I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well…

Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there)

Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence

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Let's summon the demon Labubu

Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy jump scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Spooky demon

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The gods are such micromanagers

Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-comedy)

Content Warnings: Extreme violence; Jump scares

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Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla

Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots of gross body things)

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Sexual assault; Medical experimentation; Gore/Ooze

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Abduct me, alien daddy

Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-week aura)

Content Warnings: Medical torture; Body horror; Space goo

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The classiest of all streaming cat videos.

Approachability: 9/10 (Classy and spooky movie masterpiece)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/violence

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Found another use for the meat saw!

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Approachability: 3/10 (Schlocky/Fun 80s slasher with graphic practical effects)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault/harassment; Blood/Gore

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Let's take a trip on Mushroom Island

Approachability: 10/10 (Rubber-suit mushroom monsters versus Gilligan’s Island)

Content Warnings: Threat of sexual assault

Live Stream: July 26 @ 3pm ET

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It's time to Pump It Up!

Approachability: 4/10 (Over-the-top body horror satire)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Lots of needles; Depression

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Men will literally become ventriloquists instead of going to therapy

Approachability: 8/10 (Tragic drama with solid horror elements (namely that fucking doll))

Content Warnings: domestic abuse; bloody murder; creepy doll

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