Sleep With Me

Steam plows your sleep blues away, while snow melts like Scoot's common sense.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

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Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

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HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.

It’s a dozen of one or one-tenth of another any way you look at it, but this episode will surely be meandering as Scrooge learns about business, fiber optics, and which kind of elf has the most holiday cheer.

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Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.

I’ll be shopping in a clockwise direction from here on out, but everything is bound to end apple-y ever after now that I’m reunited with my favorite trader.

As a special holiday treat, this episode has 2 story portions! The first is a brand new recap of the Fall 2025 Fearless Flyer. The second half is a recap of the 2022 Fall Fearless Flyer, previously released as a bonus episode on Sleep With Me Plus.

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.

As The North Pole Turns…returns for another night full of mellowriffic mellorama for you to rest too. Blitzen blitzes into game night and lots of stuff is discussed, ensuring a long winters slumber.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.

A milestone for the show will be like a spoken-word lullaby as Superchill Scoots looks back on Koa’s recent road trip.

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.

You’ll be spirited off to dreamland faster than Scoots can say, “Flimpit.” May your inner bowl of jelly jiggle and and your chimney sounds be joyous. Thanks for listening!

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.

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More meanderwear talk and then Scooter works his way down the list of harmless animals and somehow ends up doing his tiny #twowordimpressions ala “Mr. Smithers”, “Lord Commander”, “ Heyhey Booboo” and “Hi Ya”. Then we will float off to Toyland to hear the sights and see the sounds while Ollie and Stannie try and save the day.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s an older episode, and I do mention a few things by name (poop, clowns, authority figures, wild animals, etc). It is fairly tame, but I wanted to give you a heads up! If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

KINDRED - Kindred is a members-only home swapping network. It isn’t a hotel. It isn’t a short-term rental. It’s a smarter way to travel where each stay feels like home. Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code SLEEP to join for free. Plus, you'll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up!

ODOO - Odoo is an all-in-one management platform with a suite of user-friendly applications designed to simplify and connect every aspect of your company in one, easy-to-use software. Odoo is the affordable, all-in-one management software with a library of fully-integrated business applications that help you get MORE done in LESS time for a FRACTION of the price.To learn more, visit www.odoo.com/withme

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

From the shores of the Sassagoula, I’ll make some fishy friends and celebrate some lushness.

This episode was recorded on location. It’s a little looser and contains ambient noise (nature sounds, other voices, boats and buses, etc). It might not be sleepy for all listeners.

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

KINDRED - Kindred is a members-only home swapping network. It isn’t a hotel. It isn’t a short-term rental. It’s a smarter way to travel where each stay feels like home. Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code SLEEP to join for free. Plus, you'll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up!

ODOO - Odoo is an all-in-one management platform with a suite of user-friendly applications designed to simplify and connect every aspect of your company in one, easy-to-use software. Odoo is the affordable, all-in-one management software with a library of fully-integrated business applications that help you get MORE done in LESS time for a FRACTION of the price.To learn more, visit www.odoo.com/withme

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

Tommen and Gregor and Ray and Ser Pounce will help me recap a parade that gave me a newfound appreciation for dancing in its many forms. Shout out to Hoda’s layering skills.

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

KINDRED - Kindred is a members-only home swapping network. It isn’t a hotel. It isn’t a short-term rental. It’s a smarter way to travel where each stay feels like home. Apply now at LiveKindred.com and use code SLEEP to join for free. Plus, you'll earn 5 nights of travel credit just for signing up!

ODOO - Odoo is an all-in-one management platform with a suite of user-friendly applications designed to simplify and connect every aspect of your company in one, easy-to-use software. Odoo is the affordable, all-in-one management software with a library of fully-integrated business applications that help you get MORE done in LESS time for a FRACTION of the price.To learn more, visit www.odoo.com/withme

UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts.