Radio Toilet ov Hell

Aside from new black/death from Ceremony Of Silence, Sorathian Dawn, Frozen Soul, Kaleikr, Thanamagus, Abyssal Vacuum, and Úir, we talk Lords ov Chaos, racial slur genre tags, criminal junk (Godfather/Sopranos/Chopper), DSBM AC/DC, pissed off Boomers, and uhhh... Harrison Ford.

After going off the rails last week, we're back, and believe it or not, focused. Kinda. Scroll down and you'll hear.

Music Featured:

Ceremony Of Silence - 'Invocation Of The Silent Eye' from Oútis (out 5/4/19 thru Willowtip)

Sorathian Dawn - 'Adversarial Iconoclast' from Sun Of The Deep (out now)

Thanamagus - 'Unburied Whispers' from Incorporeal Passage (out now)

Kaleikr - 'Neurodelerium' from Heart Of Lead (out now thru Debemur Morti)

Frozen Soul - 'Encased In Ice' from Encased In Ice (out now thru Maggot Stomp)

Úir - 'Duinbrunde' from Óenach Tailten (out now)

Abyssal Vacuum - 'V' from MMXVIII (out now thru Solar Asceticists)

We have heard your demands and on this episode we shall deliver. Settle in for an extremely dramatic reading of the best black metal meltdown of 2019, courtesy Teratism (and Brenocide). Also join us for thrilling discussions noisy apartments, learning how to throw hadoukens in a strip mall karate dojo, billionaires doing scumbag billionaire shit, MOTHERFUCKERS STEALING ARTWORK, Ben Weinman living Joe’s dream by opening an animal sanctuary, and doom metal vs black metal in the battle for most mediocre bands. WHO YA GOT? It’s a good one, folks.

Necropanther – “Weirding Way” from Eyes of Blue Light

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Man, I dunno what happened on this one. But at least we've got insane new technical death from Ceremony Of Silence, trve chad trad from Gatekeeper, bangin' black-thrash from Inculter, crazy/meshuggah noise-rock from Irk, and wild Romanian werewolf riffs from Vircolac.

This week we're all over the shop. We contemplate buying weapons, talk trad dork drinks, trash reality tv, the perfect 90's theme song, Dennis Hopper, the album art cover comp, ant-themed horror movies, and give a big fuck you to fursonas. Basically we make last week's episode seem coherent by comparison, so maybe go listen to that instead if you missed it.

Music Featured:

Ceremony Of Silence - 'Ceremony Of A Thousand Stars' from Oútis (out 5/4/19 on Willowtip)

Gatekeeper - 'Grey Maiden' from Grey Maiden (out now)

Inculter - 'Final Darkness' from Fatal Visions (out 12/4/19 on Edged Circle)

Irk - 'You're My Germ' from Recipes From The Bible (out now)

Vircolac - 'Snake From Man' from Masque (out 8/3/19 on Dark Descent)

We got a whole lotta show for you this week. We begin with a little deathcore rapping and a deconstruction of Hunt the Dinosaur's rhyme book. Next up we're discussing Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein's assertion that his fans are scumbags and losers. We're toasting Transylvanian Hunger on 25 years of existing and reading some of the worst PR writing you've ever heard. And finally discussing one of Joe's favorite artists being exposed for being a predatory creep. It's a whale of a show, folks.

Music featured on this show:

Horrisonous - "Flesh Presented for Orgasmic Torment" from A Culinary Cacophony

Back by popular* demand, we return to talk new music from Sinmara, Equipoise, Ossuarium, Sabïre, Gosvdar, and Obsolete, as well as tech-death dickheads, metal brewing, dolphin smear campaigns, bullshit Greek mythology, weight training thru JumpingDaFukkUp, "Evolution", Crocodile Dundeedn't pay his dang taxes, and we shit on Vektorbros again. 

*No seriously, upwards of 3 people asked us to come back so we did. Voice your disapproval in the comments. Click these links if you want to catch up on previous episodes of our show, or the main TovH podcast.

Music Featured This Week:

Sabïre - 'Daemons Calling' from Gates Ajar (out now)

Ossuarium - 'Corrosive Hallucinations' from Living Tomb (out now @ 20 Buck Spin)

Equipoise - 'Alchemic Web Of Deceit' from Demiurgus (out 8/3/19 @ The Artisan Era)

Obsolete - 'Old Horizon' from The Rumored Death Of Atlas (out now)

Gosudar - 'King Of Pain' from Demo (out now @ Rotted Life)

Sinmara - 'Crimson Stars' from Hvísl Stjarnanna (out 8/3/19 @ Ván Records)

Breweries are boring / vomit vs diarrhea/ Tool sells 800 copies of the new album / multiple versions of bands no one likes / Pissgrave grey goo. Fuck, I don't even know. It's a show.

Hell Fire - "Warpath" from Mania

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Oh buddy. We got a show for you this week. We're talking about: Aaron Lewis telling a bunch of South Texas fans that he don't speak no español / Forced patriotism in the NFL, Maroon 5, and upcoming Super Bowl halftime show performers / All That Remains and Attila are finally teaming up / The Vice founders are rich scumbags and they fired a bunch of union writers / Trickle down economics works for musicians! (some restrictions apply)

This episode is good and not bad so listen to it and then share it with a friend.

Music featured on this show:

Ithaca – “The Language of Injury” from The Language of Injury

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On this week's episode we're going off half-cocked on every thing under the sun. We've got: a discussion of Jon Schaffer (and Tim Allen) turning anarchist / Metal dudes going on weird masculine power fantasies / Craig Pillard ruining the reputation of Disma and Profound Lore so he can make boring industrial music for nazis / Having ill-founded hope for the future / Joe's upcoming trip to Japan and the many weeb possibilities in front of him / Yakuza tattoos / Dave Mustaine on hold with customer service at Ultimate Guitar / EZBass coming to kick out the laziest member of your band / Hating media created specifically for metal dudes *cough* Jim Breuer *cough *

Music featured on this show:

Judiciary– “Social Crusade" from Surface Noise

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How's this for a change of pace. Our buddy Nina of A Sound of Thunder got to sit down and chop it up with Tobias Sammet of power metal heavyweights Edguy and Avantasia! Joe and 365 start this one off to talk about power metal as a concept and to introduce a little background to both A Sound of Thunder and Tobias Sammet's bands. Then we hand it over to Nina as she does her best to not fangirl too hard. Listen as the pair discuss Avantasia's new album, his experiences touring America vs Europe, delicious foods, his story of founding Avantasia after years of Edguy, and finding cocaine in the ceiling. It's a good show, y'all.

Music featured on this show:

Avantasia - "Dying for an Angel" from The Wicked Symphony

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One man. One quest for revenge. One twenty day Twitter meltdown. Are you there, Todd? It's us, Margaret the Toilet ov Hell radio show. On this thrilling episode we're recapping all the Nails drama from the past three weeks. Join us as Todd Jones threatens to fight bloggers and other bands! But why stop there? Todd also links up with the alleged abusers in Young And In The Way to blame their troubles on Magrudergrind! But we're not done yet, let's keep going with a rambling Facebook manifesto! Dig up, stupid! It's a show, folks.

Music featured on this show:

Rope Sect – “Handsome Youth”

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