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Oh, hello, SaysWhovian! What a nice costume you have! Dan and Maureen have treats for you! Here’s a Snickers, a Kit Kat, a Reece’s Cup… and also, the news! Which, as you may have noticed, IS SCARY THIS WEEK. Too scary for Halloween.

But the most scared person is Mike Pence, who dropped out of the Presidential race because he’s adorable. They were going to kill that guy! Meanwhile, Trump keeps going to court, and the in the UK, there’s a reckoning over COVID. At least, people are swearing at each other a lot. Reckonings!

Maureen has candy and a plan for a better life. Also, she may open a cookie and party thing. Dan is encouraging.

Would YOU like Maureen to plan your party? BoooOOOoooOOOoook now!

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As always, dear listener, news happened after Maureen and Dan finished recording. These two sweet innocent children believed that Tom Emmer would at least make it to a floor vote before dropping out of the speaker's race. 

Joke's on them.

And all of us.

Also, lots of people flipping on Trump. Or maybe Rudy. Probably Rudy.

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Today, Dan and Maureen battle a series of seemingly endless recording failures, while everyone’s worst gym teacher, Jim Jordan, tries to become head of Slytherin. 

And because this is a week of truly horrific news, we talk about self care. For example, Maureen is in PA and has gone to Michael’s craft store. 

Also, Dan tells a story about getting stuck inside his haunted car.

All of this with a microphone balanced on a plastic pumpkin.

Get your glue gun, SaysWhovia. Things are getting sticky.

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No, YOU’RE drunk, SaysWhovia.

*hic*

*falls in trash*

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October has arrived, and the very first trick or treat bags have appeared on the streets of NYC! Trump is on trial, and he is ordering a lot of McDonalds. Lots and lots of McDonalds. He has a lot of feelings to eat as he risks losing all his towers. Yes, trial season has started. It comes earlier every year, doesn’t it? They’re even starting to flip down in Georgia.

Meanwhile, the House is losing its Speaker. Large-headed predator Matt Gaetz is leading the charge. It’s all quite a lot, and Maureen wants to know what to make of it all. Dan does not have answers.

Get in your bin, SaysWhovia. The waters are rising.

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Maureen has been out in the rain. She is damp and bedraggled. Dan is here to cheer her up with news! 

The WGA strike appears to be over! Collection action works! So we’ve got that going for us! Also, the government is probably going to shut down, a Democratic Senator is taking gold bars, there’s a debate happening that no one wants to watch, and Donald Trump expressed a wish to buy a Glock. 

But all of this is just preamble to Maureen talking about a weird meeting, and Dan recreating that meeting in far too accurate detail.

It’s almost October, SayWhovia. Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em.
 

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After the tribulations of last week, Maureen and Dan are back and in better form. They have nice shirts on. They’re awake. Everything’s going great! Except that there’s COVID in the house of mj. Also, she saw a good dead rat.

Was last week a dream? Did that impeachment threat ever materialize? No. No one can explain it. But Hunter Biden is in the news because of a gun. Because we care about guns now? lol.

Also, Lauren Boebert went to a show. Things got juicy. 

Put your phones and vapes away, SaysWhovia. The show is about to start.

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Dan hasn’t slept in four days. Maureen just had a root canal three hours ago and is still groggy from drugs. Things start a bit loosey-goosey, but take a strong turn when Maureen tells Dan about some news he hasn’t heard. A certain dot f y I fella isn’t quite ready to handle it.

Group nap after this one, Sayswhovia. Group nap.

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Imagine you start an episode and you discuss the events of the week and then someone gets a toothache and it gets worse and worse and you end up cutting things short.

Just imagine.

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Everyone's back home! Summer is coming to a close and school is back in session. But mostly... get ready for a bonkers fall which will be nothing compared to the spring. Come March, right now is what you will be nostalgic for.

Yes, there were mugshots but mostly things got weird. 

Here comes the school bus, get on board.

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