If our group chat leaked... who’s getting fired first? How do guys want to be hit on — and how do girls shoot their shot? Have we started picking up each other’s habits and quirks after all these years together? Plus, Is Shem still deep in the church game? And which of us actually takes naps?

Who would make the best trivia teammate on our show? We reveal the most unforgettable things we’ve ever won, and Roz shares what he actually eats while sitting on the toilet. Plus, would Shem, Maurie, Roz—or even Maria—ever pose as a Sunshine Boy or Girl?

A DJ ends the night with a “Deez Nuts” drop and Roz is obsessed. Maurie gets roasted for texting Roz’s wife Katherine at 1AM, and we hear from a listener who got a tattoo of Roz, Mocha, and Shem’s names on her back. Plus: What happens when Maurie tries to plan his own birthday gift? A.I.-generated R&B bangers, slow-mo back scratchers, and the real story behind Gwen Stefani’s “performance” at the AMAs. Oh—and Roz talks memoirs, cat cuddles, and why every show feels like The White Lotus now.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — as promised — it’s all about Roz being sexy. Back in 2013, Roz was nominated as one of Toronto Sun’s Sexy Males. In 2014, a listener called in with a spicy Roz dream… and not to be outdone, even Maurie had one too.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: Wearing your old engagement ring after divorce — weird or totally fine? How do you get your dad to admit he needs glasses? And Karla wants a vacation but feels guilty spending the money.

Mocha finds out he has the exact same neck tattoo as Justin Bieber — and the team won’t let him live it down. Maurie hits the Post Malone & Jelly Roll concert, including the wild story of a fan who got hit in the head by pyro. Plus: A listener with a brutal 2-hour commute vents, Mocha comes dead last in the parent relay (again), we try the Toilet Paper Challenge (again), and people are asking ChatGPT to rate their attractiveness. Oh — and did COVID just make a comeback?

Big changes in Leafs Nation as Brendan Shanahan is out. The Florida Panthers are on fire, while Team Canada takes a hit in hockey. Shaq gets real about a bathroom emergency, Jennifer Aniston accidentally shares her phone number, and Joe Exotic’s husband gets deported. Plus: Morgan Wallen’s grandma spills secrets, “Lilo & Stitch” breaks box office records, and Kid Cudi claps back after testifying in the Diddy trial.

Are we socks-in-bed people? Did we get our tattoos for the meaning… or just for the vibe? What books blew us away and made for amazing movie or TV adaptations? And how long could we actually survive stuck in a car?

What’s your boy dinner or girl dinner? Which food group could you live without forever? Plus, we pick new hair from the team, fight off dandelions, and figure out which element on the periodic table best represents us. Science, style, and snacks — let’s go!

A film just got a 19-minute standing ovation at Cannes — so naturally, Mocha and Shem battle to see who can clap the longest. Travis Kelce’s back hair becomes a hot topic, and we tour Canada’s tiniest apartment — 95 square feet! Plus: roaches in Punta Cana, a heartfelt tribute to a listener’s dog, and Maurie chats with Courtney B. Vance and Tia Carrere, stars of the new 'Lilo & Stitch' movie. And Sarah from Sudbury calls in with love for the show… and throws some accidental shade.