Dan hasn’t slept in four days. Maureen just had a root canal three hours ago and is still groggy from drugs. Things start a bit loosey-goosey, but take a strong turn when Maureen tells Dan about some news he hasn’t heard. A certain dot f y I fella isn’t quite ready to handle it.

Group nap after this one, Sayswhovia. Group nap.

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Imagine you start an episode and you discuss the events of the week and then someone gets a toothache and it gets worse and worse and you end up cutting things short.

Just imagine.

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Everyone's back home! Summer is coming to a close and school is back in session. But mostly... get ready for a bonkers fall which will be nothing compared to the spring. Come March, right now is what you will be nostalgic for.

Yes, there were mugshots but mostly things got weird. 

Here comes the school bus, get on board.

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Greetings from the road, SaysWhovia! 

Well, Maureen isn’t exactly on the road. She’s in Philadelphia, though occasionally sounds like she's underwater (we don't know why and apologize). But Dan very much is, and the road is not being nice to Dan. Dan is having a time of it, and it doesn’t help that the Trump Fuck Around And Find Out calendar is again targeting him personally.

Yes, we’re ending a hot and weird summer and likely going into a hot and even weirder fall. So many trials. So many defendants. So much work for a guy who signed up to write some thing called indictment for f….y….i.

Also, Rudy keeps calling people and begging for money. It’s real funny.

Come sit by the side of the road with us, SaysWhovia. We’re going to be here for a while.

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Dan is off dropping the teen off at college and stopped crying long enough to record. And that's good because there has been NEWS and Maureen wants to talk about it while Dan just wants to pick oranges and weep.  

Anyway, there's been an indictment! No, not the Georgia one, which happened about 5 hours after these two finished recording, but the other indictment which happened just after they finished recording *last* time.  

Remember when this podcast used to come out only every two weeks? Yeah. Us too.

Anyway, wheeeeeeeee.

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Cheerio! Maureen is in England, where everything is cool and rainy. There is cream and tea and cake and ice cream and teeth—all the classics. Meanwhile, Dan is somewhere in a heat swamp next to a sewage drain situation. So everything is as it should be! 

Dan and Maureen catch up, talking about the summer, life, how everything is on fire, and how Mitch McConnell stopped working for a while. And about indictments. So many indictments. It’s a good thing neither of them run a site called indictment.fyi!

Also, kids used to eat cigarettes. Did you know that?

Grab a pint, SaysWhovia! We’re going to watch them pump out this sewer!

PS. OF COURSE Trump was indicted 3 hours after this episode was recorded.

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It's summertime and the living is... well, the living is not that easy. It's hot for one, and there's a lot going on. A lot. So much. Too much.

Plus, it's summertime and that means summer travels for both Maureen and Dan.

Turn a fan on, dunk yourself into some cold water, and listen in.

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This week, Maureen is too hot and too wet. New York is not easy in the summer. Dan has ideas to help, but Maureen is not interested. She’s also not the only person who is too hot and too wet. It’s a Climate Change Summer! How do people keep doing normal stuff while the world changes around us? Not sure!

Meanwhile, Dan is preparing to send his oldest child off to college and he is…not okay! Neither is Rudy Giuliani, for that matter. And possibly Donald Trump. Their problems continue to attack Dan personally.

Also, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are having an online platform fight, and possibly a cage match. Maureen devolves into Friends plotlines and reveals her ultimate dream, which, as it turns out, is pretty achievable.

Get the hose and the Slip n Slide, SaysWhovia! It’s time to cool off!

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This week, the Supreme Court did some stuff. It wasn’t great! But remember; this system is FLAWLESS! Also, Elon Musk did some stuff! But remember: rich people are always smart? Dan and Maureen probe these and other life lessons.

This is basically the summer calm before the fall storm so enjoy it while you can!
 

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Today, Dan and Maureen talk about the Russian coup—or, no they don’t. No one knows what that was about! So they get down to the new Trump tapes. But mostly this is about Maureen’s speed dating strategy and Dan saying “Ding!”

Ding!

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