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We're talking killer new thrash, death, and black metal this week, along with spoiler free John Wick 3, Dan's Seagravy, the 5 bdm/slam bands we care about, hop bongs vs weed beer, Batman Returns, MIA black metal, bird vomit, Canadian loonies, and other important things.

Crook as fuck this week sorry everyone, if you don't like it, go back and listen to last week's Game Of Groans episode instead.

New Music Featured This Week:

Sadistic Ritual - 'Visionaire Of Death' from Visionaire Of Death (out 14/6 @ Unspeakable Axe)

Dawn Of Nil - 'Nauseous Existence' from Culminating Ruins (out now)

Disentomb - 'Your Prayers Echo Into Nothingness' from The Decaying Light (out 12/7 @ Unique Leader)

Vale - 'Final Flesh' from Burden Of Sight (out 24/5 @ The Flenser)

Grave Infestation - 'Eternal Oblivion' from Infestation Of Rotting Death (out 1/6)

We've had some fun over the years making some lighthearted jokes about the soggy fascists at Death Metal Underground. But this episode marks the end of that chapter. Sadly, Death Metal Underground is no more. After 30 years of being unhealthily online, DMU has shuffled off its mortal coil. On this week's episode we're commemorating their demise with this loving tribute. Enjoy the show. But first a word from our sponsors.

Music featured on this show:

Riot City – “Burn the Night” from Burn the Night

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This week we're talking filthy new shit from Tomb Mold, Mammoth Grinder, Barbarian, Slaves BC, Vault Dweller, and Skourge, along with who's the toughest band in Texas, Lost vs Game Of Thrones, singing 'Mama Said' for Mother's Day, stealing famous Kiwis, sell-out dentists, and other important topics.

Last episode we were visited by the 21st Century Hedgehog Man, catch up on previous episodes here.

New Music Featured This Week:

Vault Dweller - 'Bad Gateway' from Existence At A Distance (out June 7th thru HPGD)

Skourge - 'Condemned' from Condemned EP (out now)

Barbarian - 'Birth And Death Of Rish'Ah' from To No God Shall I Kneel (out 7th June thru HHR)

Mammoth Grinder - 'Lunar Mass' from Lunar Mass (out now)

Tomb Mold - 'Infinite Resurrection' from Planetary Clairvoyance (out 19th July thru 20 Buck Spin)

Slaves BC - '300 Dead Rapist Priests Floating At The Bottom Of The Ocean' (out now)

This week we're joined by Ron Varod. Who is Ron Varod, you might ask? Maybe you know Ron from his solo project Zvi. Maybe you know him from his years in Kayo Dot. Maybe you know him from his recent work with our friends in Psalm Zero or Sabbath Assembly? Or if you're 365 Days of Horror, maybe you've known him since Hebrew school. We're talking with Ron about his many bands (including xSPINKICKx and bad-albums-only Metallica cover band SAINT FRANTIC). We're listening as Ron tells us about getting death threats from The Banner and anti-semitism from Mayhem's Necrobutcher. But mostly, we're learning what it takes to be a successful musician, touring the world in avant garde circles in 2k19. It's a good ass episode and frankly you'd be foolish to miss this one, you fucking philistines.

Music featured on this show:

Zvi - "Dear Pink" from Deer Pink

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This week we're talking new music from Abyssal, Ripped To Shreds, Lurid Panacea, Pulver, Zaum, and Sol Sistere, along with problematic noodles, banning train shitposters, doom mediation clinics, echidna orgies, Idiocratic rule, jumpers vs sweatshirts, History Channel alien pyramid bullshit, and I learn some more rudimentary baseball stuff. We also talk about that fucken Sonic movie.

Last week we voiced our digust for Biden's Foul Balls. So maybe don't listen to that one. Although, it was mostly about baseball. So still, maybe don't listen to that one.

Music Featured This Week:

Lurid Panacea - 'Disproportionate Incarceration' from The Insidious Poisons (out now)

Pulver - 'Kings Under The Sand' from Kings Under The Sand (out May 10th)

Ripped To Shreds - '喪家 (In Mourning) ' from 魔經 - Demon Scriptures (out June 14th)

Sol Sistere - 'Elemental Chaos' from Extinguished Cold Light (out May 24th)

Abyssal - 'Dialogue' from A Beacon In The Husk (out June 21st thru Profound Lore)

Zaum - 'Pantheon' from Divination (out May 10th)

Welcome back to Toilet Radio. On this week's show, Joe and Jordan are talkin' nü metal festivals and pay to play schemes. THEN we're discussing the not so new phenomenon of charlatans selling snake oil pills. Let's take a look at some metal artists you know (and may even love) that are hawking sugar pills and nonsense CBD products. We're also talking about bad covers, emo, other podcasts, Metal Insider and other godawful publications, and DMU dudes being sus af. It's a good one, y'all.

Music featured on this show:

Minenfeld - "Tote Erde" from The Great Adventure

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We're talking new Superstition, Hyperdontia, Verwoed, Crypt Hammer, and Theta International, along with grubby Joe Biden, coffin bongs, Florida-Man® Cassowary disembowelment, Dutch Hetfield, buying a Lemur, money laundering, jenkem, and Kit finds me a baseball team to support.

If you missed last week's haemorrhoid poppin’ episode, get your arse into gear here.

New Music Featured On This Week's Show:

Superstition - 'Highly Attuned Beasts Of The Night' from The Anatomy Of Unholy Transformation (out 21/6/19)

Verwoed - 'De Kwelling van het Bestaan' from De Val (out 23/5/19)

Theta International - 'Sons Of Hydra' (out now)

Hyperdontia - 'A Vessel Forlorn' from A Vessel Forlorn (out 16/5/19)

Crypt Hammer - 'Coffin Bong' (out now)

Hide the bong, Joe's back. On this week's show, I make my triumphant return and regale the boys with tales of glorious Nippon. Listen to my experiences seeing a basement metal show in Kyoto, getting sick as hell, and smuggling drugs into Japan. We're also talking about the shitbag loser that burned down several historical black churches in Louisiana and trying to figure out what's the deal with black metal and violent posers. It's a good one, y'all.

Music featured on this show:

Malignant Altar - Procreation of the Wicked (Celtic Frost) from Ceremonial Decapitator 

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This week we're playing new haemorrhoid poppin' death metal, beastly sludge, psychotic black metal, and blasting some crust/grind. We also talk getting wasted from 400 year old shark, being Cancelled©, tank tops vs singlets, Dinobots, Tim Curry's last birthday, selling out for Snuggies, wicked synths, and introducing Nature News!

Catch up on previous episodes here if you wanna hear some weird/dumb/wild/quality content.

Music Featured This Week:

Internal Rot - 'Beamer' from Hack Session (out now @ Blastasfuk)

Ignominy - 'Patterns Of Inertia' from Fear The Living EP (out now)

Beastwars - 'Omens' from IV (out June 28th)

Gardghastr - 'Of Crimson Eyes' from Slit Throat Requiem (out April 26th @ Profound Lore)

Fetid - 'Reeking Within' from Steeping Corporeal Mass (out June 7th @ 20 Buck Spin)

Martyrdöd - 'Cashless Society' from Hexhammaren (out May 25th)

Believe it or not, this is freaking special one. Papa Joe ain't quite home yet, so Crowdkiller Extraordinaire 365 DAYS OF HORROR and the Prodigal Son of Slam himself, BRENOCIDE met up in Worcester, MA to sneak on a tribal-tattoo covered tour bus in order to interview Baroness frontman John Dyer Baizley as well as drummer Sebastian Thomson. We talk their co-headlining tour with Deafheaven, their new album Gold & Grey, reactionary beer flavors, and how they left a major guitar amplifier endorsement deal on the table with their latest choice in album color. It is an incredible interview with two amazing fellas, I'm stoked for y'all to hear it.

And of course since Joe ain't back yet, we continue the goofballery: owning the libs with a Dying Fetus-centric meme of an intro, forcing 365 to down yet another foreign beverage, gushing about how great Zeal & Ardor, Deafheaven and Baroness were live, how you should shut yer fucking trap during band's sets and most importantly, mad Twitter beef.

Lastly, will Joe get his revenge for being felled at the last episode's start, after training at the brink of death for half a month in the Land of the Rising Sun? You'll have to listen to this whole Hell Ov a 'sode to find out.

Baroness –Seasons from Gold & Grey

Galneryus (JAPAN) –Hunting For Your Dream from Angel of Salvation

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