In which our heroes reach for their Aeroguard, scratch their bites, throw rocks at beehives and discuss the world of pests. We work out how big a monitor lizard mousetrap would need to be, if a lobster swarm is more a blessing than a curse and the correct procedure for scarabs under your pillow. Jackson wants to know what the worst pest infestation would be, Aaron is quite taken with the notion of an army of tiny versions of himself and Zammit just wants to hide under the fridge when the lights come on unexpectedly. So join the gang as they set some traps, avoid hitting kangaroos and make continuous references to that Brendan Fraser smash hit film involving a Mummy. It’s informative, itchy and bound to be expensive to get rid of. But you knew that when you moved in.Want to help us with our infestation problems? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the quality of butter we eat with our lobsters.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) George Lucas today!

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In which our heroes never age, never get sick and never die as they discuss immortal beings. We seek the sweet release of death, realise how Benjamin Buttonism is the worst version of immortality and try and pinpoint some actual immortals. Jackson decides to eat the enteral spicy pepper, Alli has enough time to learn how to beat woodland critters at chess and Duscher, as always, just wants to die. So join the gang as they unwillingly live forever. It is in no way worth it and unpleasant for everyone involved.Want to help make a highlander pact? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in good negotiations for the sweet release of death. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to fuel up your geek today!Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to HelloFresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order! Offer valid until February 2016.

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In which our heroes venture to the North Pole, get trapped in Santa’s workshop and are forced to make small talk with his little helpers which inevitably turns to elves. We talk about the deep connection between Mrs Claus and Idris Elba, how white-bread eggnog and bocce is and the problems of a shelf elf left to his own devices. Jackson's hatred for monopoly is finally addressed as he becomes a teddy bear, Zoe refuses to work and opts to be Santa’s side bitch instead and Zammit just wants to go out like Will Hunting. So put on an Christmas sweater, go fetch your now too cold coffee and wrap yourself in a blanket that smells like dog. It’s Shut up a Second’s Christmas Special and it’s exactly what everyone expected. Disappointment. Want to help Jones be the best schooler he can be? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference for his futureAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about building wooden trains.Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order!Want to get some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive you’re (possible) Chewbacca today!

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In which our heroes wake up, look in the pantry, realise they’re standing before a live audience and discuss breakfast. We discuss the importance of keeping regular, the dangers of eating a meal at the wrong time, and try to get to the bottom of the Breakfast Club. Zoe gets her eating habits discussed, Jackson commits himself to an eternity of ham, and Duscher just wants everyone to know how he feels about bacon. It's a randomly chosen live extravaganza and also the most important meal of the day.Want to help us do another live show? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us come to your town!And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least two books about the logistics of brunching at a jewellery store.Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order!

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In which our heroes accept donations from dubious corporations for future political favour, hire the best campaign manager money can buy and go to the polls to discuss Presidents. We come up with fool proof long cons, replace the president with ourselves, and attempt to take Antarctica’s ice. Jackson becomes the president to commit crimes, Zammit needs to stick to the kitchen and Tess loses herself in a megaladon fuelled rampage. So join the gang as they tackle the public eye scandal with pre-approved one liners and almost commit a felony. It’s not for you, but for your country.Want to help get the Studio Horse elected? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making the most majestic creature rule us all. Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.aufor more information and to book your ticket now!Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order! Offer valid until February 2016.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least five books about presidential ties throughout time.

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In which our heroes get equilateral, isosceles, and also scalene as they discuss triangles. We sort out how new age toasters work, teach school kids maths, and find triangles in the room. Jackson wants to be buried in a pyramid, Zoe thinks that triangles are the least useful shape and Duscher is just grateful that he wasn’t around when wooly mammoths were around. So join the gang as they triangulate the position of a triathlon in it's third trimester and get lost forever in the Bermuda Triangle. Triangles! What a time!Want to help with Jackson’s burial requests? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making him a mummy.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order! Offer valid until February 2016.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least two books about alternative ways to measure angles.

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In which our heroes hang from the rafters, navigate by sonar and feast on bugs and insects as they discuss bats. We consider the differences between bats and flying foxes, venture briefly into the creepiness of balloons, and eventually get back on the bat-track. Jackson has spontaneous bats erupting from his nipples, Duscher recalls experiencing instant karma while committing a crime and special guest Claire Sullivan just wants to figure out an appropriate term for masturbation. So join the gang as they hang out upside down and use echolocation to search for moths and other small invertebrates. Or sometimes frogs. Sometimes blood too. Depends on the bat.Want to help Duscher get revenge on the bat that shat on him? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our ability to get a lawyer who specializes in bat-based crimes.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-two books about coping with suddenly sprouting bats from your person.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes dig a whole, set up camp and try to avoid letting the rain in their underground home as they discuss burrowers… or burrows. No one really knows. We hide bodies into taxidermy animals, fill burrows with objects and work out what vignettes are. Jackson struggles to list things that burrows, Zoe is disappointed in the current parody title trend of using a triple X as a suffix and Alli just wants to watch the last Harry Potter movie in peace. So join the gang as they go in blind just to see would happen. It’ll make you want to live in a burrow and never come out. But do avoid badgers, they have a taste for dwarf-flesh now.Want to help Zoe make it as a parody director? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in top quality skin flicks.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-two books about badger blood lust.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds… Again. We replace our faces with beaks, question if we can eat roosters and attempt to name as many birds as possible to disappointing results. Jackson carries everything around in his gross mouth, Dave Warneke ups the entertainment value of Australian politics with a spoon bill and Duscher just wants everyone to realize the the truth behind bird heads. So join the gang as they attempt to figure out if there are any birds left. The answer is no. No there is not. We did it guys, got 'em all. Good job team. Who’s the Bird Kings? That’s right. Us.Still want to help make our bird-man-dreams a reality? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our bird-man lives.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably still at least eight books about taking to the air and leaving it all behind.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes get invited to a masquerade ball, attempt to conceal their faces and end up in the thrall of Loki as they discuss masks. We discuss which superhero has the worst mask, how to last minute MacGyver a mask using items only found in your car and the shocking connection between William Shatner and Mike Myers (the horror villain, not that plucky Canadian comedian). Aaron doesn’t believe mask-doctors exists, Alli shows off her encyclopaedic knowledge of Sailor Moon and Duscher just wants to list things. So join the gang as they’re escorted from the party and end up easily identifiable in a police line-up because they all choose to hide their identity poorly. It’s a sad state of affairs with no one covering their face.Want to help Aaron with his GPS mask? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month; you can help make a difference in getting better directions to the refreshments table. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least six hundred and sixteen books about masks for up and coming vigilantes.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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