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Happy Thanksgiving you big nerds. Me and Jordon are hella sick but we still strapped up our boots, grabbed our lunchpails, and brought you an hour of dynamite podcasting entertainment so you can better ignore your family tomorrow. We're talkin' turkey. By which I mean Thanksgiving! It's kinda whatever. We're talkin' about Pelle Forsberg from Watain getting locked up by border patrol and banned from entering the country. It will shock you to learn that we have a lot of thoughts around CBP, ICE, shady black metal bands, and the interaction between them all. Related, we're learning about the legality of consuming road kill. It varies state by state. We're talking about Abbath possibly needing to cut out the booze after a disastrous performance. Finally, we're talking about Motley Crue BREAKING THE LAW by touring again. Quit rewarding bands for doing farewell tours please. Also, we talk about Yo-Yo Ma for reasons that I don't fully recall. It's a good one, folks.

Oh, and don't forget to send us Xmas presidents.

Music featured on this show:

The Goat Rodeo Sessions - "Quarter Chicken Dark"

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And now, a show in two parts. PART ONE: the good boys are talkin': Nuclear War Now! Forum, RIP! NWN! / Spoilers for movies that dropped 30 years ago / We, as a culture, have not bullied Nergal enough. PART TWO: I'm chatting with comic artist Jeff Martin! We discuss his latest work on GWAR: The Enormogantic Fail, a graphic novel best described as Rashomon but incredibly dumb. We're talking about his work on the project, the problems with comic distribution, how to DIY a career in art, getting grants from the Canadian government, a fun game of compare/contrast with American vs Canadian politics, and the awful banality of having to work a damn job. Pick up the new GWAR comic, go follow Jeff on Twitter, and then go read Jeff's webcomics like Hell Inc, Heat: The Space Age of Pro Wrestling, and Rent-A-Thug. It's a good one, folks. Interview starts at 29:42.

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We play new music from Skullcrush, Hellish, Mourned, Octexosis, and Total Isolation, along with pitch-shifting toad vocals, zero Parasite spoilers, ill-informed South American political takes, heaps of bogan shit, going Kali-Ma on a chicken, and wildly slander speculate on both DJ Khalid + Fatman Scoop.

Last episode we asked if you had shit Any Blacker? We don't remember your answer.

New Music Featured This Week:

Skullcrush - 'Monumental Tomb' from Archaic Towers Of Annihilation (out 13/12/19)

Hellish - 'Black Tower' from Poison (out 29/11/19)

Total Isolation - 'Covered In Bone' from Winfield Demo (out now)

Mourned - 'Blue Ruin' from Devoured Humanity (out now)

Octexosis - 'Hypercrystal' (out now)

We're back and we're ready to party. Let's get to it: Two thirds of the show went to catch Idle Hands, Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats, and KING DIAMOND / A brief digression on bad football bets and a sad tribute to Deadspin (RIP) / Jordan was right—Slayer will never, ever quit / We just gotsta see Verotika. Why isn't it out, dammit?! / My Chemical Romance is back and 30-something dudes are fucking AMPED / Frankie Palmeri 'bout to slide in your DMs, gurl. Give him some money so he can buy Funko Pops / The drummer of Walls of Jericho got popped with 650 pounds of weed. How much weed is that? Let me just grab a calculator / Kirk Windstein is putting out a solo album, let's talk about what it should sound like instead of what it actually sounds like. It's a good 'un, folks.

Music featured on this episode:

King Diamond– Masquerade of Madness

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We talk new black/death from Horrified, Fervent, Oxalate, Lvme, and Oath Of Cruelty, along with Lamb Of Anarchoprimitivism, how to finally erase Drake, whether or not Gorguts has disbanded, dead memes, Adam Burke cover art probability, ear plugs at shows, bourgeoise horse people, fish herpes, and yet another unprovoked attack on the French. Normal stuff.

Last episode we sent Ernest to a black metal festival or something judging by the header image, but that was over a week ago so I have no recollection.

New Music Featured This Episode:

Oxalate - 'Infatuating Sickness' from Infatuating Sickness (out now)

Horrified - 'The Pessimist' from Sentinel (out 13/12)

Oath Of Cruelty - 'Victory Rites Of Exsanguination' from Summary Execution At Dawn (out 9/12)

Fervent - 'Everdark' (out 21/11)

Lvme - 'The Fiery Sword' from The Blazing Inqiuity (out now)

Breno's back and that means CHAOS. We're talkin': Heady Topper Fight! HALLOWEEN BACKLASH! Joe vs. Jordan: a debate on the merits of Jordan Peele's Us and The WNUF Halloween Special! Rage Against the Machine rages against not making any money! HARD RAWKIN' METALLICA APPRECIATION! Bands you've never heard of making a triumphant return! Everyone gets mad at Joe for talking about rap! YouTube musicians getting a shot at the big time and coming up woefully short! That Blood Incantation diss track that isn't good! Nergal head! It's a good 'un.

Music featured on this episode:

False Figure - Cryptophasia from Transylvanian Tapes NÜ Release Sampler

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Happy October, nerds. To honor this, our spookiest month, we’re gonna be checking out a unique horror film every week. This week we're joined by our good buddy Robin from Drunk in a Graveyard! She chose an early work from the spectacular Astron 6 team. From the folks that brought you Father's Day and The Void, we've got action/horror/comedy MANBORG. Join us for a tale as old as time, the armies of HELL have destroyed humanity and the only crew that can save us is a team of fighting game characters and a half man/half child manborg. We're enjoying an hour-long Playstation 1 Full-Motion-Video made to pay tribute to the forgotten gems of the 80s VHS action aisle. We're also talkin' aboot Canada cuisine, Canadian politics, putting on Canadian film events, and all kinds of other spooky Canadian shit. I had a great time recording this one so I hope you have a good time listening to it.

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We talk new music from Sun Worship, Abyssal Vacuum, Child Abuse, and Ancient Emblem, along with Keanu Reeves drinking orphan blood, Marvel "cinema," yelling @ communist Tom Morello, the perfect album length, which NYC mayor is hiding children, Rupert Murdoch death incantations, and some unhinged rants.

Last week we waffle stomped our way through some killer death/doom/noise and talked about why Spotify hates Blood Incantation.

New Music Featured This Week:

Ancient Emblem - 'Farewell' from Funeral Pyre (out now)

Sun Worship - 'Devoured' from Emanations Of Desolation (out now)

Abyssal Vacuum - 'VIII' from MMXIX (out 1/12)

Child Abuse - 'www.nyc.gov/site/finance/pay-now/pay/' from Imaginary Enemy (out now)

Happy October, nerds. To honor this, our spookiest month, we’re gonna be checking out a unique horror film every week. This week we’re joined by our old pal Metal.txt. He had me watch a movie that terrified him as a tiny lil .txt, 1987 horror movie for kids, The Gate! It's a tale about kids opening up a gate to the Great Old Ones using the power of heavy metal and a shit ton of eyeball gore. We're talking about Stephen Dorff's first role as 9-year-old Glenn, trying to figure out what happened to his co-star to make him leave acting and change his name to a series of numbers, and getting traumatized over practical effects and egregious uses of a dead dog. What happened to making scary movies specifically for children? If The Gate is any indication, they were WAY TOO GRAPHIC. Join us for the warm feelings of nostalgia, stick around for all questions you had about Merzbow but were afraid to ask.

Music featured on this episode:

Celestial Sanctuary - "Mass Extinction" from Mass Extinction Demo

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We play new music from Dawn Ray'd, Nephilim's Noose, Jade, and Bummer, we also talk podcast scene bullies, why Spotify hates Blood Incantation, choose your class memes, being a bad fan, waffle stomping your enemies, more barefoot solidarity, and ask Canada wtf is a medicine hat?

Last week we were delved into the Hidden Secrets Of The Tom Hanksian Race. I'm not explaining that any further.

Music Featured This Week:

Dawn Ray'd - 'To All, To All, To All!' from Behold Sedition Plainsong (out 25/10)

Nephilim's Noose - 'Execution // Resolution' from Rites Of A Death Merchant (out now)

Jade - 'Dead Stone Mask' from Smoking Mirror [EP] (out now)

Bummer - 'Second Chimes (Terence Howard War Machine)' from Thanks For Nothing [EP] (out 1/11)