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Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)

Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood

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Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama

Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore

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"Hail to the king, baby"

Special Guest: Alex Steed 

Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)

Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons

Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 

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We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)

Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.

Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes

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Friday the 13th Bonus Episode

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Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to.

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters

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PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths)

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That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama)

Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men

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The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style)

Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders

Patreon Live Stream Sun Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: The Descent (2006) 

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Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time.

Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy)

Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault

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