As February draws to a close, Dan and Maureen keeps falling over. Maureen is getting out of Dodge. Dan is slightly falling to pieces. Maureen has a plan! Dan has less of a plan, but is excited that Maureen has one. So far, so typical. And then there’s the news: Trump dodges problems, DeSantis burns everything in his path—just scumbaggery all around. Again, we’ve been here.

But then we get something very special, SaysWhovia. This week, Joe Biden took a magical trip—and someone is very excited to hear about it. Very excited. Far too excited.

Get out your tickets, SaysWhovia. We’re going for a ride! Toot toot!

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It’s Maureen’s birthday! Almost! Dan has gotten her her favorite gift: news. But what news? News of George Santos and his Technobabble Dreamcoat, news of flying things, marvelous, wonderful things. Maureen wants to speak of more serious matters, but Dan has a flying octagon and he is ready to use it.

Oh, and remember when they were going to kill Mike Pence? It’s time to talk about that. They were going to KILL that guy!

Grab your party hats, SaysWhovia! The bar tab is on George Santos! He invented the cosmo!

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It’s State of the Union time! How did you celebrate, Says Whovia? Did you have a traditional State of the Union dinner? Maureen didn’t watch it! Dan sort of forgot but then remembered! And good news! The State of the Union is strong! Everything’s going well!

Meanwhile, Maureen is on a magical journey of discovery. She’s riding the wind. She’s loose.

Strap in, SaysWhovia. Today’s episode takes to the sky.

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Guess who’s got a voice again? It’s your old friend Maureen. She speaks! She lives! Everything’s back to normal! Everything’s fixed! COVID is over! At least, that is what Dan read in the news. COVID is over! Except for all the COVID!

This week’s episode is all about fresh starts—and by fresh, we mean garbage starts. Delicious, wonderful garbage. And a 2023 slogan is finally determined.

Hop in this trash can, SaysWhovia! There’s room for everyone!

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SaysWhovia! Maureen's stint as the Ghoul of Pismo Beach, suffering through covid beachside, is over. She is home! Everything is fi... What's that? Oh, she got a rebound case of covid. 

Let's catch up with Maureen between sneezes and also give her a little chicken soup for the soul in the form of allllll the lies of George Santos.

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Maureen's got COVID and also a psychotic neighbor and also is isolating at the ocean, so like not EVERYTHING is terrible, right? Right? 

Everything happens so much.

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Things are going sideways, SaysWhovia. Not only is Maureen now in constant motion, home and then not and then home and then not, but also people are storming the capitol... in Brazil! While in our own capitol the former stormers are securing power. What could go wrong?

A lot, probably.

Meanwhile, the former president of Brazil has made an odd choice for his hideout, and Maureen and Dan go on a home tour to see what horrors lurk inside.

Banana.

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It's that period of time between things: holidays, years, the old congress and the new. Surely things have been chill for old Maureen and Dan, right? Right? 

Also, Maureen has a new friend and Trump goes grey gardens. 

Happy New Year!

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It's the most wonderful time of the ye.... oh dear. Sayswhovians, yes, it's a holiday episode and yes, it's that most magical time of the year, when one calendar ends and a new one begins, but also MAUREEN IS VERY BUSY and MAYBE THINGS ARE A LITTLE BIT OUT OF SORTS.

But also, Trump is selling NFTs, Elon Musk is having a tantrum, and Rudy is wearing clothes 3 sizes too big. So, you know some things are as they should be.

This is the last episode of 2022. Apologies for the end.

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Dan and Maureen are all atitter in the holiday rush! So much so that Dan has written no notes. He is living his best life now, in his coveralls, making things in his basement. His life is fresh and new. Maureen prepares for holiday travels and life on the road.

So of course they’re going to talk some more about Twitter, the great internet tire fire.

Also, theiy probe their deep childhood love of pricing household goods. Every child enjoys guessing the cost of ham!

Ring a ding ding! Come sit by the fire, SaysWhovia!
 

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