This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore

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Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011)

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Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore

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Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone

Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches)

Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment

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Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too.

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Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier!

Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed

Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression

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Expressionistic Germans are at it again.

Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch)

Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police

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A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell

Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time)

Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery

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Are you haunted or do you just need help?

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying

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Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET

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Satan-loving French people are at it again

Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense

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Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975)

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“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.”

Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence)

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack

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If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be )

Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit

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LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon

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