Radio Toilet ov Hell

New music from Cattle Decap, Geryon, Carpe Noctem, and more! (+ verbal shitposting)

A very dumb Aussie and an extremely Texan dude attempt to redo our best episode yet. No, I'm not referring to last week's Fuck You To France, I'm talking about the excellent episode we recorded that didn't save to my cpu and has been pissing me off ever since. Anyway, this one was still pretty fun. We talk about Gollum metal, whammy bar wanking, being inconsiderate to Iceland, and brainpoo. All the high-brow stuff you've come to expect from what is arguably the ninth best podcast series on the Toilet ov Hell today! Scoll down and hit play if you'd like to join in the stupidity.

New music featured this week:

Cattle Decaptitation - 'An Exposition Of Insides' from Medium Rarities (out 23/11/18)

Soaked In Dissolution - 'Dormancy' from Counter (out now)

Geryon - 'Time's Wheel' from Astomatous (out now)

Depths Above - 'The Descent' from Ex Nihilo (out now)

Carpe Noctem - 'Söngurinn sem ómar á milli stjarnanna' from Vitrun (out now)

Ragana - 'The Void' from Let Our Names Be Forgotton [Split w/ Thou] (out now)

Because we love you, this week's episode is two shows in one. TO START, your boys are discussing the new High on Fire, the pain of attending a wedding, and Metal Hammer's awful piece of shit Best Metal Songs of the 90s List. THEN, we're joined by all-around cool dude Andrew of Baring Teeth to talk about house shows, free jazz, and complete and total societal collapse. Listen in as we discuss their much-awaited new record, the Relapse Records forums, and the process of writing a really, really complicated riff. It's a good one, folks.

Baring Teeth are playing two record release shows in November. Catch them in Dallas on November 16th and Austin on November 17th.

Music featured on this show:

Baring Teeth - "Transitive Savagery" from Transitive Savagery

Tyrannosorceress - "Shattering Light's Creation" from Shattering Light's Creation

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I managed to drag myself out of bed to record a show with my friends. We talked about silly shit for a while before Jon from Conan was supposed to call in for an interview. That didn't happen. Instead, that doom metal motherfucker ghosted us. Instead, you've got the three Toilet Boys discussing extreme Internet backlash to Neckbeard Deathcamp, the uselessness of calling out hypocrisy, Brenocide throwing his step dad through a glass table, the hellish experience of seeing Megadeth on a cruise ship, Machine Head definitely not breaking up, and how to wear your pants when you're a lumpy boi. Is it a good episode? Who's to say? God? We'll see you in hell.

Music featured on this episode:

Phrenelith - "Ornamented Dead Eyes" from Ornamented Dead Eyes

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Your new (2nd) fave podcast goes south on some killer new metal, laughs @ Evil D, and (potentially) offends entire countries. Suqqré bleu!

In case you missed it last week, Leif Bearikson and I started an addendum podcast to the main Toilet Radio podcast. We basically aim to keep you up to date with a selection of the finest metal released over the last week or so. Sifting through the daunting amount of music released these days is an arduous task, but we're team players and have done the hard work for you, collated a handful of rippers and made some dumb jokes in between.

New music featured this week:

Ancestor - "Rise By Sin" & "Deathlike Silence" from Lords Of Destiny (out now)

Mortal Wound - "Grotesque Head" from Forms Of Unreasoning Fear (out now)

Teleport - "The Expansion" from The Expansion (out now)

Devil Master - "Obscene Charade" from Manifestations (releases November 2nd on Relapse Records)

Dysylumn - "Allégorie du Temps" from Occultation (out now through Egregor Records)

Unlocked! This week's show is a powerful combo. We're premiering a never-before-heard track from Massachusetts progressive death metal unit Zealotry and speaking with Roman, the mastermind behind the riffs. Join us as we discuss composing music, what to do with your hands when you're performing live, getting in bizarre Facebook beefs with dudes in classic death metal bands, and the real reason middle aged dudes start listening to Infowars and believing conspiracy theories. Come for the music, stay for the chit chat. At the Nexus of All Stillborn Worlds drops December 8th on Unspeakable Axe Records.

Music featured on this episode:

Zealotry – “At the Nexus of All Stillborn Worlds” from At the Nexus of All Stillborn Worlds

Zealotry - "Primus Venatoris" from At the Nexus of All Stillborn Worlds

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New music. Old heads. Bad jokes. Good fun. Featuring fresh tracks from Infernal Coil, Valdrin, Derkéta, Euth, and Emma Ruth Rundle.

Can't keep up with all the amazing new metal coming out these days?

Constantly feel like you're missing out on all the good shit?

Tired of spending all free your time trawling through the swathes of semi-satisfying songs, just to find something appealing?

Well, Leif and I are here to help. We've done the hard work by sorting out the shit that sticks from the shit that stinks, and condensed it all into a nice little sample package for you to take on your merry way into the weekend. We also talk a little about lazy black metal dorks, acne-faced guitar shop loiterers, dissonant grind, and Ferengii. Like your appendix, it might be a non-essential sac filled with stuff your body can't work out, but ignore it and you might fucken die.

Music featured within:

Infernal Coil - 'Bodies Set In Ashen Death' from Within A World Forgotten (out 14/9/18 via Profound Lore)

Valdrin - 'Sinews Of Blood And Vein' from Two Carrion Talismans (releases 28/9/18 via Blood Harvest)

Derkéta - 'Troops Of Doom' [Sepultura cover] from In Death We Meet (remix released 1/9/18)

euth - 'San Pedro' from Euth (released 29/4/18)

Emma Ruth Rundle - 'Darkhorse' from On Dark Horses (out 14/9/18 via Sargent House)

Business Motivation Gurus are Hucksters/The Oral History of the Judgement Night Soundtrack Kicks Ass/Five Finger Death Punch Loves Cops Almost as Much as They Love Creating Shit Ass Music.

This episode is a wild one as your boys discuss extremely questionable advice doled out by The Punk Rock MBA, a business motivation resource for bands run by a former MetalSucks contributor. Then, in a rare discussion of something nice, we're taking a look at the awesome oral history of the Judgement Night OST that was published last week at Rolling Stone. Finally, we discuss the fash-tastic latest video by Five Finger Death Punch. Do they love the cops? You know it, baby! Do we? You'll have to listen to find out.

Music featured on this episode:

Faith No More/Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. – “Another Body Murdered” from Judgement Night OST

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I read a whole ass book just for you. "Living Like a Runaway" is a memoir of legendary hair metal guitarist, Lita Ford. We're going to hear about her experiences being recruited by a middle-aged creep to join his "jailbait" (ugh) rock band, The Runaways. We're gonna talk about the arrested development of every big 80s metal personality. And we're gonna talk about Lita's many descriptions of sex, drugs, and pooping.

Want to hear the full episode? Subscribe to the Patreon for $5 and you'll get this episode alongside every previous bonus episode. Five bucks nets you two bonus shows a month. That's just $2.50 per hour of entertainment. What a steal!

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We were all away from everything but we still did this week's show because we love you. First up, 365 sat down to tell us about manning the booth at an IRL wrestling convention. Listen as notable wrestlers get Mad Online at him for partying too hard. Cringe as you hear him describe playing with Vince McMahon's worst machinations. What's the logic behind the WWE's entrance music? We figure it all out. Is it still real to you? It's still real to me, dammit. ALSO: Breno got deep into the details of EXTREMELY NERDY metal production at home. Then we discussed Metallica and Megadeth's merchandising efforts in alcohol, despite the fact that these guys have been sober for yours. Is it a good one? Not particularly! But we've got like 5 really good jokes here so there you go. Next week is gonna kick ass. While you're waiting for that one, you can listen to Toilet Radio #139. WINE SPODIODIE.

Music featured on this episode:

TRAGEDY – “Swallow the Pill” from Fury

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We have strong opinions and we're unleashing them against each other. What is "Butt Rock"? Is it offensive? Was it meant to be offensive? Is homophobia so ingrained into metal culture that we're unable to see it in front of our eyes? On this episode, Joe and Breno engage in a spirited debate about Butt Rock. Is it about butts or yarls? Cock rock or taint rock? Godsmack or... uh... Notsmack? What's the deal with classic rock and why do we keep talking about it? All of this and more on this show.

Music featured on this episode:

REBEL WIZARD – “Drunk on the Wizdom of Unicorn Semen” from Voluptuous Worship of Rapture and Response

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