How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?

Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009) 

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What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?

Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)

Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide

Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king

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"Mommy, where do kittens come from?"

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale)

Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures.

Up Next: Anaconda (1997) 

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Let's give Heather some love.

Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast  

Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic)

Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam

Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021) 

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Don't sleep and drive.

Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers)

Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide

Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999) 

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Wait… what?

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion

Up Next: Raaz (2002) 

Patreon Live Stream (Sept 11): Eyes Without a Face (1960) 

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They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark.

Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes

Up Next: The Visitor (1979) 

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Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt)

Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death

Up Next: Zombie (1979) 

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Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart.

Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse)

Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation

Up Next: The Final Girls (2015) 

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Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore

Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976) 

Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) 

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