Dan and Maureen are back after an unexpected absence (last week’s episode had to go to the Secret Place). A lot has happened! Maureen is trying to make a fake restaurant. Dan drove around with a ghost. No one is sleeping!  Meanwhile, the Battle of Chicago is real and raging on. Dan reports in. NYC gets ready for the big election. Also, Trump got mad and tore down the East Wing of the White House in a move no one knew you could do.

But Dan and Maureen want to talk about tacos, planners, acupuncture, and the power of healthy habits—healthy habits being tacos, planners, and acupuncture.

Put on your hard hat, SaysWhovia. The wrecking ball swings low.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

In 2016, two babies sat down to make an eight episode podcast. Now, on episode 400, they reflect on all the things they didn’t know going into this idea—namely, anything. They didn’t know anything. How would they have dealt with street kidnappings, COVID, an increasingly unhinged Trump marauding the land? Probably not well!

Also, Dan is now writing a book, and Maureen has seen some new planners.

Come with us, SaysWhovia, as we reflect. And talk about office supplies.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Dan hates Illinois Nazis.

But there here, so we're gonna have to deal with them.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

It's been a week, Sayswhovia.

A.

Week.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

SaysWhovia, some weeks come with too much filling. The news oozes out and gets all over your clothes. This was such a week. And like two people unwittingly and unwillingly taking place in a restaurant challenge, Dan and Maureen have to eat the whole thing. Where to start? The end of non-censored comedy and commentary? Openly listing crimes on social media? Handfuls of cash? A creepy love story? Complaining about escalators at the UN while telling all the other countries they suck? Claiming babies are being jacked with buckets of random substances? Trump trying to say the word “acetaminophen”?

How do you eat something like that? One disgusting bite at a time.

Get the Tums ready, SaysWhovia. We’re going home with that commemorative plate.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

OK yes that thing happened, you know the one. But did you hear about the scuba diver thief at Disney World????

Maureen has a book out, awful news happened, and $10k is missing from a paddleboat in Disney Springs. 

This certainly sounds like an episode of Says Who, doesn't it.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Nine years ago Maureen and Dan sat down to record an eight episode podcast. Mistakes were made.

Here they are, 395 episodes later, while Maureen is in the midst of finishing yet another book, to talk about... whatever fresh hell we all find ourselves in.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

We know why you came this week, and we are here to deliver.
 

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Dan and Maureen are back! Well, Maureen is still where she was and Dan is still not home, but they are back in SaysWhovia at the end of Dan’s Very Bad, No Good Summer. Dan needs a nap and a hug. He has stories from the American road, though. Have you heard about the vast cotton fields of Utah?

Meanwhile, two of his favorite things: the postal system and Chicago are being threatened. New York did a fun thing! Which is nice, because New York is probably about to do some much less fun things in the coming weeks. It’s going to be a weird time in Chicago and New York. Which city will win?

Get in line at the breakfast buffet, SaysWhovia. It’s going to be a long trip. Eat up.
 

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Sometimes you find a mace on the road, SaysWhovia. 

It’s 2025. Pick it up.

Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho