SaysWhovia, things are afoot across the pond, and ace sleuth Maureen Johnson is here to tell us all about it. Which is good because Dan's been traveling and has his head in the clouds and heart on the road instead of paying attention to current events. Shame on Dan. Good thing Maureen's on the case!

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Content note: A generalized discussion of the Highland Park shooting on the 4th of July. No details of the shooting—mostly details about Highland Park.

Dan and Maureen have fled their respective cities. Dan is checking in from a woodland idyl, while Maureen reports from outside of Philadelphia. Both spent the Fourth of July avoiding fireworks. But because this is America, the Fourth of July was marked by violence. Because Dan knows Highland Park well, this week’s discussion turned to hometowns, living in America, and what comes after.

Also, no one likes fireworks, right?

This one’s about taking good care of yourself and each other, SayWhovia. Come sit on the picnic blanket with us.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Yeah, SaysWhovia. We talk about Roe vs. Wade. But then we get into the juicy meat of the surprise January 6th hearing. It’s got everything! Battles for control of a steering wheel! Fights in back of cars! Ketchup running down walls! Real sad bastards looking at their phones! They were going to KILL THAT GUY.

Also, Maureen has a weird bug bite and will either live or die while recording.

Let’s just get into it. We’re already on the log flume. Strap in. We’re going to get wet.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

We’ve got the iced tea. We’ve got the television on. And we’ve got the January 6th hearings! Rudy is drunk. Ivanka is hiding behind 200 Zoom filters. Jared is bored. And everyone thinks Trump is an idiot.

Also, Dan’s back is better, but he keeps trying to buy domain names. Maureen went out into the world. And the UK is still being the UK.

But forget all that! GET YOUR ICED TEA!

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

You guys, Dan is definitely not okay and needs to go to the doctor. Maureen is fine. Mostly.

But news. That’s what we are here about. And there is some! Finally, the hearings on January 6th are underway and swift, decisive justice is being meted out to all the participants. Lol. Just kidding. The hearings are about to start and Maureen just wants to watch them while drinking iced tea. Nothing will happen, but she is determined to have her Watergate Summer. Meanwhile, Dan reminds her that the mob really, really, really wanted to kill Mike Pence. And so did Trump, apparently! They were going to KILL Mike Pence. Kill him DEAD. THEY WERE GOING TO KILL THAT GUY.

Also, some freedom fighters were promised a big sandwich that never arrived.

Meanwhile, the UK is having a real one—celebrating all things Queeny. Seventy years! It’s a weird number to celebrate, which is why there are holograms and cake. Also, there was a sudden, major political upheaval in Parliament. They almost ousted Boris Johnson! They’re getting it done! They’re drunk and staring at beams of light, but they are getting it done!

But seriously, Dan is flat on his back and needs help. Someone help Dan. Get the stretcher, SaysWhovia. We’re taking him to the hospital.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen’s back at home after a long two weeks. She’s been taking care of some sick family members. Things could have gone better! Then again, they could have gone worse, so, she’ll take it. She also has some loose chicken in her pocket and a faraway stare. Dan has questions, but then, Dan always has questions.

There is discussion of the events in Texas, but then they get back to their main topic of conversation these days: when and where to build the compound. Dan thinks he knows.

Pack up, SaysWhovia. It’s time to go

Content note:This episode discusses the Uvalde, Texas school shooting. If that is something you would like to avoid, it happens between  28:00 and 50:00.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen‘s having a real one.

(Note: this was recorded before the shooting in Texas.)
 

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Greetings, SaysWhovians!  This week, Dan and Maureen are getting ready for our third Hot COVID Summer, now with even more COVID! Maureen has to go and take care of her dad, so they had to record early. Everything, as usual, is fine. Except for all the COVID. And the white supremacists. And the weird gatherings at Mar-a-Lago.

Okay. So maybe things aren’t fine. Maybe it’s time to formalize SaysWhovia into a cult compound. But a good one! With snacks and naps. It’s time, though. Would you like to sign up?

Get your robes. We’re going to the big tent.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen and Dan are back after a two week hiatus! It’s time to talk about the news again! Which means talking about the recent challenge to Roe vs. Wade. This one gets anatomical. And delicious?

Grab a bag of dips, SaysWhovia. We’re back!

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

SaysWhovia!

It's another week and another deadline for Dan and Maureen. But never fear, this Town Watch episode from 2019 is here! Yes, here in the main feed is a vintage Says Who bonus episode ALL ABOUT WRITING!

Maureen and Dan will be back to their regular relentless schedule next week!

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho