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Covers! Bands like to do them! Sometimes they're good, even! But most of the time they're not. On this week's episode we're talking a dive through some notable covers from and by your favorite heavy metal bands. We're talking about recent covers from Inter Arma and Behemoth as well as some old 'uns from bands like Evergreen Terrace, Brujeria, and Metallica. (This fuckin' Suicide Silence cover of AIC's Them Bones will make you furious) We're also talkin' bout unemployment benefits, Ghost lawsuits, Shadow's Fall, pro audio grifts, Jordan's kitted out Supra, and ODD EDITORIAL CHOICES when reporting a death. Sit down a spell and enjoy a good AND nice episode.

Music featured on this episode:

Arsis – “Sunglasses at Night”

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Joe's out today so Breno and 365 are running wild on your eardrums. TOPICS DISCUSSED: Dave Mustaine's found a cure for cancer! It's hittin' that stanky GANJJJJJJ (feat. an original Breno composition) / Phil That Remains is saying some shit about (NOTE TO SELF: Pretend to care what Phil Labonte has to say) / Big time grifts in the metal-social-cause sphere courtesy of Pantera / Is metal your personality? Stop that / DATING: but for metal dudes??? How to not be a psychopath / Axl Rose vs Steve Mnuchin in the battle of who can eat a whole roasted pig the fastest. Folks, it's a good one.

Music featured on this episode:

Chained to the Bottom of the Ocean - "I Will Possess Your Heart"

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Or, the episode in which Joe succumbs to brain sickness. We're talking about: Good dogs vs bad dogs, bands making goofy quarantine music videos, the former FFDP drummer's horrible new project, Little Nicky, subscribing to Emmure's Patreon, sodas for athletes, the only good YouTube guitarist, and a lamentation our various failures. This episode's commentary is colored a bit by the recent decisions of various U.S. governors to go ahead and open up their states so we can lube up our economies with the blood of the working class SO I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING IN A BAD MOOD. We're doing our best.

Music featured on this episode:

Mico - "Ecdisis"

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We play new music from Lantern, Ulthar, Racetraitor, Cosmic Putrefaction, and Cauldron Black Ram, along with expose our technical ineptitude, do skeletons have dongs, hardcore Egyptian talk, ejaculating cum candles, the Clinton Slaver Foundation chimichangovers, and other important stuff. Join us for a Monday distraction.

Last episode we had some hot takes and some cold cuts while dishing up some completely Corona-Free Content.

New Music Featured This Week:

Racetraitor - 'Subordinate Terror' from 4-way Split (out now)

Cosmic Putrefaction - 'This Landscape Sublimates Oblivion To Obliteration' from The Horizons Towards Which Splendour Withers (out 22/5)

Lantern - 'Strange Nebula' from Dimensions (out 24/6)

Ulthar - 'Through Downward Dynasties' from Providence (out 12/6)

Cauldron Black Ram - 'Slaver' from Slaver (out 22/5)

Dominque Giuot - L'Univers De La Mer (out 1978)

What's the DEAL with airplane food? And comedy, for that matter? We're joined by comedian Andrew Mayer to talk about stand-up and the many painful quirks of the artform. We're talkin': trying to tell jokes while failing to break a stupid world record, almost opening for Rage Against the Machine, The Scorpion King soundtrack, recording live albums, non-premium Spotify, pay-to-play schemes, shit-ass roommates and embarrassing college stories (feat. Jordan), Joe hating improv, the impossible goal of success, class solidarity among artists, and scoping eBay for vintage Bob Saget t-shirts. This one's a change of pace, but goddammit, it's a good one.

Music COMEDY featured on this episode:

Andrew Mayer's - Having a Nice Time available now on Spotify and iTunes. Follow Andrew on Twitter.

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Now sucks. There's a plague. We didn't have those before. So for this week's show we're going ~~~back in time~~~ to remember some long-forgotten local bands that made an impression on us as young bucks. We're talking about novelty punk bands, nu metal, psychobilly, deathcore, weirdo mathcore, and much much more. Join us as we hand out our band's CD-R's outside festivals. Let's bitterly remember the Rigs of Dad uncles that ruined our playing experiences. We're going back in time to a place where label reps might appear at a show (but probably not!) and sign your friend's band instead. This is the most fun I've had on the show in forever so I assure you, it is a good one.

Music featured on this episode:

By the End of Tonight - Video Games Buried in the Desert 

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We play new music from Ulcerate, Cryptic Shift, Valdrin, Internal Rot, Midnight Odyssey, & Colin Marston, we also talk which band Paul from Blood Incantation should drop, Bandcamp subscriptions, new TBDM + death metal and movies, epic song titles, obscure ambient 70's synth vs Doom OST, getting mad @ definitive Die Hard rankings, and Lord Of The Rings BOTTOM TEXT + The Hobbit hot takes. Blame the handful of sickos who kept asking us to do the show again.

Last episode (yes, back in January) we played death metal and talked shit (I'm guessing), it's what we usually do.

New Music Featured This Week:

Internal Rot - '' from Grieving Birth (out now)

Cryptic Shift - '(Petrified In The) Hypogean Gaol' from Visitations From Enceladus (out May 4th)

Rejoice! The Light Had Come - 'The Presence of a being, whose interest in our endavour is ephemeral and rarely believed, speaks imperceptibly in the space between our breaths' (out now)

Valdrin - 'Red Burning Candles Of Hatred' from Effigy Of Nightmares (out June 12th)

Ulcerate - 'Stare Into Death And Be Still' from Stare Into Death And Be Still (out April 24th)

Midnight Odyssey - 'Tundras Hidden From The Sibling Sons' from Ruins Of A Celestial Fire (out now)

Welcome back to Toilet Radio. This week we're talking about: Slowed down piano ballad covers of popular rock n' roll songs used exclusively for movie trailers / Snackin' in the apocalypse / Bunch of prominent metal musicians are pretty sure 5G caused coronavirus / Money turns people into vaccine truthers / Hellfest is dealing with grief from insurance companies. We love insurance companies, don't we folks? / Danzig is doing Elvis covers. Joe knows far too much about Elvis. It's a good un folks.

Music featured on this show:

"Ghosts" by Wretched Empires

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We're talking about: fucking around and failing out of school, petty landlords vs. bloodless property management conglomerates, the unexpected popularity of Dragonforce circe 2006, a French metal cover artist disemboweling his father, unnecessary metal tributes to Bill Withers, and a KOTTAK ATTACK. Additional discussions: Is it a good idea to put out an album in the middle of a global pandemic? How can you save some dough while still staying thoroughly entertained? Do we understand the latest internet insults? What is up with the drummer from System of a Down? Will we ever buy novelty Coronavirus/metal mashup merch (no!) and Joe fakes the funk on a band tee check. It's a pretty good one!

Music featured on this show:

Another Day in Paradise by Pyrhhon 

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Metal had a pretty good 50-year run but uhhhhh things happened. On this week's show: Till Lindemann had the 'rona til he didn't! Unfortunately, a bunch of thrash metal old timers are coming down with the virus. Between death and economic ruin, we have to ponder what the future of heavy metal looks like after the pandemic ends. What happens to mid-level bands? What happens to record labels? What happens to venues? On the opposite end of the spectrum, we look at a Business Insider article about a two-piece band that somehow survived touring the country in a Mercedes van, staying at hotels every stop along the way. The horror. In a very special segment, we answer some listener-submitted questions. For some reason, y'all wanted to know about quality recipes, Tom Jones, and slamming the bong. We went a little long on this one because we were having fun. Enjoy!

Music featured on this episode:

Asunojokei - Nocturne II: Stardust

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