This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"

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Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault

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Special Guest: Janina Matthewson 

Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense )

Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting

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Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!!

Approachability:  2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles )

Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares

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What if Alien… but with titties?

Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

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Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters…

Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature

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They are not communists or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! )

Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares

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I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs

Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun)

Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide

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If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers

Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death

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A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle

Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum )

Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment

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A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers

Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic )

Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture 

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