You all know I’m not one to boast but, FOLKS, there are some good ass jokes on this episode. Join as me and Brenocide tackle this one all on our lonesome. Do you need jokes? We got that. Do you need utterly uninformed political theory? We got that. Do you need to know how Toby Keith is responsible for white power metal? In a roundabout way, we got that too. Topics discussed on this episode include The Faceless sucking at their job, the rules of D&D gambling, defending Chad Kroeger no matter what, why Abbath rules, and how exactly you […]

On this week’s episode your boys interview Domenic Romeo, founder of A389 Recordings, shredder of Pulling Teeth, and guitarist of legendary metalcore band Integrity. Join us as we tap Dom’s brain to tell us all about the recording of Howling, For the Nightmare Shall Consume, the latest Integrity album (and Joe’s current 2k17 AOTY). Listen as Dom describes his first encounters with Dwid Hellion via an AOL connection, why Jon Mikl Thor kicks ass, and how we’ve been pronouncing GISM completely wrong all these years. It’s a good one, folks. Music featured on this program: Integrity – “Die With Your […]

On this entertaining-ass episode of Toilet Radio, your boys react to the reactionary bedshitters of Death Metal Underground. Someone faxed them our episode with Metal.txt and now they mad as shit. Because we were too lazy to write an original episode, join us as we do a dramatic reading of their response to our podcast and pile on with every cruel joke we can summon at the expense of the modern day Carl Schmitt’s and Julius Evola’s of DMU. Bonus topics include the broad range of human sexuality, what it takes to become an outlaw metal alpha, and The Babadook […]

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio, we’re joined by Brenocide to discuss Ozzfest’s role in torturing Iraqis, Clear Channel’s infamous banned 9/11 playlist, and delicious, delicious chicken tenders. THEN, Chris Alfieri drops by to talk to us about the new post-Viskar Vattnet. Chris tells us about becoming disconnected from black metal and his desire to create something new. Learn about the personnel changes, gear updates, and lyrical focus of their new record. Also, we’re able to goad him into talking about politics and Mario Kart. Don’t miss this episode. Music featured in this program: Expander – “Biochron Space Suit” […]

On this very special edition of Toilet Radio, we’ve assembled the team to answer a whole butt ton of listener questions. Me, 365, and Brenocide looked at every stupid question you sent us and gave our half-assed answer to each of them. Join us for discussions of dad rock, relationships, Applebees, overtly masculine metal dudes, offensive metal shirts, our favorite presidents, and much, much more. Music featured in this program: Captain Caveman – “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” from Failed Species (Facebook)(Bandcamp) Possession – “Beast of Prey” from Exorkizein (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio, we’ve got two exciting segments. First up, Brenocide joins us for a heated discussion about the worst live show we’ve ever seen. Many chuckles are had as we talk mad shit on Sonic Syndicate, Jason Newsted, FSU, Finntroll, and Complete. THEN, Brittney Slayes of Unleash the Archers, one of the most exciting bands in power metal, joins us for a fascinating interview. She helps us learn about about perfect pitch, Warwick Davis, the difference between comics and graphic novels, finding satisfaction with your work, purchasing fine leather gauntlets, and cooking bacon in the […]

Tony Foresta of Municipal Waste and Iron Reagan join us on the show to discuss surefire hangover cures, leprechauns, Warped Tour, their new record, the “lost” Municipal Waste album, the mayor of Richmond, and how to stay in a band without killing your bandmates. It’s a killer interview, my dudes. And if that’s not enough show for you, our buddy Brenocide stops by to discuss the asinine trend of blog thinkpieces that claim metal is dead. Add in some truly dope music and this is gonna be the most entertaining hour of your week. IT’S A GOOD ONE. Music featured […]

Let’s call it a bonus episode. On this episode of Toilet Radio, Joe and 365 Days of Horror are joined by Brenocide and Twitter personality Metal.txt. Join us as we flush the living hell out of Death Metal Underground, the long-running bastion of pseudo intellectual incel metal dorks. We’re reading aloud our favorite try-hard blog entries from the most insufferable people on Earth. Also, listen in horror as my dog tries his best to ruin the entire recording and the other guys decide to talk about Kids in the Hall as I chase after him. If nothing else, we’ve got […]

Beloved internet personality BRENOCIDE drops by to help us skewer Danzig and unpack the Misfits legacy (including the Michael Graves years). Joe delves into the nü-metal disaster that was Woodstock 99 and 365 leads us in a group discussion on how not to be a dickhole to other metal fans when discussing genre classification. Join us for hearty chuckles and irresponsible speculations. Is this a good episode? You bet, baby! Music featured in this program: Stereo Nasty – “Black Widow” from Nasty By Nature (Bandcamp)(Facebook) Druid – “Bones to Ash” from Cill Dara (Bandcamp)

On this weedily-deedily-delightful episode of Toilet Radio, we’re talking with Dylan Ruskin, mastermind of long-running extreme tech band Brain Drill. Join us as we talk about the old days of promoting music on MySpace, self-releasing a record, getting your mail stolen by tweakers, and fuckin’ POSERS that can’t play their own music. ALSO, me and 365 discuss the crowdfunding campaigns put up by Mike IX Williams and Bruce Corbitt to help pay for their healthcare expenses. It’s a good-ass episode, folks. Music featured on this show: Brain Drill – “Boundless Obscenity” from Boundless Obscenity (Facebook)(Bandcamp)(Get the CD from Amputated Vein […]