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Kit (horrific Texan) and I (dumb-Aussie) are back with our bullshit. Today we're talking 'Metal Twitter' & Nails, xmas gifts, the Libertarian Rock Spider Radio Network, the Alien series, Pissgrave covers in 4k, Greco-Roman rasslin', Flemish-ass Raiden, and Jean Claude van Damme's classic Yankee accent.

New Music Featured This Week:

Gutless - 'Boiled Alive' from Mass Extinction (out now)

Contrarian - 'Exorcism' from Their Worm Never Dies (out 15/3/19 thru Willowtip)

Pissgrave - 'Euthanasia' from Posthumous Humiliation (out 1/3/19 thru Profound Lore)

Cerebrum - 'Escape To Bliss' from Iridium (out now thru Transcending Obscurity)

Sad news, everyone. Jeremy Spencer, co-founder of everyone's favorite valor-stealing hard rawk radio staple Five Finger Death Punch is leaving the band. Dry your eyes, friends. It'll be OK. To commemorate the occasion, we decided to read Spencer's poorly-selling celebrity memoir. Released in 2014, Death Punch'd: Surviving Five Finger Death Punch's Metal Mayhem briefly broke the top ten celebrity memoir best seller charts before ending up in my local used book store's bargain bin. It's a shame that no one read it before now; the book is chock-full of Spencer's own tales of being a loathsome sack of shit told in his signature brand of brazenly unfunny prose. Smirk at his contentions that he's smarter than all of you. Chuckle along as expresses great shame at hooking up with an overweight woman. Laugh your fucking head off with Jeremy as he tells jokes about raw-dogging chicks in port-o-potties before going back home and almost certainly infecting his unsuspecting girlfriend. This book sucks ass but we read the whole thing just for you so you'd better fucking listen.

Music featured on this show:

Road Mutant – “March of the Road Mutants” from Back to the Green Zone

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YEEHAW. Metal blogger, fest organizer, and all around rad dude Joseph Schafer is back in the saddle again with the Toilet Boyz. Join us for a rollicking chat about the highs and lows of organizing your own heavy metal festival with every band you've ever wanted to book. We're talking in depth about some of the radical bands booked for this year's Northwest Terror Fest. Joseph and Jordan explain Cirith Ungol to me. We give Acid Witch a loving tongue bath. Joe loses his shit over Despise You. We chat about tight ass leftist metal. Also, Joseph regales us with a tale of getting too sick to enjoy last year's fest (and in the process getting everyone else sick too). We're talkin' metal and having a good ass time doing it. Tickets will go fast so get yours now to party in Seattle this May.

Music featured on this show:

Wolfbrigade - "Kallocain" from Run With The Hunted

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The full schedule for NWTF 2019:

WEDNESDAY - MAY 29

Highline:

10 - 10:35 Slasher Dave (Synth)

11 - 11:45 A. Lunn of Panopticon

12 - ENDThou (Quiet)

THURSDAY - MAY 30

Neumos:

10:10 - END - Cirith Ungol

8:50 - 9:30 - Acid Witch

7:35 - 8:10 - Spirit Adrift

6:30 - 7:00 - Demon Lung

5:30 - 6:00 - Castle

Barboza:

9:30 - 10:10 - Dawn Ray'd

8:10 - 8:50 - Sutekh Hexen

7:00 - 7:35 - Wayfarer

6:00 - 6:30 - Dead to a Dying World

5:00 - 5:30 - Addaura

THURSDAY AFTER PARTY

Highline:

12:30 - END - Bongzilla

11:30 - 12:10 - Pound

FRIDAY - MAY 31

Neumos:

10:10 - END - Wolfbrigade

8:50 - 9:30 - Derketa - First West Coast Show

7:35 - 8:10 - Our Place Of Worship Is Silence

6:30 - 7:00 - Vastum

5:30 - 6:00 - Dreaming Dead

Barboza:

9:30 - 10:10 - Iskra

8:10 - 8:50 - Deaf Kids

7:00 - 7:35 - Gadget

6:00 - 6:30 - Thantifaxath

5:00 - 5:30 - Xoth

FRIDAY AFTER PARTY

Highline:

12:30 - END - Indian

11:30 - 12:10 - Year of the Cobra

SATURDAY - JUNE 1

Neumos:

10:10 - END - Pig Destroyer

8:50 - 9:30 - Despise You

7:35 - 8:10 - Dorothea Cottrell (of Windhand)

6:30 - 7:00 - Cloud Rat

5:30 - 6:00 - Closet Witch

Barboza:

9:30 - 10:10 - Khorada

8:10 - 8:50 - KEN Mode

7:00 - 7:35 - Eight Bells

6:00 - 6:30 - Immortal Bird

5:00 - 5:30 - Shrine of the Serpent

SATURDAY AFTER PARTY

Highline:

12:30 - END - Bongripper

11:30 - 12:10 - Oxygen Destroyer

It's an all-out xmas spectacular as we got your messages of good will and peace on earth. We opened your delightful presents and enjoyed their warm glow of their neo-conservative depictions. I taught Brenocide the true meaning of Christmas and the story of the birth of Jesus. Also we lolled extremely hard at Todd Jones for being the slowest little hot head in metal. Merry xmas to all and to all a good ass show.

Music featured on this show:

Mercyful Fate – Desecration of Souls

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Update 12/26 @ 10:45 AM: Fixed the audio jump at ~29 minutes. Sorry for ruining xmas. I was getting too fancy with edits.

We like to think we're pretty cool, knowledgable metal dudes but there lurks an entire world of metal outside of our steely gaze. This week we're taking a look at YouTube's top 15 or so most played metal songs of the year. Why are there so many covers of pop songs? Who the fuck are The Bad Wolves? Why do y'all have such terrible taste? Also, Breno tells us about the gougetastic experience of seeing Ghost live. All of this and more explored on Toilet Radio #157!

Music featured on this show:

V/A - A bunch of shit I ripped from YouTube (shhh don't tell any lawyers)

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Spear takes over the podcast today to fill your cart with some of his favourite songs of the year!

Techless Death Thursday? Never fear, for you're still going to get your weekly fix of Spear. However, this week he's dropping in to share some of the songs he's been itching to tell you about that don't necessarily fit into his usual TDT column. The variety of mad shit here is second to none, so make sure you tune in to hear his thoughts on why these songs stuck themselves in his big ol' brain. Click play below!

Music Featured Today:

Alkaloid - 'Liquid Anatomy' from Liquid Anatomy (Season of Mist)

Rolo Tomassi - 'Rituals' from Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It (Holy Roar)

Moonshield - 'The Death Cleric' from The Warband (Independent)

Yashira - 'Redact (Flood)' from Shrine (Good Fight Records)

Weaponlord - 'Witch Hunt' from Hail The Victorious (Independent)

Exlimitir - 'They're Building An Infinite Tower To His Finite Glory' from It Weighed Itself In Silver (Independent)

This week your boys are going all in on the scourge of December. We're talking about the worst xmas (and Hanukkah) songs, saving the world through the power of an all-star cast, Eddie Hermida getting booted off a video game soundtrack for being a fuckin' creep, and the goddamned Grammys. We're running through the list of metal nominees and telling you exactly why they suck. We had fun on this one.

Music featured on this show:

Fucked Up – “Do They Know It's Christmas?” (Get it on Itunes)

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On an episode we definitely didn't record last Wednesday, Kit and I cover a bunch of our favourite tracks of the year. Featuring Burial Invocation, Abyssal Vacuum, Fórn, and Gorephilia.

On this bonus end-of-year bonanza episode we blow our ears (and loads) out over a few of this year's top tracks. We also shit on some list season dickhead behaviour, Kiss™, whatever the fuck reggaeton is, bad 4k updates, and more. Think of this as The Appendix's Appendix. Or don't. Shit don't matter.

Music Featured This Week:

Burial Invocation - 'Abiogenesis' from Abiogenesis (out thru Dark Descent Records)

Abyssal Vacuum - 'I' from MMXVII (out thru Solar Asceticists Productions)

Fórn - 'Manifestations Of The Divine Root' from Rites Of Despair (out thru Gilead Media)

Gorephilia - 'Black Horns' from Severed Monolith (out thru Dark Descent Records)

We gotta a whole lotta show for you in 60 minutes or less. We're talking: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon as performed by The Sword, NOLA sludge backed up by djentcore, Bruce Dickinson supporting Brexit because all old rich people are bad, UADA's recent concert cancellation problems due to sketchy associations (and the "militant antifacists" going to bat for them), awful no good meme pages, and the hilarious tales of Mortician's Will Rahmer. Grab an ice cold glass of chocolate milk and enjoy a few laughs or else we'll send the Polish mafia after you.

Music featured on this show:

Mindforce – “Nightmare” from Excalibur (Get it on Bandcamp)

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We kill 2018 and get a head start on some new music for 2019. Also talk the pros/cons of L O U D vs mids, scratch n sniff album covers, getting fried by Xmas lights, Harpcore, and why people who picked Stryker in Mortal Kombat are fucked.

Kit (the killer Texan) and I (the dumb Aussie lizard) dispense with introductions, this week is all about finishing shit up. Scroll down and hit play to hear us pull a fatality on 2018 with our last regular episode of the year, or click here to catch up on previous episodes.

Music featured this week:

Ectovoid - 'Internal Inversion' from Inner Death [EP] (out January 18th thru Blood Harvest Records)

Blackrat - 'Haunter Of The Threshold' from Dread Reverence (out now thru Shadow Kingdom Records)

Noctambulist - 'Atmospheres Of Desolation' from Atmospheres Of Desolation (out January 21st thru Blood Harvest)

Chained To The Bottom Of The Ocean - 'With Every Wrist Outstretched' from I Carry My Awareness Of Defeat Like A Banner Of Victory (out December 14th)

Warp Chamber - 'Abdication Of The Mind' from Abdication Of The Mind (out December 7th thru Redefining Darkness)