It’s fuckin’ Xmas! Joe, 365, and Breno are giving each other hella sweet presents on this very special holiday podcast. Join us for the rapturous thrill of tearing into packages hoping against hope that one might contain a Nintendo Switch (Update: no one got me a Nintendo Switch). We’re also discussing totally unnecessary Christmas albums by metal bands, Tim Lambesis threatening to resume As I Lay Dying, an Instagram account that appears to be owned by Varg Vikernes, and the endless struggle against bastard cats. Get the show automatically sent to your phone. Click here to rate, review, and subscribe […]

On this thrilling episode of Toilet Radio, your hosts Joe, 365, and Brenocide are going off half-cocked and belligerent. First, we’re talking about Josh Homme’s recent meltdown opening up for Muse, then we’re talking about our extremely stupid Striborg beef, then we’re discussing Al Jourgensen’s latest ill-advised entry into politically-driven music. BUT MOSTLY we’re diving deep into the numbers of Patreon’s trumped up fee structure. Like Icarus, this rising star of Silicon Valley is flying too close to the sun on wings made of wax to better fulfill terms for investors. The rich will get richer and the poor can […]

It’s a Toilet Radio extravaganza! Joe, Breno, and 365 each wrote our own heavy metal choose your own adventures. Remember those sick-as-fuck books you read as a kid that let you forge your own path through a thrilling adventure? We’re doing our best to pay homage with three different metal quests that let you choose your destiny. Come along as we branch through the winding options of each wild tale. Will Joe choose to eat a chicken tendie instead of meeting his metal heroes? Will Breno trick us into accepting his mystical, golden scepter? Will 365 get shot in the […]

On this very special episode of Toilet Radio we’re joined by Bryan of anarcho-comedy powerhouse Street Fight Radio! We’re embracing our dirtbag impulses and reminiscing on they heyday of nü metal and pro wrestling. Strap in for a hell of a good time as we discuss drugs (legal and otherwise), Christian hardcore punk, the $1200 backstage Mushroomhead experience, and the universal teenage experience of impotent rage. Other rad shit on this week’s show: How Faith No More may or may not have started nu metal (but they were def the worst nu metal band). Bryan witnessing the riots at Woodstock […]

We got Steve Tucker of the legendary Morbid Angel to join us on this episode of Toilet Radio! Hot damn! Me and the boys introduce the show by discussing the history of Morbid Angel, their sound, and the bands they’ve influenced. After that, Steve drops by to tell us all about the new album, recording with Erik Rutan, and the rumor mill that surrounded their latest tour. Also, we discuss national news media, missionaries, death metal past and present, clean singing in metal, and we find out Steve’s current favorite metal band. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on […]

Woo boy. The full crew is back and fully engaged in this essential episode of Toilet Radio. Kick back with a nice vintage of MD 20/20 as we discuss transgender metalhead Danica Roem’s surprise win in Virginia, Truckfighters getting their shit robbed in San Francisco, Marilyn Manson‘s Sisyphean quest to be shocking, and a tribute(?) to GG Allin‘s antics. Our reading for the week comes from super srs metal blog Bardo Methodology’s interview with creepy Finnish black metal losers Numinous. We’re laughing at their weird affected speech, convoluted connection to the Order of Nine Angles, and their obviously bullshit tall […]

Well this is some fucken bullshit. I disappeared for a few days and 2/3 of Toilet Radio ran a mutiny by writing and recording and editing an episode without any of my essential input or trenchant insights. I guess that all things considered, this is a pretty good one. Breno and 365 covered every essential item in metal, including but not limited to: Fieldy of KoRn has a new solo album. Is it good? Of course not! A start-up for holding jackets at shows in cold climates. Getting crowd killed to fuck at a Chelsea Grin show. Every Time I […]

You know we had to do it to ’em. For months, Brenocide has been adamant that we do an entire episode about the strange phenomenon of “metal appropriation”. You know what we’re talking about; metal nerds screaming impotently at celebrities photographed wearing cool metal shirts. So here it is, we’re dissecting the sickness that makes a man get Mad Online at Kanye West for wearing a Cradle of Filth shirt when they honestly don’t care about either. Along the way we stumble into conversations about Funko Pops, British cuisine, GWAR, Wolfenstein, how much ass it must kick to be Justin Bieber, and […]

On this Halloween edition of Toilet Radio, your boys are talking horrifying horror movies! Join as we talk about our dumb Halloween traditions alongside some of our favorite horror flicks like The Purge, Sinister, Get Out, You’re Next, and Garfield’s Halloween Adventure. Laugh along in confusion as we accidentally watched Sleepaway Camp and got extremely confused about the infamous ending scene. Buckle in for a long discussion about one of the strangest films we’ve ever seen, Slumber Party Massacre II. Finally, we offer a heartfelt eulogy for Bobby “Boris” Pickett. Click play and try not to piss your pants. It’s a spooky […]

The three BOYZ are back in town to bring you the insights only their beautiful minds can summon. We start off with discussing Anthony Fantano’s awful 4chan audience, move on to the hilarious Vince Staples/Ronnie Radke beef, discuss Joe’s latest ICP concert, talk about Breno’s experiences at Rock and Shock metal and horror festival, the SNES Classic and its shameful lack of hard R-rated licensed games, sincere apologies (including one of our own), a SPIRITED (haha!) talk about horror movies for Halloween ’17, and why Rob Zombie is a damn hack. It’s a good one, folks! Music featured on this program: Minenfeld – “Tote […]