Radio Toilet ov Hell

Hell is empty and all the devils are on this show! We asked you, our lovely listeners, to call in and you did it. On this episode you get to hear discussions with our listeners about super volcanos, living in a tent, destroying your knees in the pit, unsolved cryptid attacks, nuzzling kitties, and Sacred Son posting. As a bonus, your three favorite boys determine our pro-wrestling characters and walk-out songs. It's a good 'un.

Music featured on this episode:

Ellorsith – “Marasmus” from 1959

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Maybe we should wear spooky masks when we record these shows? On this week's episode, your boys are talking about gimmicks, novelties, and assorted hokum that bands use to attract listeners. Is Neckbeard Deathcamp striking gold or simply flash in the pan? What's the difference between a quality gimmick like GWAR and a painful joke band like OKILLY DOKILLY? We're figuring it out and fantastic time while doing it. Also, listen up for HOT METALCORE BEEF and our dreaded enemy Tim Allen handing us a defeat in our latest battle. THE WAR IS NOT YET OVER.

Music featured on this episode:

Idle Hands – “Blade and the Will” from Don't Waste Your Time

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On this week's Toilet Radio, 365 Days of Horror tells us about the sad state of the alt-right he witnessed while protesting the "Resist Marxism" rally over the weekend. ALSO, we're discussing Nergal's continued transformation into a literal ball of corn, Breno's disdain for new jacks shitting all over classic metal, and Joe goes on a tirade about being compared to MetalSucks. Get your fill of lols, guffaws, and chortles in just one hour of hot radio content.

Music featured on this episode:

Carriage - "In the Night" from Visions

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Do you think the founders of GoFundMe realized that their service would be used mostly to fund medical emergencies to keep people from total financial ruin? On this episode we're talking about many, many instances of metal musicians relying on crowdfunding to get the medical care they need and the sad state of health care in the United States. But it's not all doom and gloom, folks. We're also lolling at 100% alpha male Patrick Mameli of Pestilence and discussing Metallica's bizarre claim that they create set lists based on Spotify listener data. It's a good one.

Music featured on this episode:

Lifeless Dark - Feeding the Light

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This week's episode is all about MAGA METAL. We're talking about the brave grifters that come out the woodwork to sell songs about patriotism to the proud, legal citizens of this great country. Are you untalented? Stupid? A career criminal? It doesn't matter! You can carve out a niche for yourself in the music industry as long as you love the cops, the troops, our large President, or... ugh, Elon Musk, really?

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We're joined by our good buddy, Toilet ov Hell writer Link Leonhart. After a difficult journey leaving the poor conditions of Venezuela to seek better opportunities, we caught up with Link at his current spot in Peru. We're learning about the descent into poverty and danger that Venezuela experienced and the emotional toll that it takes on its citizens. We're also talking about his next destination and all the sweet metal shows that Link is stoked to check out once he gets there. As a bonus, Breno drops by to debrief us on the last episode and drop a hard truth bomb on every status seeking metal band out there. It's a killer episode, y'all. Connect with Link on Twitter and Facebook and send him hugs and arepas!

Music featured on this episode:

Spiritual Beggars - "What Doesn't Kill You"

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We've got a whale of a show for ya, folks. We're starting off with our anger at Floyd Rose, whoever that is, and our interactions with Falling in Reverse. Then, we're talking about the fucked up economic situation of major metal bands. Why isn't Mastodon making money on tour? Why is Devin Townsend broke? We're examining the scammers and grifters that skim off the top of bands across all levels of fame and coming to a conclusion: DIY or GFY. As a bonus, we're looking at the slow moving train wreck that is Death Metal Underground's Brett Stevens sad descent into middle age. It's real sad!

Music featured on this episode:

Siege Column - Inferno Deathpassion

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We're doing our best to discuss the allegations against Maynard James Keenan, the fucked up hierarchies that allow rock stars to act like entitled monsters, and how to make a positive change in the world. This podcast was a tough one but hopefully we tackled it all with empathy, an appropriate amount of levity, and an acceptable level of slander.

Music featured on this episode:

Mindless - Contamination

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We're talking about silly booze and weed-themed bands (Tankard, Cannabis Corpse, Trappist, etc...), our own disgusting substance habits, Jordan's decision to be straight edge, recognizing when you've got a problem, Vinnie Paul's untimely death, and the passing of Big Van Vader and all of his WWE cohorts. This all leads us to a discussion about Michael Keene and The Faceless. What does it mean to enable someone with a problem? How can you help an addict work their way to recovery? Also we talk shit on another metal blog and the goddamned Foo Fighters. Despite the heavy subjects this episode is surprisingly funny. But also srs. It's a good one, folks.

Music featured on this episode:

Burnt By The Sun - Drinking And Driving from Black on Black: A Tribute to Black Flag

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Joe sits down and interrogates Jami Morgan, drummer and vocalist of Code Orange, about secret messages hidden in the band's social media, professional wrestling, going goth at the Grammys, and how to sing and play drums at the same time. Also, your uncle Breno drops by to discuss the moral cowardice of the newly reformed As I Lay Dying and to pour out a 40 on the grave of Burzum (RIP). Is it a good show? You be the judge!

Music featured on this program:

Code Orange - "Forever" from Forever

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