If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers

Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death

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A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle

Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum )

Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment

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A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers

Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic )

Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture 

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Therapy: The Movie

Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore

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FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement

Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness

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For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror )

Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault

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Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022)

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How do Leprechaun work?

Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary )

Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence

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Witch, please

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror )

Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc.

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Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Cheesy 1960s spooky stories )

Content Warnings: Animal Death, Suicide

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Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl

Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller )

Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression

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