Greetings, from the first week of December, the official start of the end of 2022! It’s the holiday season, and Dan and Maureen are feeling festive. Dan is living his best life in his new uniform. Maureen is…well, she’s here!

This week, there’s been some old fashioned Says Who kind of news! Rudy is back, and he’s making a fashion statement and probably drunk! Trump is trying to end the Constitution via fake tweet! Something something something Hunter Biden’s laptop! It’s like we’re in 2020 again or something. It’s nice to gather at this time of year and remember cherished things like these.

Plus, Dan gives Maureen advice. Maureen ignores this advice. And she found something in the trash she’d like to show to the group.

Synchronize all your watches—it’s Says Who time!

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You know how you just find jars of stuff in places and drink the contents? Anyway, today’s Says Who is brought to you by that. Stuff! It’s what’s in places!

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The SaysWhovia Thanksgiving table is set and there is plenty for all. Do you like gravy? We have gravy. 

Dan wants to concentrate on the food and community, but Maureen insists that some time should be spent on the news. Maybe just a touch. Maybe they could talk about Twitter. As it turns out, Dan has thought on the subject, Also, Maureen has an exciting story about pie.

This may take a while. There will be time for seconds.

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Trump’s back! The House is in play! Twitter is falling apart!

So let’s talk about Dan’s balls.

Grab your ice pack, SayWhovia. This one is going to sting.

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Surprise!!

It's Sunday, and that USUALLY means that you'd be listening to Maureen and Dan over on the Patreon as part of the Town Watch bonus, but A WHOLE LOT happend over on Twitter this week, a website that Maureen and Dan particularly love, and so as they were recording this week's Town Watch they decided: HEY LET'S SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE.

So, hello, everyone! Welcome to the Town Watch.

This happens every Sunday if you give at the $5 or $10 level, so consider signing up if you haven't.

And for those that have signed up: Thank you forever!

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What the hell happened last night? What is going to happen now? DAN AND MAUREEN HAVE ANSWERS!

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This week, Dan and Maureen go back to where it started, to where they met: on Twitter. Dan was just a bearded child pretending to be a mayor. Maureen was a simply author trying to catch the attention of someone pretending to be a mayor because she really liked the way they pretended to be a mayor. And now here we are, three days in to Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter. What will it mean? Did Stephen King just bargain blue checks down to eight dollars?

Also, from the “they were going to kill that guy” files: the strangely underreported story of the man who tried to kill Nancy Pelosi, and the attack on Paul Pelosi. It’s…really bad?

Click like on this one, SaysWhovia. We’re in for a weird ride.

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Friends, Dan is having a tough week. There is far too much going on. And the recording keeps shutting down and restarting…like the UK government! We’re back in!

Yes, SaysWhovia, it’s a special UK news report. What the hell is happening? Maureen will tell you. It involves many prime ministers, a midnight flight from a tropical island, and a child in a monocle. Oh, and a fistfight, maybe. Also, what’s going on with the January 6th hearings? And did you know there’s an election in two weeks? Yes, it’s Says Who’s sixth election! That’s way more than intended!

We’ll also get to the bottom of what Maureen is supposed to do with this two dollar bill. And then we’ll make Dan take a nap.

Call your nanny, SaysWhovia. By jove!

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It’s a glorious October day. The sun is shining. The golden leaves are falling. Dan is pulling his beard out, while Maureen is decompensating by starting a sticker album. But never mind all that—there’s news afoot! Dan is delighted to let Maureen know about some important news coming out of NYC. Maureen is equally delighted to tell Dan about the current state of the UK. There’s talk of the last January 6th Hearing, complete with a Slim Jim moment while the mob tries to kill Mike Pence.

But forget all of that. There’s news this week so big, it rocks Says Who to its core. It goes all the way to the top. Well, it goes all the way to the fridge next to the Oval Office. This is what Dan and Maureen have been training for for six years. This time, it’s all been worth it.

Hit the button, SaysWhovia. It’s time for a cold one.

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Dan and Maureen decided not to talk about the news this week. Only soup! Soup is warm and nourishing! But Dan doesn’t like soup. Maureen needs to sell him on the concept, and somehow, this becomes about the news and also the worst soup in the world.

Grab your spoon, SaysWhovia! There’s a hot bowl waiting for you!

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