Dolly Parton has a guitar-shaped toilet seat. Jason & Kylie Kelce welcome baby girl. Remembering the Roz & Mocha dirty fan fiction from 2013. How many spots can you hold in line for friends? New music from Will Smith. 

Megan Fox & MGK welcome baby girl. The cast announced for new ‘Beatles’ film. New music from Miley Cyrus. Everything Jelly Roll eats in a day. Astronauts speak for the first time since returning to earth after 9 months. RIP Val Kilmer. Toronto Maple Leafs clinch playoffs spot. BBNO$ on his first JUNO win.

Which is the proper way to unload a dishwasher? What’s worse, being woken up at night by a noisy partner, or being woken up in the morning by a partner who leaves for work early? When did Mocha decide to turn 'Heel' ?

Do we have personal goals that we’ve haven't achieved yet? Who would we rather sleep the night with, Maurie or ‘Cheesecake’? Would we rather have every bite of our meal be a mystery in terms of temperature, or a mystery in terms of seasoning? If Mocha was gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? How hard is it to wake up in the morning for us? 

A full day of Mocha having to be nice! Two new songs from Morgan Wallen. Cardi B’s kid draws on her $65,000 Hermes bag. We chat shampoo with Ernie Clement & Davis Schneider of The Toronto Blue Jays. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – This week it’s all about Roz rants! From hotel room service to ear wax and living with kids!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help someone how do decide between two guys, someone needs help dealing with a Manager that micromanages and how to find ‘The One’ in 2025. Plus, an ex that just won’t go away.

Maurie’s Granny turns 95 and has the best advice for a long life. Pedro Pascal on his insane coffee order. Michael Jackson’s wild food demands. Seth Rogen & Catherine O’Hara talk ‘The Studio’. 

Tesla is recalling Cybertrucks. ‘Snow White’ has a poor opening. George Foreman passed away. Canadians head to the polls on April 28th. Shocking finale of ‘The Bachelor’. Will Smith is on his own Mount Rushmore of actors. Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle are in fact friends. Ed Sheeran announces title of new album. Plus, someone took Elisabeth Moss’s underwear! 

What is our top countries for food? Do we prefer to type or use voice notes when texting? Has Roz thought of running for public office? If we had a personal assistant, what would we have them do? When does ice coffee season start.