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Happy October, nerds. To honor this, our spookiest month, we’re gonna be checking out a unique horror film every week. This week we’re joined by Nathan, who many of you will know as Kit's co-host for I Hope You Suffer, a podcast dedicated to some real shit ass horror movies. We're dragging Nathan out of his element to talk about a GOOD horror movie. That's right folks, we're covering 2013 home invasion horror comedy You're Next. Basically, this movie is about a plucky young Australian woman trying her best to protect The Bluths from a team of murderers. Joe loves it! Nathan likes it! Jordan offers dissenting opinions! We're talking about scream queen Barbara Crampton's return to the screen for this one, and a whole host of lesser-known horror movies the rest of the cast contributed to. And because we just can't stay away from the whole metal thing, we have to discuss Robb Flynn's triumphant return to nü-metal alongside his loathsome new collaborator, Vogg from Decapitated. It's a good one, folks.

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We've got new Blood Incantation, Power Trip, Kostnatění, Chthonic Deity, and the first music from a previously unreleased Steeve Hurdle/Obliveon collab named Vargr. We also talk Tom Hanks x Ancient Aliens conspiracies, Martin Scorcese's fave blackened death, the lost art of DVD menu easter eggs, early 2000's garbage album art, and a heap of other stuff that probably should have remained solely on Letterboxd.

Last week we shat our chainmail over the new harpcore jams from Obsequiae. Still cleaning that up actually.

New Music Featured This Week:

Power Trip - 'Hornet's Nest' (out now)

Blood Incantation - 'Inner Paths (to Outer Space)' from Hidden History Of The Human Race (out 22/11)

Kostnatění - 'Každé zranění předurčeno' from Hrůza zvítězí (out now)

Vargr - 'Please Don't Hurt Me' from The Abduction (out December)

Chthonic Deity - 'Drained' from Reassembled In Pain (out 31/10)

Happy October, nerds. To honor this, our spookiest month, we’re gonna be checking out a unique horror film every week. This week we're joined by my lovely wife to discuss John Carpenter's OTHER horror classic, 1994's In The Mouth of Madness! Our sweet Sam Neill stars as an ultra-rational insurance fraud detective in the most accurate tribute to H.P. Lovecraft you'll ever see on film. We're chewing the scenery, talkin' behind the scenes details, and marveling at the longevity of Frances Bay. As a bonus, check out that total Metallica rip-off that Carpenter composed for the theme. It rules. We're also talking adventures at Austin City Limits Fest seeing Guns N' Roses, The Cure, and some child named Billy Eyelash. Bro, do you even read Sutter Cane?

Music featured on this show:

John Carpenter – “Theme from In The Mouth of Madness”

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This week we're talking new music from Obsequiae, Blut Aus Nord, Municipal Waste, Oksennus, Plague Pit, Runemagick, and Teeth—along with Blood Incantation crashing the fucken internet and Kit's sneaky alien album stream, shootin' hoops in the pit, shitting in your chain mail, spooky month on I Hope You Suffer, Power Rangers a capella solos, and other junk. Relax back into something vaguely resembling routine with us.

Last episode we played new music exclusively from bands starting with the letter C for some reason I refuse to remember. Maybe you'll be able to work it out? Send your answers to someone else on Twitter.

Music Featured This Week:

Municipal Waste - 'Wave Of Death' from The Last Rager [EP] (out 11/10)

Obsequiae - 'L'autrier m'en aloie' & 'Ceres In Emerald Streams' from The Palms Of Sorrowed Kings (out 22/11)

Plague Pit - 'Accursed Clay' from Labyrinthine (out now)

Runemagick - 'The Opening Of Dead Gates' from Into Desolate Realms (out 25/10)

Blut Aus Nord - 'Haallucinählia' from Hallucinogen (out now)

Teeth - 'Cretin' from The Curse Of Entropy (out 29/11)

Oksennus - Paholaisten yö (out now)

Happy October, nerds. To honor this, our spookiest month, we're gonna be checking out a unique horror film every week. To kick things off, we're tackling the Japanese horror film that shocked a generation and unfortunately inspired a whole genre of genuinely awful torture porn movies. We're talking Takashi Miike's 1999 masterpiece, Audition. To do it right, I'm joined by Merry Go Roundtable podcast host Carter Moon. He's sharing his notes from working in the world of Hollywood casting and film school to help critique this gender role-destroying lynchpin of Japanese horror. Spoilers: We really, really dig this one. If you haven't yet seen it, GO WATCH IT. Then join us for our thoughts on the peanut butter and jelly effect of metal + horror plus a discussion about a movie quite unlike any you've ever seen. And maybe one day I'll figure out how to make my audio not suck shit over the first 30 seconds of the show.

Music featured on this show:

Church of Misery – “Make Them Die Slowly” from and then there were none

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Fuckin' A. This week we're talking about former Five Finger Death Punch drummer and current part-time pig Jeremy Spencer's newest project: making soft core porno slasher movies. Woof! We're discussing As I Lay Dying's new album and the self-aggrandizing gall of the band to pose it as some kind of personal growth. Finally, we're talking FUCKIN' ALIENS. And Blood Incantation! And how the Roswell UFO museum is a CIA psy-op. We literally don't know what you want from us so hopefully you enjoy this one.

Music featured on this show:

Throaat – “The Light” from Reflections in Darkness (Bandcamp)

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New music from Cloud Rat, Coffins, Cognizance, Coffin Rot, and Carcinoid. We also immediately go off the rails with the new Bill & Ted's, obscure Batman villains, Hart Foundation x Deicide, solving the Boomer crisis, the Jason Suecof catch-up minute, controversial sporting takes, gun buckets, asbestos pigmen, and I confuse Grover with Gonzo. Possibly the worst thing you'll hear all week.

Last week we were far more focused, played some new Nile and Updated Metal's Mascots. Listen to that before you judge us for this.

Music Featured This Week:

Cloud Rat - 'Wonder' from Pollinator (out now)

Coffin Rot - 'Miasma Of Barbarity' from A Monument To The Dead (out 18/10 on Blood Harvest)

Coffins - 'Terminate By Own Prophecy' from Beyond The Circular Demise (out 20/9 on Relapse)

Cognizance - 'The Organic Citadel' from Malignant Dominion (out now on Prosthetic)

Carcinoid - 'Suffering Reborn' from Metastatic Declination (out 31/10 on Blood Harvest)

This week, Breno and Jordo are talkin' Slayer's new "movie," Dan Nelson getting #cancelled by Brenocide's memory and also metal history, Batushka DRAMA ad infinitum, Joe in Los Angeles trying to make it in the entertainment industry, Jordan seeing Babymetal for the THIRD! time and getting a good hard lol @ Swedish hard rawkers Avatar, the friendship dissonance of having a friend that likes different metal than you, the Necrophagist album that will never drop no matter what the internet tells you, KoRn being the Taco Bell of metal, and the final word on Tool and their overall effect on ROCK N ROLL via the sales charts.

Music featured on this show:

Agenda - "Cognitive Dissonance" from Apocalyptic Wasteland Blues (Bandcamp)

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We talk new music from Nile, Hideous Divinity, Skelethal, Nightfell, and Litter, along with getting black metal a new mascot, threatening whales to extort Gojira, embarrassing metal ringtones, and ask the important questions—why are The Melvins? Is Karl Sanders #cancelled? And what in the everloving fuck is going on with turtle dicks?

Last week we continued on our DIY Brain Damage project involving Meshuggah scoring The Matrix and other nonsense, this episode is much more focused. Kinda.

New Music Featured This Episode:

Litter - 'The Bastard' from Litter [EP] (out now)

Hideous Divinity - 'The Enbalmer' from Simulacrum (out 8/11 @ Century Media)

Skelethal - 'Antropomorphia' (out now)

Nile - 'Long Shadows Of Dread' from Vile Nilotic Rites (out 1/11 @ Nuclear Blast)

Nightfell - 'No Life Leaves Here' from A Sanity Deranged (out 13/9 @ @20 Buck Spin)

With the revelation that Jeremy Renner, among many other minor celebrities, has a vanity app, we went down a dark hole of celebrities trying to start music careers. We're covering: Jeremy Renner's solo project, Jada Pinkett Smith's Ozzfest acclaimed nü metal band Wicked Wisdom, the band Keanu Reeves had that inflicted Weezer on an unsuspecting nation, Johnny Depp occasionally shitting on a guitar in between modeling bracelets, Jared Leto's shockingly successful band 30 Seconds to Mars, Bruce Willis using The Temptations as his background band with the results being, "Surprisingly okay," wanting punani with Steven Seagall, 30 Odd Foot of Grunt *cue drunken Australian ranting*, and Frankie Muniz slamming those sweet skins. Along the way we talk The Matrix video games, starting a pit ironically, DIY BDSM, Bill & Ted 3, and the realization that most movies are bad.

Music featured on this show:

You really don't want any of this shit

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