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We watched a long-forgotten reality television gem. 10 episodes. Just for your listening pleasure. We're talking about The Battle for Ozzfest, a 2004 MTV2 reality program that highlighted a handful of bands fighting with each other to get a spot on the second stage of Ozzfest 2005. It was horrible. But also very, very entertaining. Listen as we discuss SCRIPTED HIJINKS, JAMEY JASTA'S STUPID LINE BEARD, RIDICULOUS CONTESTANTS, THROWDOWN, ZAKK WYLDE'S SONS OF ANARCHY VEST, NU METAL LAWYERS, METALCORE SCUMBAGS, CRINGEWORTHY ACOUSTIC BALLADS, JOE CAN NEVER BE CALLED RACIST AGAIN, and much, much more. If you're looking for a change of pace in your Toilet Radio listening experience, take a listen to this one.

My mic was being a dick for the first minute of this episode but then it got better. Tough it out.

Music featured on this show:

Grogus – An Altar of Despair from Four Kings (Name Your Price on Bandcamp)

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New shit from Ripper, Genevieve, Mortal Incarnation, Grogus, Defenestration, Ancient Crypts, Enforced, and Dispossessed, along with new metal merch ideas, Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter, the Democratic debacle(s), angry mushroom trips, and all the other important stuff you need to know.

If you missed part one of our Top 10 Death Metal Albums ov the Decade last week you can catch up here.

New Music Featured This Week:

Enforced - 'Retaliation' from At The Walls (out now)

Genevieve - 'Human' from Stagnation Demo (out now)

Ripper - 'The Unreal' from Sensory Stagnation (out "fall")

Ancient Crypts - 'An Amorphous Simphony Of Accursed Flutes from Inhaling The Fumes Of A Burning Carcass (out 1/11)

Grogus - 'An Oceantomb Of Centipedes' from Four Kings (out now)

Mortal Incarnation - 'Infinite Consciousness Unknown From The Mortal Incarnation' from Lunar Radiant Dawn (out now)

Defenestration - 'Undesireable' from Undesireable (out now)

Dispossessed - 'Black Gaze' from Warpath Never Ended (out now)

OK, OK. Settle down, nerds. Nina from A Sound of Thunder went and got hit by a whole ass bus but that didn't stop her from interviewing one of her favorite musicians. Join as she talks with Oscar Dronjak about HammerFall's World of Warcraft connection, XTREME CURLING, the band's George R.R. Martin themes on their new record Dominion, how American venues are getting better at taking care of bands, and what he's learned in 30 years of being a musician. BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, your three chucklehead hosts got into a spirited discussion about label printers, cutting your hair, and the question of the week: DO YOU NEED TO SIGN TO A RECORD LABEL? This is a good one, folks. If you wanna skip the idle chatter and get straight to the interview, feel free to skip to 30:46.

Music featured on this show:

HammerFall – Tower of Silence from Dominion out August 16th on Napalm Records

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Society is bullshit, maaan. On this week's episode we're tracking Manowar Meltdown 2k19 (with special guest, Joey DeMaio's mom). But that's not all! We're talking about Nuclear Blast signing everyone's favorite Christian/Attempted Wife Murdering Metalcore band, As I Lay Dying and the moral failings of an insane amount of people that let that happen. We're discussing Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson's pivot to TED Talk #branding coach and Joe gets insanely angry about the concept of brands. Did you stick with us through those segments? GOOD. Because then we watched Penelope Spheeris' The Decline of Western Civilization Part 1. We got an eyeful of Los Angeles punk circa 1980 and had a pretty good time with it! X was a pretty cool band! Germs are somehow considered legendary! Lee Ving is a crazy person! It's a good ass show, y'all.

Music featured on this show:

Tristengrav - Tower of Silence from II Nychavgé

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No new shit on this episode, today we're delving into the albums which made the Toilet ov Hell's Top 10 death metal records of the past 10 years (2008-2018). We also talk shitty facebook metal groups, Blood Incantation storming Area 51, Funions vs Toobs, King Of The Hill, and inadvertantly fall into the vertiginous Wiki-wormhole of Chuck Mangioni's flugelhorn.

Today is all about old faves but if you like new shit, check out last week's episode.

Music Featured On This Episode:

Horrendous - 'The Stranger' from Ecdysis (Dark Descent - 2014)

Spectral Voice - 'Thresholds Beyond' from Eroded Corridors Of Unbeing (Dark Descent - 2017)

Obliteration - 'Transient Passage' from Black Death Horizon (Indie Recordings - 2013)

Mithras - 'When The Stars Align' from On Strange Loops (Galactic Records - 2016)

Artificial Brain - 'Absorbing Black Ignition' from Labyrinth Constellation (Profound Lore - 2014)

We're kicking off our Summer movie series. First up is the teen sex comedy of the year, Lords of Chaos. If you're anything like us, you probably heard a lot about this movie and made a conscious decision to skip it. We forced ourselves to watch it for the #content and found that it was surprisingly fun! Laugh along with us as a bunch of dumbass kids do increasingly stupid things in the name of chasing clout. Ponder just why the hell Sky Ferreira's character is shoehorned into this thing. And don't forget to buy our new line of airbrushed Looney Tunes metal tees. It's a good one, folks.

Music featured on this episode:

Torche– Admission from the Admission

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On this week's episode, your boys went on a deep dive of Rob Miller's decision to end his career. The former Amebix and now former Tau Cross frontman went down the conspiracy theory expressway and ended up at Holocaust denial junction. We're examining the roots of holocaust denial, old folks on the internet, what happens when your fanbase has an established ideology, and getting a quick call-in from Gerard Menuhin - the fella that Rob Miller destroyed his band to shout out. ALSO, we're talking Midsommar and the new Child's Play. We do it all for one. And all for love.

Music featured on this episode:

A Pregnant Light - L.I.G.H.T from the EXCELLENT new album Broken Play

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On this week's Riff-Raff podcast we cover new music from False, Witch Vomit, Jute Gyte, Racetraitor, Needle Play, and No One Knows What The Dead Think, whether shidding or cumbing on the Confederate flag is better praxis, straight-edge Sabbath, Discordance Axis karaoke, confrontational merch, grinding Harry Potter fans, wtf skramz are, undead Betsy DeVos + Kellyanne Zombay and does Witch Vomit smell like children?

ICYMI: last week Crypt Sermon sentenced us to Eternal Doom.

New Music Featured This Week:

Racetraitor - 'Journey Of 5 Dead Stars' from Riffs For Reproductive Rights (out now)

False - 'A Victual For Our Dead Selves' from Portent (out 12/7 @ Gilead Media)

Witch Vomit - 'Dripping Tombs' from Buried Deep In A Bottomless Grave (out 30/8 @ 20 Buck Spin)

No One Knows What The Dead Think - 'Yorha' (out 20/9 @ Willowtip)

Needle Play - 'Naysayer' (out now)

Jute Gyte - 'Angelus Novus' from Birefringence (out now)

We've got all kinds of Doom this week from Crypt Sermon, Beastmaker, Mammoth Storm, Epitaphe, and Concilium. We also talk Mammoth Grinder's mascot, calibrating your high to suit shitty movies, Texit, big orb vibes, and a heaps of other junk.

Catch up on last week's episode here.

Music featured this week:

Crypt Sermon - 'Key Of Solomon' from The Ruins Of Fading Light (out 13/9 @ Dark Descent)

Beastmaker - 'Eye Of The Storm' from Eye Of The Storm (out 26/7 @ Shadow Kingdom)

Concilium - 'No Sanctuary' from No Sanctuary (out now)

Mammoth Storm - 'Alruna' from Alruna (out now @ Argonauta Records)

Epitaphe - 'Smouldering Darkness' from I (out now)

Do you like painting colors within the universe of your brain space while kicking back with an ice cold Narragansett? If the answer's "no", TFB. The Tag Team Moshing Champions of the World -- 365 Days of Horror and Brenocide -- meet up once again for another jovial round of jolly cooperation, together speaking backstage with the guitar virtuoso whose singing voice came from the dream sphere; Brett Boland of Astronoid.

Hope you're ready to hear the boys and Brett riff on contact sports, sub-genre distinction, the pressures of following up a major debut, creepy Japanese media, The Simpsons, and an entire astral plain of topics of which you can project out of your bodies onto together. It's a special one, folks.

Music featured on this show:

Astronoid – Dream In Lines from Astronoid

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