Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're reviewing all last summer's big striker signings and ranking them from SLAM DUNK to OH GOD. How does Isak's injury-hit first season - and the form of Hugo Ekitike - affect the long-term value of the deal? What are the worries in Nick Woltemade's adaptation? How bad have Sesko and Gyokeres been? And what do we make of the £100m of forwards Chelsea added?

Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing nursery, the enshittification of all technology, and Doing Things.

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