Shut up a Second

In which we explore ancient ruins, uncover old pieces of pottery, and study humanity by the things it left behind as we discuss Archaeology. We kill a wizard and bury it, read out Aaron's texts on air, and send a ratman off to the lab. Jackson drinks from the Holy Grail, Duscher hides sweaty earth away from the rest of the world, and Aaron just wishes people would accept that he's not an archaeologist. So chuck on your pith helmet, tuck your whip into your belt, and discover an upside down house in the earth. With special guest star Archaeologist Aaron Magro.Want to help the boys go for a Dag? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start dagging with the best of them.

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In which our heroes acquire a mystical destiny, find themselves collecting a multitude of magical creatures, and then just are Japanese Animation as we discuss Anime. We discuss our childhood Anime's, expose Ryder's secret Manga addiction, and get narcissistic with our body pillows. Zoe is mad that 9/11 interrupted Digimon, Adam loved Cardcaptor, and Jackson just bloody hates Anime. So get kawaii, act Tsundere around your crush, and other, more involved Anime emotions I don't truly understand. Moe? Is Moe one? Want to help find an Anime Jackson doesn't despise? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start searching.

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In which we give up on technology, grow massive beards, and chuck on a tall grey top hat as we discuss the Amish. We wonder weather or not tractors are future, define the slappable people in the world, and wonder why Jesus was so worried about hat colour. Duscher embraces Amish life, Jackson forgets when the wheel invented, and Zoe just dies in the Amish. So read the bible to rebel, drive your buggy on the road, and put up a barn in a day. It's the perfect life.Want to help Jackson find a better bed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start looking.

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In which our heroes take out a loan, deposit some fat cash, and then rob the place anyway as we discuss banks. We struggle to pronounce words, get stuck on a bank-slide, and enter the wonderful world of 'gines. Duscher has a lot of rules about golf, Jackson gives his money to seagulls, and Zoe just looks forward to programming robot genitals in the future. So take out your wallets and place your cash away in hopes of getting good premium... interest rates... I don't know banks.Want to help Zoe compile a big book of 'Gine Facts? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start self publishing.

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In which our heroes wade waist high into mud, fight a crocodile, and get covered in slime as we discuss bogs. We try to determine the right amount of tines for a fork, discuss Dad Baly's possible immortality, and explain the difference between Bog Monsters and Swamp Monsters. Jackson wonders if he could be pickled to death, Adam shares his controversial opinions on honey, and Cassie is a Bog Legend. So gather together with your mates, slide into the murky bog, and down a bog wizard in one go. Also pay bees a living wage. Want to help the gang visit Bog Lake? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll buy tickets.

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In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Santa’s reindeer, wonder if seagulls really do confuse stop signs and red lights and try to figure out just how long Rudolph had that red nose and didn’t use it. Zoe doles out some North Pole union justice, Jackson hosts the first ever podcast-based Reindeer Games (no affiliation with that Ben Affleck movie) and Adam insists that reindeer play strip poker when they’re not attached to the sleigh. So grab the reins and soar off into the skies with Santa as the Shut up a Second team take you around the world and back to the North Pole before dawn. Don’t forget to bring a scarf - it gets chilly up there!Want to help us figure out which reindeer is which? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll purchase some oversized name tags.

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In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and discuss the duo of Baked Beans and Canned Spaghetti. Zoe get's her grapes hassled regarding Hannibal, Jackson tries to explain Jack and the Beanstalk, and Duscher just wants his food to fight back. So sit back in absolute shock as the Shut up a Second team take you for the run around and send you on a bean journey you were in no way prepared for. SURPRISE!Want to help Duscher change his name legally to Charles? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll start writing up the paperwork.

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In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs diarrhoea mountain, Jackson wants to make a suck board, and Duscher just wants to talk about scroggin. So find the perfect hike, strap on some Rollerblade, and set yourself on fire. It's the only true way to experience nature.Want to make the suck board the go to mode of transportation? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can make that pure dream a reality.

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In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and mass sheep suicide. Adam demands the internet prove him wrong, Cass puts little horses on a shelf, and Jackson just feels like aliens would be incredibly disappointed by earths animals. So whinny and bray and do all the good horse noises to the delight of passerby. Not one horse gets murdered this time. I think.Want to help Jackson impress the aliens? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can make more interesting animals

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In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, Zoe explains the concept of Frat Boy Formal, and Adam just tries to explain his love of a simple tuxedo. So get done up to the nines, choose how breasted you want your suit, and take to the streets. Doesn't matter how ugly you are, everyone looks good in a suit.Want to help Jackson bring back the Jacobean ruff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start sewing immediately.And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!

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