Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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May 05, 2023 Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl
Honor goes, ‘It’s because I’m not good-looking.’ I’m there, ‘Looks aren’t important, Honor,’ and I’ve no idea where I’m pulling these lines from.
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April 28, 2023 I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?
He’s, like, standing right in front of the gaff, staring at his phone. I throw open the front door and I’m like, “Whatever you’re selling, fock off before I call the Feds,” which would be pretty much por for the course in these ports?
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April 21, 2023 ‘I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s’
People talk about polyamory like it’s a new thing. I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s. It’s just that I’ve never told my wife.

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April 14, 2023 Here we are on the roof of the house, vaping away to our horts’ content
I know they say it’s not good for your health but my relationship with Honor has never been better
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April 11, 2023 The old dear arrives at the door, smelling like a distillery tour, asking to see her granddaughters
She has so much filler in her face that she looks like she’s had herself embalmed to save us the trouble when she finally pops it.
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March 31, 2023 We’re a father and daughter vaping away to beat the band, properly bonding
If everybody is doing something how bad can it be, Ross thinks, as he submits to peer pressure from his daughter and discovers vaping
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March 27, 2023 I’m 43. Andy Farrell would want to be pretty focking desperate for a 10 to pick me
The old dear rings me and asks me to meet her for Sunday lunch in some, I don’t know, random Italian restaurant in Ranelagh.
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March 21, 2023 What a day . . . I’ll just send a quick congrats text to Johnny Sexton
The final whistle blows and I burst into tears. The greatest day of my life? It’s definitely up there. People bang on about the birth of their children, but children let you down. This Ireland team never do?
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March 17, 2023 Girls, if Johnny Sexton was here, he’d tell you – you are never, ever beaten
The big Castlerock College versus Newpork Comprehensive showdown has arrived
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March 10, 2023 Now I’m doing something that I never do, doubting myself
When his ‘back me or sack me’ move backfires, Ross is left in a mild depression having lost his job as the coach of Castlerock College girls rugby team.
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FAQs about Ross O'Carroll-Kelly:

How many episodes does Ross O'Carroll-Kelly have?

The podcast currently has 546 episodes available.