A debate breaks out over the fictional character deaths that still haunt listeners, followed by a question about whether constant lying can become someone’s truth, and a dilemma between seeing every germ or witnessing the full journey of your food before it hits the plate. Then the team weighs in on who has the worst potty mouth, whether life is better with free gas or endless green lights, comparisons to a commercial jingle singer, and a showdown over everyone’s real height, pillow preferences, and who would dominate a puzzle challenge.

Get ready for another wild round of Ask Roz & Mocha! This week, we find out the very specific condition required for Roz to call a caller “LOVE,” debate which iconic on‑screen food we wish we could actually eat, and witness the showdown of the century: can Mocha beat Chloe in an arm‑wrestling match? Plus, Roz and Mocha reveal the one roommate quirk that would drive anyone insane—and the one that might actually make them lovable. And if you had to style your home in a single era forever, what would you choose: Victorian? The 1800s? The ’50s? The guys have thoughts.

With the Winter Games in Milano wrapping up, we’re celebrating our best Olympic chats — from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team before take off to our repeat check ins with South Africa’s Matt C. Smith on what laundry day is like in the Olympic Village (plus the food and daily chaos). We caught up with flag bearer Mikael Kingsbury on going from silver to Canada’s first gold of the Games, and Valerie Maltais, who got Canada on the board with bronze. Maurie’s Village scoop continued with snowboarder Florian Lechner on the quest for love — and yes, we did a follow up. Plus, Nick Novak hilariously set the record straight on the whole “Penisgate” chatter sweeping the Games. Best-of Milano 2026: medals, mayhem, and maximum vibes.

A look back at 2014 during the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast brings a collection of unforgettable moments — from the debut of a ridiculous fart soundboard that had listeners calling in with gratitude, to a caller reviving the bizarre headline claiming you could get head lice from taking selfies, and the time someone phoned to remind us that a certain tattoo once ended up featured in an actual art gallery.

A partner discovers that someone close to their family is being cheated on and is torn between staying silent or stepping in. Another listener is overwhelmed trying to keep their sanity while juggling a full house, long work hours, and nonstop chaos at home. And one partner regrets promising unlimited football time after realizing that a single TV and an intense fandom have taken over every weekend. Three messy dilemmas, zero easy answers, all very FML.

Maurie chats with Olympic gold medalist Mikael Kingsbury, and Chloe recounts her disastrous tequila‑fuelled weekend. Shem visits students for Black History Month, while Piper Gilles joins the show fresh off her Olympic bronze. Maurie hits the streets to see if people would date themselves, and Sterling K. Brown checks in to talk Paradise Season 2. Plus, Roz reacts to an aspiring oldest Olympian, Sarah McLachlan shines on Tiny Desk, and a Bad Bunny halftime dancer sells their costume for $5K. And don’t miss Bianca’s insane snake‑in‑the‑house story, Roz’s handmade Valentine’s knife reveal, and the latest Olympic curling controversy.

LeBron James makes NBA history as the oldest player ever to record a triple‑double, the Backstreet Boys set their sights on the next Super Bowl halftime show, and Trump pardons five former pro football players. We break down the curling controversy at the Olympics, Brooklyn Beckham’s unfollowing of Gordon Ramsay, and President Obama’s eyebrow‑raising comments about aliens. Plus, major celeb news—from Robert Duvall and Rev. Jesse Jackson’s passings, to Shia LaBeouf’s arrest, to Tyra Banks drama in the new America’s Next Top Model doc. All that, along with Canada’s big Olympic wins, the viral pronunciation videos from athletes, and YouTube’s first‑ever upload being acquired by a museum.

This week’s Deep Dive tackles chaotic bathroom emergencies, who would survive a Fear‑Factor‑style showdown, the eternal battle between cleaning while guests are over or leaving the mess till later, the shock of moving from a small city to a big one, and even whether turbulence helps people sleep on planes. From stomach‑turning confessions to city‑life culture shocks and strange personal habits, it’s a wild mix of oversharing, life rules, and very questionable comfort strategies.

What happens if Roz and Mocha secretly fall in love on the show — would they have to hide it, and how jealous would Maurie get? Plus, should you tell your partner when someone flirts with you, Roz shares his favourite and least favourite parts of growing up in Acton, and we debate whether you call out someone who leaves the washroom without washing their hands. We also get into the pain of blowing a kiss to the wrong person and the ultimate bread‑slice controversy: do you eat the ends of the loaf?

Mocha gets roasted for his heated gloves, and the Snitch Line lights up with hotel décor drama and a dental‑office tattletale. Maurie talks with Olympic bronze medalist Valerie Maltais, then checks in with Olympian Nick Novak about the now‑infamous “frozen penis” warnings. We also hear from Canadian biathlete Adam Runnalls about knitting sweaters at the Games, and actor Stephen Amell joins us to talk about his new series The Borderline. Plus, Roz rages over the latest iPhone update, Stephanie’s parents describe their terrifying car accident, and Mocha gets distracted by wild A.I. celebrity videos.