is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral ??! I just want everything to be perfect ,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it . We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula <3 and what we gave up for lent !

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In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Make sure to check out the video version of this here podcast on www.Swearnet.com 

Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the fuckin windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter!  Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for listenin xo, Tracy

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We woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million, so we're trying to find out who! I swear to god theres been that many winning lottery tickets sold in New Waterford its insaaaaane!

Tracy went on a date at Westmount Hot Suppers, I got a voicemail from my sister Bev, and so much more!

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Hi Sexies ! Martina here ,

What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd 

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Who the fuck reported our exotic spa ? we get to the bottom of it . oh and

Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose ? maybe . 

Bert's doin a Ted Talk in Halifax , 

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Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins . We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates , and everything in between . && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1

Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead . Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies , everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out ! 

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Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh ,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south . guess who shows up , guess who got arrested , and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya. 

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