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It's Wednesday, my dudes. Hump daaay. I wager that's a call for a celebration! Whether that celebration materializes in booty pic uploads, a roll in the sack with the bed mate of your choosing, or a reference to a Vine or car insurance commercial too old to still recycle, I hope the next half of your week is superior to your first.

And shit, what better way to ensure the improved quality of your remaining week days, than with some Grade A Quality BEEF? We’re discussing the boys from Alterbeast laying it out on Facebook just what a dickscab their guitarist was to them. We got Phil Labonte accusing the CT State Police of playing favorites in murder investigations, Dragged Into Sunlight getting the perceived shaft from Prosthetic Records and happy to let the world know about it. Boy howdy I can hear the grill sizzle from here.

And who's been invited to this proverbial bad mouthing barbecue? Why it's Quintessential Stud Muffin and Moshpit Man Handler Extraordinaire, 365 Days of Horror. And in the corner weighing in at approximately 70,000 Tons of Metal it's today’s host with the roast, Breno-"Don't Ever Trap Me On a Boat With All Those Smelly Chudlords"-Cide. Haters are cruising for a losing if they miss this very good episode.

Music featured on this show:

Kvelertak – “Crack of Doom feat. Troy Sanders” from Splid

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Our first episode of 2020 brings new metal from Azoth, Snorlax, Extinction, Atræ Bilis, and Phobophilic. We also talk bushfires, Pokemon metal, Metallica copyright infringement, John Wick 4 x Matrix 4 rug sales, the next breakthrough in merch, Chturning Point USA, shitting the bed (yes...again), an Australian appraisal of generic US beer, along with other bad bogan opinions. Sorry folks.

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Music Featured On This Episode:

Azoth - 'Worlds Upon Worlds' from Magnitude Of Extinction (out now)

Atræ Bilis - 'Ectopian' from Divinihility (out ???)

Snorlax - 'The Chaos Ov Iron Oppression' from II (out now)

Phobophilic - 'That Which Swallowed The Sun' from Undimensioned Identities (out 28/2)

Extinction - 'Anthropogenic Degradation Of Ecosystemic Vegetation' (out now)

Joe and Jordan sat down to shoot the shit about the important events of the day. Totally, absolutely necessary things like: Uncut Gems and The Irishman - The Boots Riley Conspiracy! Joe is headed to Power Trip's Evil Best fest! The return of Industrial! Danzig has a new movie! It's a Spaghetti Western/Vampire tale and it just makes us madder that Verotika STILL isn't out for our viewing pleasure! Boxing! Tough guy memes! A metalcore revival in Alabama slaps us in the face with a white belt and sends us down memory lane remembering the handful of bands that somehow got excluded from this fest! Resolutions like getting the fuck off social media when you're mad! Join us for a much more lighthearted experience than whatever else is going on right now.

Music featured on this show:

Sheer Mag – “The Killer” from A Distant Call

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Welcome to the first podcast of 2020. This time around, we're completely flipping the switch. No longer will we make fun of prominent metal musicians and call them "dick wads" when they do insanely racist shit. Instead, we'll all join hands and learn how to appreciate riffs together. Just kidding. FIRST UP: Kottak Attack! Somehow the former Scorpions drummer turns a benefit concert into an opportunity to join a fascist podcast. NEXT UP: Sharon Osbourne cackles about firing her servants after abusing the shit out of them. THEN: We learn what a Lorna Shore is have a convo about misogynist dick wads in deathcore. Jordan asks the tough question, what deathcore band would we join? As I Lay Dying keeps reaping the rewards of a broken industry by getting added to Wacken. BULLSHIT. We learn what it costs to get your band on Jimmy Kimmel and decide to start saving our pennies for the worldwide premiere of Crotch Monster. And finally, we close it down with some Johnny Knoxville appreciation. Happy new year, y'all.

Music featured on this show:

Acacia Strain - "Giving" from It Comes in Waves

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Join us for a very special Xmas episode. Gather the family 'round the fire, hang up some mistletoe, and turn up your laptop speakers to hear us chat about the holidays, talk movies, and open up sweet, sweet presents. First up, we gotta talk about the traditional Jewish celebration of December 25th and the war on Christmas. Then we gotta talk about Uncut Gems, Knives Out, and the new Star War. Then we get to those siqqq gifts. We're talkin' offensive Type O Negative tees, tuff pugs, the Gulf War, American Gladiators, and illegally shipping liquids. We had some fun. I think I have the flu right now so I'm tacking on my favorite Christmas song at the end. You can't get mad cuz I'm sick. Happy Xmas, everyone.

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For some reason we started this episode talking about Dustin Hoffman. Then we got into company xmas party talk. BUT THEN we discussed the news stories we didn't get a chance to talk about throughout the year. FIRST UP: a definitely official cease and desist letter from an artist that maaaaay have accidentally drawn a 1930's era anti-semitic album cover. Dragged Into Sunlight called out their label, Prosthetic Records, over refusing to pay the band royalties. This somehow didn't make the news splash it should have and we ask why. Also, we ask what it's like to be cash poor but clout rich. Sear Bliss dropped off Asgardsrei, an overt NSBM festival, claiming that they're apolitical. How tf did they get added to that bill in the first place? / A timeout for Hunter Biden boys chat / Tripp Eisen (Static X, Dope, California Prison for pedophilia) has a new libertarian themed industrial metal band and LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. And finally, we meet our favorite new character in the metalverse: James Kottak, former drummer for Scorpions. If you listen to nothing else on this episode, PLEASE enjoy meeting our new friend James.

Music featured on this episode:

Carcass – Under the Scalpel Blade

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Our Owly boy dropped in to play us his fave five of the year. We also talk faceless fans, the return of that online drum nazi, how to pronounce Obsequiae, gollum decapitation, the .gif of the year, Design The Sci-Fi-Line, and abandoning vocalists.

Last week we held our second Spearsgiving feast, catch up if you missed out. This week it's Rolderathis' turn to share his picks of 2019.

Music Featured On This Episode:

Essence Of Datum - 'Shikari Algorithm' from Spellcrying Machine

Vircolac - 'Masque Of Obsequious Venality' from Masque

Darkenhöld - 'Citadelle d'Obsidienne' from Atra Musica

Nightfell - '(As Now) We Must Succumb' from A Sanity Deranged

The Odious - 'Arbiter Of Taste' from Vesica Piscis

We're nearing the end of the year which means it's time to check out all the ROCK N' ROLL music that is insanely popular with the rest of the world. We're pretty tuned out from this kinda thing so to educate ourselves, we're listening to the top 50 rock songs of the year according to YouTube. Who the hell is I Prevail? Why the FUCK does grandson exist? Why does your cousin listen to all of this shit? And which Five Finger Death Punch song took the top spot this year? It's an interactive audio nightmare on this week's episode and you're all invited on a trip to hell with us. Highlights include: Green Day is massively underperforming / Did TOOL save rock music? / Weezer further ruining their legacy / Motley Crue continues their legacy of laziness / Joe loses metal cred by liking a Volbeat song / a discussion of It Might Get Loud, probably the worst music documentary any of us have ever seen.

Music featured on this episode:

V/A - A whole bunch of stuff you'll never wanna hear again

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Joe went down South of the border for a spell and things on the podcast got a lil wild in his absence. Jordan spoke with Ken and Tony from Static X to talk about getting the old band back together again, recording "new" old material, and drum students calling Ken "Mister",  Jordan and Breno got down to the business of talking important business: Gary Holt went on some fuckin' Boomer rant about shit no one cares about. I mean, does Kevin Hart EVEN DO the Toxic Waltz? / Measuring total snowfall accumulation via butthole / Some weirdos set up a phone line for you to call up and I guess make wild speculations about Oli Herbert's death / There's a new best drummer in the world and Breno is very, very excited about it. Turns out you just need to replace a more famous drummer to get nominated. And who the hell is Fever 333? / Andy Williams of Every Time I Die made his wrestling debut with AEW and that kinda rules. / Also, this week's Slayer prediction. Interview starts at 52:00. 

Oh, and don’t forget to send us Xmas presidents.

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Spear joins us this week to share 5 of his fave songs from 2019, including some killer thrash, dissodeath, meloblack, and horrific sludge. We also talk turkey, Knives Out, chugging, boomers covering Drowning Pool, bands who probably piss off PETA, and Dallas tour bus drivers, sorry Spear.

Last episode Kit and I pined for some Brutal Toadcore. I'm not explaining that any further, you'll just have to listen.

Music Featured On This Episode:

Critical Defiance - 'Spiral Of Hatred' from Misconception (Unspeakable Axe)

Horseburner - 'Drowning Bird' from The Thief (Ripple Music)

Raptvre - 'Feast Upon Their Flesh' from Monuments Of Bitterness (Crawling Chaos)

Wormwitch - 'Two Wolves' from Heaven That Dwells Within (Prosthetic)

Rorcal - 'The Only Constant In This World Is The Blackness Of The Human Heart' from Muladona (Hummus)