Sneaky Dragon

This week, do Vicky, Eric and Jason take our breath away or do the write checks their butts can’t cash? Listen in as they go back to 1986 to talk Top Gun!

The squad tries a very patriotic red, white and blue Top Gun cocktail.

Here’s how to make it.

And what 80s watch party would be complete without Pizza Bagels?

The gang then feels the need. The need to make a tribute drink called the Talk to Me Gooseberry.

How do you make it?

The producer’s wife said, “It tastes like a melted Mr. Freezie popsicle.” After much needed ice was added she said, “This is the most 80s drink ever. It’s good.”

If you make a Top Gun or a Talk to Me Gooseberry or even make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that will never change.

This week: plastic time; formally demented; looney tunes; novelty acts; Lehrer cake; like a virgin; time bits; the nurd is the word; not flix; Cross purposes; ordinary Guy; film strolls; Dave undergoes Terrifier; extra-pedestrian; Art attack; out of a limb; inevitable death by clown; mean girls; shitty behaviour; labour of love; sleep fright; cut scenes; talkin’ shit; supernatural born killers; Naztis; armed mice; dung-le fever; guilty pleasures; different Hughs; the lovely boneheads; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; dear Johns; the great Dane; cop stop; ch-ch-ch-ch-changes; my brother, my brother, my brother and me; gore values; false endings; you’ll never get to Heaven; end of the feline; shall I compare thee to another stray; and, finally, song cat-alogue.

Question of the Week: Is there anything that takes you out of a horror movie?
Sub-question of the Week: What is the best bread?

Thanks for listening.

Please enjoy some Art the Clown mayhem from Terrifier 2:

We’re back! Did you miss us???

Yes, we’re back, horse fans, we’re back, mystery fans, and we’re especially back for you, our horse mystery fans!

Question: When is mule not a mule?

Answer: When it’s an unpronounceable horse!

Don’t get it? Well, you’ll have to listen to our first show of the new season where Lezah takes us on a tour of the shady world of horse trading, self-aggrandizing zoos, impotent officialdom, and really grumpy horses on a show we’re calling Endangered!

We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment on the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!

Music by Chris “The Real Loch Ness Monster” Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that’s still running from the devil.

This week: Nina comes but once a year; arresting development; Nina know Les Miserables now; vax hacks; medal performance; library lovin’; nuts for Peanuts; spirit of generosity; we re-litigate The Devil and Daniel Mouse; the ejaculate show; Hell hath no jury; change fruit; I now pronounce you…; metric bugs; monkey business; Tokyo drifting off to sleep; world play; Jagger off; Dune patrol; quiz kids; costume department; happy anniversary; Shandlingfreude; the origins of Dogman; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; he wishes it could be Christmas everyday; sibling ribaldry; spinster classes; the elephantine prophecy; animayhem; never a doll moment; bee movie; horror marathon; riff raff; the mess-ter of horror; shear terror; red hat/blue hat; vinegar pusses; and, finally, PDA party.

Question of the Week: Have you ever had a run in with the cops?
Sub-question of the Week: How have you changed over a ten year period in your life?

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that haunts itself!

This week: here on the eerie; over the covers; that shit is bananas; this blood’s for you; plugged in; Rocky Horror Picture Show time; midnight runs; digging El Topo; scaredy cartoons; name that cat; Porky’s plod; monkeying around; super animation studios; how-to win the war; rotoscope it out; bugging out on Mr. Bug Goes to Town; the giant cheque is in the mail; it’s a bug’s life; Honey trap; preying mantis; insects change; a decisive nope; breaking out all over; nun of it; those nutsy Nazis; Cabaret; Reveille-tion; dancing school; eyes of the world; gay parries; lip service; elusive butterfly; Dave goes to Sleepaway Camp; cookin’ hawk; short shorts; boiling mad; oh, bee hive; penis reveal; sequel bites; what in Avatar nation!; sentimental journey; sufferin’ suffragettes; foyer of fear; love for Love; Yes and…; unrelenting horror; blank check; hot for …Heat…; double talk; mall talk; and, finally, in praise of older women.

Question of the Week: What is a cartoon that scared you as a kid?
Sub-question of the Week: Who’s your favourite sibling?

Deportment of Corrections:
The Wiki plot description was a little unclear, but it turns out the songwriter in Mr. Bug Goes to Town was a human character. We still stand by all our other criticisms of a film we haven’t seen!

Thanks for listening.

You can watch Mr. Bug Goes to Town right here:

This is all the Sleepaway Camp you’ll ever need to see:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that travels through electricity!

This week: it’s alive; magic castle; witch direction; wonder garments; Oz rules; perennial movies; scary good times; no meddling; music fades; tin machine; witchy woman; worthy watches; Black comedy; medicinal rubbing; miniature world; Dave was happy to see Smile; how to scare; good direction through misdirection; film as TikTok challenge; Dave enjoyed The Substance; a Qualley-fied actress; too much; when the alternative to Yoga Hosers is worse; genre switching again; no expectations; Dave addresses In Fabric; secretly Australian; it’s pronounced “-er”; Ring wrath; Ian and Dave are shocked by Shocker; Craven opinions; murderous murderer murders; electric warrior; ghostly girlfriend; baby talk; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; show notes; the invisible blockbuster; and, finally, task matter.

Question of the Week: What’s a film missing from the initial entries into the US National Film Registry?
Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite double album?

Thanks for listening.

It could be worse, it could be Clerks III

Hey, good to see you again. How long has it been? Let’s just put on our Jason, Vicky and Eric name tags and enter the world of 1997’s Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.

Along with talking about their memories of the film, our class acts create their own tribute beverage, The Business Women’s Drink. How do you make it?

The producer’s wife said, “Bleh!” and added that it tasted like the red hot candies she didn’t like as a kid. The Goldschläger made it hard for the Jell-O to set, as well, and it ended up a bit runny, making a mess. It was sopped up using 3M Post-it notes.

If you make an The Business Women’s Drink or make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that always chews thirty-two times!

This week: Hallow Ian; the Avatar baby; the dancing wolves bit; out of Last House on the Left field; Hess honour; Texas Chainsaw Massacre of the truth; no Gein, no pain; serial casualties; guess list; Leatherface the facts; natural unnatural deaths; chainsaw of events; hockey mask of the dead death; Crystal clear; Halloween costumes; go away, Jimmy Dean; Gen why?; Ian and Dave go back to Saturday Night; never funny; here he comes to save the day; eclectic mayhem; Chevy chastened; Dan the man; Morris the cat; go-to local actors; oh, well; along came Jones; martyr, he wrote; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; saved by the Ball; whispers of the art; horror mongering; no inspirations; daddy duties; there is Here; ham nation; I’ll Tumblr for you; and, finally, right Zack atcha!

Question of the Week: What is the best holiday?
Task of the Week: Halloween is coming, recommend scary story to us!

Thanks for listening.

Yes, Ian, Strange Brew is based on Hamlet!

Replying to @michaelgillard975What’s your favourite quote from Strange Brew? #canada #beer #ontario #sctv #strangebrew #hamlet #movie #didyouknow #canadian

Have you ever seen Last House on the Left?

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that is brining back common sense!

This week: daily chuckle; pet affirmation; just do it; musically mindful; list-o-mania; never forget to remember to forget; inner dialogues; Mr. Smarty-pants; back to schooldays; keep it unreal; Kamaleon Harris; Brexit Columbia; mathletes vs. athlematicians; multiple chance; good recitations; coach class; the hobgoblin of consistency; nerd-o-divergent; bolt upright; trust exercise; cavalier attitude; the sin of democracy; Professor X-rated; beach balls; Seinfeld walks it back; the McCarthy hearings; praise for murders; a public warning; bar hopping; hairy monsters and super streets; Boothby’s dilemma; cut ups; ideally scared; genre-hopping; thoughts on Predator; Dave enjoyed The First Omen; weaquels; horror re-animated; in sickness and ill-health; they are the X-Men; Oz rules; super marketing; traditional football; rubbed rhubarb; dental plans; and, finally, streaming mad.

Question of the Week: Did you have a teacher who made a difference in your life?
Task of the Week: Halloween is coming, recommend a horror film to us!

Department od Corrections
Dave was confused when discussing the new Rosemary’s Baby prequel, Apartment 7A, which stars Julia Garner, and not Kaitlyn Dever. Whoops!

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the ass end of the internet!

This week: masked men; golden nuggets; rational thinking; cramping our style; flu review; fever dreams; lowered expectations; super boxing; giant-sized; pointless suffering; employee of the day; gang of idiots; party down; unexpected avatars; one-punch man; telephone tag; opera man; critical mascot; happy campers; political characters; stunt casting; all about Steve; banjo-based personality type; interested is interesting; Short tempered; Barry good; biggest comedians; humble guy; enjoy yourself; Giallo streak; Japanese horror; Ian is enjoying Agatha All Along; all about the girdle; foreshadowed is forewarned; the midday mulcher; a numbers game; leftover Led; and, finally, no pain, no grain.

Question of the Week: As a kid, what did you save up your birthday money for?
Sub-question of the Week: What do you do after the big holiday dinner?

Thanks for listening.

Here is a sweet pic from Mark’s visit to the Led Zeppelin exhibit at MOMA:

Rock’n’roll loafers!