed and ghosted by world-famous metal musicians. I've been been insulted and embarrassed by my cohosts. But I have never, ever been owned this hard. On this episode Joe and 365 are invaded and displaced by a couple of LADIES. They're getting together and talking about their experiences as women enjoying metal despite the many, many forces in the genre trying to get them to stop doing that. Take a listen to some of their stories about violent metal shows, gatekeeping creeps, and.... Anime? What in tarnation?! Also, because we're desperate narcissists, Joe and 365 take over the second half of the show to talk about media conglomeration in metal and weepy black metal/model train enthusiasts. This episode kicks an insane amount of ass.

Music featured on this show:

Svalbard – “Unpaid Intern” from It's Hard to Have Hope

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You might be shocked to find that your boys have opinions about Inquisition. On this episode we're ripping apart pedophilia apologists and a whole host of abusive shitbag rock stars. Also, we're openly speculating on how Varg Vikernes makes a living. If these are topics that tickle your fancy, you ought to tune in.

Music featured on this show:

Zeke - "On the Road" from Hellbender

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We're taking a deeper dive into Terrorizer's bizarre publication problems and discussing our favorite metal mags and blogs from our decades of listening to this awful genre. Listen as we argue TOOTH AND FUCKING NAIL about which publication format is superior: blogs, magazines, or podcasts. Finally, we discuss Misha Mansoor's declaration that he doesn't make any money from Periphery and how dudes in bands can try to scrape a little more cash. It's a good 'un.

Music featured on this program:

The Crown - "Cobra Speed Venom" from Cobra Speed Venom

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A bunch of nerd ass bloggers think that they're so smart cuz they can name all 50 states. Well fuck that, cuz we can name most of those states too. AND we can pick better metal bands to represent each of those states. Mostly. Tune in and join us for our most tightly scripted and intelligent episode yet.

Music featured on this show:

S.A. Slayer – “Go for the Throat” from Go for the Throat (iTunes)

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You spend a lot of time listening to our dumb opinions. Now it's time for us to hear YOUR dumb opinions! On this scintillating episode, I'm taking your phone calls. Listen as we chat about hangovers, heavy metal, drug use, and kitties. This is part one of a two part show. Wanna hear more calls? Part two goes up on our Patreon tonight. I had a lot of fun chatting with you people so I think we're gonna have to do this again and soon.

Music featured on this show:

Municipal Waste - "Beer Pressure" from The Art of Partying

On this very special episode of Toilet Radio, we meet up with ex-Killswitch Engage vocalist and current Light the Torch frontman Howard Jones to talk about the change from Devil you Know to Light the Torch, comics, wrestling, fishing, and gun violence in America. BUT FIRST, your boys get together to discuss the history of Killswitch, the New England metalcore scene, the long lost days of MySpace, and a pre-YouTube video that documented it all.

Music featured on this episode:

Light the Torch - "Die Alone" from Revival (Facebook)(Preorder)

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Ever wanted to just completely fuck up your entire life? Joe, 365, and our favorite weirdo avant-garde metal musician, Christian Molenaar, are here to teach you how to utterly destroy your comfortable existence in pursuit of music stardom. Do you have a house and a car? Sell them. Max out your credit cards. If you really believe in yourself you'll go at least $227,000 in debt - just like YouTube rap sensation Unkle Adams. On this very special episode we're talking about the economics of being an extremely online musician and how a dorky Canadian rapper is awfully similar to Taake. You don't wanna miss this one.

If you like weird shit you should stay up to date with Christian and his band Those Darn Gnomes on Facebook and Bandcamp. His songs are way too long to play on this show.

Music featured on this show:

Oblivionized - "Life is a Struggle, Give Up" from Life is a Struggle, Give Up (Facebook)(iTunes)

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Your boys are joined by Ben Hutcherson of the mighty Khemmis. Join us as we discuss the band's highly anticipated 3rd full-length, their upcoming tour with Enslaved and Wolves in the Throne Room, TRVE Brewing and craft beer across the country, the sociological study of subcultures and putting in PHD work on the road, Ben's band Glacial Tomb and their cover of an anti-fascist Aus-Rotten tune, and a spirited discussion about watching a man eat a pile of horse shit. As a bonus, we got Ben to share his best advice for young guitarists. Folks, you better believe this is a good 'un.

Music featured on this show:

Khemmis – “The Bereaved” from Absolution (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

You can catch Khemmis at a venue near you on the Decibel Magazine Tour.

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Heavy metal publicist Curtis Dewar drops by to teach Joe and 365 on the ins and outs of promoting our new band, Crotch Monster. Listen as the man behind Dewar PR answers all of our questions about promotion for heavy metal bands. What are the tools bands need to get featured in metal publications? What's the best time of year to release an album? Is there such a bad thing as bad publicity? Will signing to a label solve your promotion worries? What steps can your band take to make a big splash without starting a blood feud with a journalist? All of these questions and more are answered on this thrilling 'sode!

Music featured on this show:

Nest - "Gallows of Forever" from Metempsychosis (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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