Radio Toilet ov Hell

We're spinning new shit from Nucleus, Krypts, Sabbath Assembly, Idle Hands, fluoride, and Flesh Tithe, along with talking Big 4 surf rock, Yang gang™ (LLC), making a cohesive Load/Reload record, selling a kidney to get an MRI, scabby cheese, and fucken Seppos selling suited Kookaburras in cages.

Last week we got weird, but this we're slightly more on track. Kinda.

New Music Featured:

Nucleus - 'Entity' from Entity (out June 14th thru Unspeakable Axe)

Sabbath Assembly - 'Ascend & Descend' from A Letter Of Red (out April 26th thru Svart)

fluoride - 'chipped away'|'still time' from disentanglement (out now)

Idle Hands - 'Give Me To The Night' from Mana (out May 10th thru Eisenwald)

Flesh Tithe - 'The Manor Of Sleep' (out now)

Krypts - 'The Reek Of Loss' from Cadaver Circulation (out May 31st thru Dark Descent)

Joe ain't back just yet but 365 & Breno are still here to bless you with some Toilet Radio.

SUP NERDS. You must think you’re in for your typical every-week sort episode of Toilet Radio, right? THINK AGAIN, Fat and Lonelies!  On this completely uncensored edition of Metalheads That Fuck Radio, your normie host Joe has been taken out of commission and flown to Japan for his protection. There he can lay low for a while and hide out from just how shit fucking awesome this one particular episode is. Without the Principal calling any shots, all the classes have been dismissed, and the only course left to enroll in now is “Metal 101”. You’ve heard of the School of Hard Knocks, well this is the SCHOOL OF HARD COCKS. This eppy is totally RAW and UNEDITED, save for the all the parts that might have made us look DUMB or PROBLEMATIC.

Who’s that? Like you gotta ask. It’s none other than Crowd Killer Extraordinaire, 365 DAYS OF HORROR. He is being joined by the one and only Son of Slam, BRENOCIDE and we cover some of the most extremely METAL and extremely NOT METAL happenings these last couple weeks. We savagely RIFF on Asian drinks that taste like ass, Rammstein’s Third Reich Laser Lights Show, Wayne Static cosplayers, true heavy metal hair care tips, Devin Townsend spending too much dough, Juggalo offspring running amok in your neighborhood and we share some must-listen (closely) clips of the DMU podcast that are so goddamn underground, you can barely hear them.

Hold on to your rosy red ass cheeks, posers. This episode is a fucking MEME.

Mysticism - Arcane Forest Rites from Arcane Forest Rites

Raised By Owls - Cult of David Dickinson from Cult of David Dickinson

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We're back with an anti-fash anthem via Spectral Lore, gnarly grind from Skullsmasher, Bolt Thower beatdowns courtesy of Path To War, and experimental shit from Kerala and An Isolated Mind. We also talk Pet Semetary, Toilet weddings, JumpinDaFukkUp, Highlander-ass jellyfish, cavemen in tanks, getting too ripped for Inherent Vice, and a bunch of other weird shit.

Music Featured This Week:

Spectral Lore - 'No Excuses For Fascist Sympathy' [Book Of Sand cover] (out now)

Path To War - 'Beneath The Treads' from Spring Promo (out now)

An Isolated Mind - 'Turritopsis dohrnii' from I'm Losing Myself (out now)

Skullsmasher - 'Bonehammer' from Rocket Hammer Brain Surgery (out now)

Kerala - 'II' from Anagenesis (out now)

Suffering Hour - 'Dwell' from Dwell (out now thru Blood Harvest)

We're joined by Gareth and Langdon of DEATH // SENTENCE, probably the only podcast about books and heavy metal. We're discussing HP Lovecraft and JRR Tolkien and how metal bands have completely and totally used up every drop of inspiration they can possibly take from these authors. To help inspire new records, we're discussing some books and authors that are ripe for exploration within the realm of heavy metal. Also we're talking about philosophy, Brexit, and the upcoming porno drought in the UK. It's a good one, folks.

Møl – Kathexis from I/II

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On this week's show: Joe gushes all over Us (the movie, not the, uh, pronoun), we do an extremely dramatic reading from Greek black metal band Thy Darkened Shade, we start the Milli Vanilli of black metal, discuss the Motley Crue movie and Vince Neil's decline, talk about Peste Noire blackfacing up and Horna getting cancelled, ponder the mystery of Phil Labonte's hat, and gawk in disbelief at every member of Slipknot having more money than god. It's a good one?

Vaura - The Ruins (Hymne) from Sables

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We're joined by speciowl guest Roldo to discuss a bunch of new trad, speed, death, war, and moar metal. We also get into Sekiro, kratom, Kit's new cassette habit, Bono wanking on your music library, barefoot being legal, bionomial nomenclature nerd shit, and a bunch of old-ass vidya nostalgia.

Get in here if you missed last week's death metal eggingraciststravaganza.

Music Featured This Week:

Stälker - 'Powermad' from Powermad (out now)

Astriferous - 'Mind Bending Distortions' from Raise High The Scepter Of Indulgence (out now thru Desert Wastelands)

Smoulder - 'Ilian Of Garathorm' from Times Of Obscene Evil And Wild Daring (out April 26th thru Cruz del Sur)

Cosmic Putrefaction - 'The Ancient Demagogue' from At The Threshold Of The Greatest Chasm (out April 19th thru I, Voidhanger)

Ruin Lust - 'Sacrifice' from Sacrifice (out now)

Thecodontion - 'Breviparopus taghbaloutensis' from Jurassic (out now thru Xenoglossy Productions)

On this week's show, Joe and Jordan sat down with Eric and Greg from Austin, Texas tech punks EXPANDER. We're talking about: the insidious grip of technology on our lives, escaping your daily frustrations by starting a band, SXSW as a recruiting tool for the murder machine, drinking ten thousand beers while recording at God City and having a child in the meantime, dying on bicycles and electric scooters, shitposting on metal forums, paying to play, and starting your own damn record label. Greg and Eric run Night Rhythms and we chat about some of their fine ass releases (including Rawhead, Gender Fluids, and Ripped to Shreds).

Expander – “R-Type 2 Civilization” from Endless Computer

Rawhead - "Axe Cracked Sternum" from Spineless Pigs

Ripped to Shreds - "Craven Blood" from 埋葬

BONUS: KRIEGMEISTER HATESTORM of Neckbeard Deathcamp Hendrik Moebus calls in at the end of the show to register his complaints about getting pepper sprayed the other night. Have something you wanna say to us? Call me at: (903) 884-6533 and leave your message at the tone.

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We talk new shit from Spirit Adrift, Ketzer, Abraded, Blood Spore, and Malignant Altar, Maiden/Metallica rip-offs, Baroness getting fruity, Insect Warfare playing Morbid Angel, egging racists, the 4k Matrix, science-illiterate black metal dorks, Danny DeVito egg eating class, turning 30, and we also start a bitter feud over Kevin Bacon & Matthew McConnechaheyehcyhey.

After our last Back In Blvck episode, we're getting back to basics. Scoll down to see what fun and frivolity that entails. And how I lost half a fucken episode because computers constantly conspire against me. Ugh.

Music Featured This Week:

Blood Spore - 'Hostile Fruiting Bodies' from Fungal Warfare Upon All Life (out April 5th)

Spirit Adrift - 'Hear Her' from Divided By Darkness (out May 10th thru 20 Buck Spin)

Ketzer - 'No Stories Left' from Cloud Collider (out April 12th thru Metal Blade)

Abraded - 'Entranced In Hallucinosis' from Descendants Of The Swamp (out now thru Maggot Stomp)

Malignant Altar - 'Retribution Of Jealous Gods' (out now)

On this week's show: JOE'S CONCERT REVIEW: BARONESS WAS FANTASTIC, DEAFHEAVEN WAS LOLBUTTZ / WATAIN GETTING GETS PUT IN THE SINGAPORE SLING / FILTER EXPOSE WEINER, GET KICKED OUT OF AN INDIAN CASINO / RANDY BLYTHE PROTESTING THE MEGALOMART WITH A PACK OF PLASTIC KAZOOS / VARG VIKERNES IN: WACKY RACES / WHO COULD HAVE EVER PREDICTED THAT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A PEDOPHILE?

It's ten pounds of show in a five pound package, folks.

Idle Hands – “Give Me To The Night” from Mana

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On this week's show we got: ANOTHER DRAMATIC READING! LORDS OF CHAOS GETTING NARGAROTH ALL HOT & BOTHERED! DAVID ICKE'S MIND CONTROL OVER MATT PIKE! ANGER OVER MISPLACED METAL AGGRESSION! PLAYING ABRASIVE MUSIC ON A DIGITAL JUKEBOX IN A CROWDED BAR! SUPERMARKET POP JAMS! We've got all the entertainment you need for your Wednesday morning.

Horndal – “Nin” from Remains

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