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EVENING CLUB IS 1 WEEK AWAY! Vancouver! Victoria! Only a few tickets left www.jessicruickshank.com/tour
Happy Halloween Phonies! The scariest thing in this episode is the poncho Drake wore to his birthday party. Jessi breaks down the Drake x Backstreet Boys crossover we didn’t know we needed. People’s Sexiest Man Alive is… fine? But their Sexiest Cat Dad Alive is FIINNNNEER.
Plus, this just in: Prince William wanted to be a DJ. I guess ‘King’ is a good back up option… and Pitbull finally confirms a 15 year rumor about his…. Mr. Worldwide. This episode will make you just as excited- enjoy!
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Evening Club! Vancouver, Victoria- Nov 6&7- get tickets NOW: [email protected]
Jonathan Van Ness is Hot and Healing and telling Jessi EVERYTHING. How they have coped with the Rolling Stone hit piece, the Queer Eye drama and why Shania Twain guided them through it all.
Then… 🚨SPOILER ALERT 🚨 We are diving into the ocean with Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes to unpack the documentary that blew our 🤯. If you want to avoid spoilers, jump to 28:49 to hear Jason’s review of Miley Cyrus at the Hollywood Bowl- was it as bad as everyone online said it was? Plus, should Kylie Jenner have modeled to 50 million dollar Victoria’s Secret Fantasy bra? And was Jessi wrong about Shane Gillis? You Can Hear Everything… now!
As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068
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Evening Club - Nov 6-Vancouver! Nov 7-Victoria! Dec 4- Edmonton!
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I think we can all agree that the important conflict happening in the world right now, is Kelly Clarkson vs Wooden Bird. Jessi fills you in on every detail of the saga involving Kelly’s attempt to buy a $15,000 wooden bird from a Brooklyn “curiosity shop” - whose side are you on? Plus! Shane Gillis hosted SNL and called women who wear shorts to the gym whores- Dan Levy wasn’t having it and neither is Jessi, but will he be cancelled?
Then, Gen Z has A LOT of rules for dating in 2026 but how many of them make sense? And you won’t believe what Jacob Elordi does for his girlfriend Kendall Jenner. All that plus a (potentially unethical) LIFE HACK! Parents in the UK are no longer paying for their children’s school photos, Jessi will tell you how, NOW!
As always, ask Jessi Anything, OR TELL JESSI ANYTHING HERE: 323-448-0068
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*Evening Club CALGARY & TORONTO are SOLD OUT! Get Tickets for VANCOUVER, VICTORIA & EDMONTON now: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour
Jessi nearly perished trying to get tickets to see The Backstreet Boys in Toronto- so WHY are they coming to Canada, HOW did she score tickets, WHERE is the demand coming from and most importantly, TELL ME WHYYY Jessi didn’t get tickets for FREE!? The newest member of the BSB Army has much to discuss.
Then, why does Pete Davidson HATE… influencers? Is Hilary Duff’s new single a catastrophe? Plus, should Millennials stop using ‘LOL’? Gen Z thinks we should lol. All that and we finally solve our hotly debated question - what does xx mean? Find out, on this all new episode! xx Jessi
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EVENING CLUB IS SELLING OUT! Get your tickets NOW www.jessicruickshank.com/tour
Clay Aiken is SO BACK- dropping his first new album in 18 years AND making his triumphant return to Phone A Friend! Jessi and Clay talk about EVERYTHING from male blouses to American Idol Hookups, being outed by Rosie O’Donnell, bullied by Simon Cowell and SO.MUCH.MORE. Plus, Clay starts a feud with Taylor Swift! (she deserved it).
Speaking of Taylor, what do Jessi and Jason think of her divisive new music? What do her critics and fans think? And why does Dakota Johnson say we’ll NEVER get photos from her wedding?! Then, Meghan and Harry have had a bumpy few weeks back in the UK- first they pulled their kids out of school, then Meghan’s Whats App Group Chat message was leaked. Which begs the question… who are YOU in your Group Chats?
Tell us, or just ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068
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It’s our Season 4 Premiere and it IS yo bidness! Jason My Producer makes his triumphant return JUST IN TIME for Breaking Penis News! An influencer talked about her ex-husband’s VERY large manhood and he SUED HER. Fair or Re-DICK-ulous? Drake debuted his Goth Girlfriend- if you’ve been too busy to keep up with their dates at Casa Loma, Hot Topic and Medieval Times, Jessi fills you in with an all new Dumb and Busy.
Plus- did Channing Tatum start a FInstagram Account to troll his ex online… we HOPE not (but let’s be honest, we’re not above it). And should you take an Iced Coffee to a job interview? Gen Z thinks so…but Millennials are HOT (coffee) and BOTHERED by it. All that plus the debut of a new, user generated segment entitled “Calling All Thirsty Grandmas”. You’re welcome mom.
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It’s the Season 3 Finale of Phone A Friend and phonie-favourite Amanda Walsh is back as guest co-host! The BFF’s break down the most talked about moments from the Emmys including Taylor Swift’s cameo, John Mulaney’s shocking jokes and Zendaya’s pixie cut (NEVER LET JESSI GET ONE). Then Sydney Sweeney LOVES SPORTS (pronounced: ‘SPRS’) and she’s straddling a tennis racquet to let you know just HOW MUCH she loves sports. But is her new commercial anti-feminist or ABSOLUTE GENIUS?
All that plus; Calling All Thirsty Grandmas… Tom Cruise is showing us his treasure trail- we just really don’t want to think about the treasure. And listeners from Alberta are NOT impressed with Jessi… they’re leaving angry voicemails to tell her why.
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Step By Step… OOH BABY it’s a cute little end of summer episode with New Kids On The Block’s Joey McIntyre! First, Travis Kelce FINALLY spills secrets about his wedding to Taylor Swift, but is this ALL we’re getting!? Carlos Alcaraz must be a Phonie because he covered his nipples and it cost him the US Open! Nathan Fielder shocked the world with his new Elizabeth Holmes documentary (that Jessi has seen, TWICE) and the Spice Girls make a major announcement!
All that plus we revisit one of Jessi’s favourite conversations with Joey McIntyre where he
reveals what cosmetic work he’s had done and what plastic surgery procedures he wants. He shares intimate secrets about each member of NKOTB and he is SO DREAMY Jessi takes her pants off for him. Immediately.
Oh and JESSI MAKES A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT- Get your tickets to Evening Club HERE:
www.jessicruickshank.com/tour
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Hold on to your tank tops! This episode is a wild ride, with guest co-hosts Pooja Handa and Gurdeep Ahluwalia of The Pooja and Gurdeep Show! They begin with an intellectual discourse about Heidi Montag’s single “Matcha”, then dive into the DOGbut of Travis and Taylor’s Dog Wendy Kelce-Swift. Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi also have an ALLEGED DOG- so when is the right time to introduce a pet into a relationship?
Then, Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” is breaking Billboard records… and Jessi has never heard it. She’ll listen to it for the first time (DojaCat-Style) and react LIVE. Did Carlos Alcaraz' nipples ruin the US Open… or make it BETTER? And Taylor Hanson is on Dancing with the stars… in an MMMMBOP, Jessi has thoughts.
EVENING CLUB: THE TORONTO RESIDENCY! November 14th- Get Tickets NOW: www.stubwave.com
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Harry and Meghan are headed back to the UK and Jessi is phoning journalist, author and royals expert Elizabeth Holmes to find out WHY!? WHERE are they going? ARE they trying to re-enter the monarchy? Was their time in the US a FAILURE? and WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THEIR CHICKENS?! Elizabeth has surprising insight and answers on Meghan, Harry and all things royal!
Then, where does Jessi stand on OREOGATE?! And is the viral story all a hoax? Plus! Taylor Swift gave us zero wedding photos but 50 minutes talking about songwriting and we’ll take it. Jessi breaks down the life lessons she learned from Taylor’s latest interview. All that plus Pitbull’s tribute to Dolly Parton, naturally.
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Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in…
The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!
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