TOXIC!

Hello, horse fans and mystery fans!

This week: on Horse Bits, we hear a little bit about how horses sleep standing up.

Then we hear our main story: the sordid tale of murder, adultery, and more murder – plus multiple trials, multiple autopsies, and botched surgeries galore. Don’t eat the doughnut!

We hope you enjoy this week’s depravity. Please comment below. And please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!

We’ll be back in two weeks with another exciting horse mystery!

Joan Robinson Hill with alliterative animal

Christmas with a murderer – The Hills at home

Joan with her doting, vengeful father Ash Robinson

Hola, Sneakers! It’s Episode 600 of Sneaky Dragon! They said we couldn’t do it! They said we wouldn’t do it! They said we shouldn’t do it! And they were right!

It was a backyard bonanza with lots of special guests and lots of delicious food! Listen and learn with Dave and Ian, and their guests: Jason Dedrick, Mary Dedrick, Eric Fell, Joanna Gaskell, Kathleen Gros, Scott Jones, David M., Nina Matsumoto, Louise Moon, and Colin Upton!

Thanks for listening.

We have some pictures from the day taken by David M., Nina Matsumoto and Dave, but first, some process pictures of the Sneaky Dragon piñata:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 599 of the podcast with sole.

This week: we’re ready; economisers; assholes; Scott not free; cartoonists anonymous; being talked about; strip search; audience engage; oh, bee hive; insects-y; stale tails; prized injuries; save the baby; yakuza-moi; open invite; ambiguous wink; surprise appearance; across the border; our team; wedding wows; talking Simpsons; monkey prince; God bothering; movie atonement; B.’s nuts; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; bake off, eh; fetching; take a haiku; and, finally, mean treats.

Thanks for listening.

Yes, it’s true! We’re having a Sneaky Dragon “pod”luck to celebrate 600 episodes and you’re invited. Please RSVP to [email protected] to get the secret password.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 598 of the podcast that seeks your approval!

This week: off by 23; award to the wise; blessed be the Meeker; enjoying Mayhem; gross hands; bits of the Apple; Dave is getting High Desert; he has also gotten into Silo; never ending TV; improving the source; character over plot; life during wartime; Dave experiences The Great Silence; HBO no; cancelled culture; sized out; matter over mind; outer child; mind fields; life for dummies; hindsight over foresight; separation anxiousness; generation gaffe; the future is ours to know; the officiant; below convention; a sad farewell; cat whisperer; cold comfort; enforced sociability; wishy-washy; vanilla tastes; dooniesaurs; Orcadian treats; tatties and skink; murder village; congenial settings; the downside of a long lay off; omitting a crucial scene; enforced affections; dream date; do drop in; and, finally, heavy petting.

Question of the Week: What is a trick you taught your pet? Or the best trick you saw a pet able to perform.Sub-question of the Week: What is the saddest film you have ever seen?

Thanks for listening.

Yes, it’s true! We’re having a Sneaky Dragon potluck to celebrate 600 episodes and you’re invited. Please RSVP to [email protected] to get the secret password.

Ian really wants someone to make a Floating Island dessert, and you can by following this Julia Child recipe here.

Interested in Dave’s glowing description of The Great Silence? Check out the trailer:

Have you ever wondered what exactly an Orcadian accent sounds like? Watch this short informative video featuring Lezah’s cousin as the female character:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 597 of the podcast that dares to ask when.

This week: inventive creeps; waist matter; accidents will happen; mass class; size matters; suit sweet; flattery will get you everywhere; safety last; party downers; mystery porn theatre 3000; wedding dress rehearsal; worst man’s speech; fake out; high prize; imbalanced journalism; sensible bulwarks; cricket loss; football of confusion; soccer to us; Ted Lasso will rope you in; good models; explore your characters; the songs that keep on giving; we liked Guardians of the Galaxy 3; movie suffering; déjà view; Gamora and Gamora; mask appeal; Jane Austen’s Confusion; petting a live horse; honest comedy; great expectations; the real addiction; there goes the enablerhood; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; more Guardians love; to boldly eat; the fortress of introversion; golden Gord; and, finally, Chris Robert’s songs on demand service..

Question of the Week: What is your least favourite holiday?Sub-question of the Week: What is the best film trilogy?

Thanks for listening.

And a hearty thank you to good sport, Chris Roberts, for providing us with a song this week based on fellow Sneaker Brent Tannehill’s epic free verse classic “The Country and the City”.

You heard the man! We’re having a Sneaky Dragon potluck to celebrate 600 episodes and you’re invited! Please RSVP to [email protected] to get the secret password.

Enemies Begone!

Hello, mystery fans, and welcome back to another season of Horse Mysteries, the podcast that is what is says it is!

This episode:

When a star racehorse suddenly drops dead, the net of suspicion is cast far and wide. Still, it will take almost a hundred years to figure out what actually happened – and who was responsible.

All that and another fun segment of Horse Bits too as Dave tests Lezah’s extensive horse knowledge with impromptu anatomy questions!

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 596 of the coolest podcast never!

This week: litter bugs; making it hard; off the caterwaul; pets rock; panda-monium; shooting Blank; all those ears ago; Star worries; sword play; short-term gifts; farewell Gordon Lightfoot; medi-scare; the ostrich method; what does Terry Fox say; he’s your man; monking around; a mayor’s nest; liminal spaces; down for the council; exclusively inclusive; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; guardian angels; big on Macs; soundalikes; and, finally, the girls have landed.

Question of the Week: Who is a hero of yours?Sub-question of the Week: What is a clever name for a food dish based on a favourite movie?

Thanks for listening.

A trailer for the Les Blank film Dave was talking about – The Maestro: King of the Cowboy Artists.

Mandalorian sub-text:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 595 of the podcast that paved the way for dredging.

This week: insistency; light my hair; language duel; primered for reading; electric torches; Dunn and done; kid detectives; a teen again; recycled henchmen; hot leverage; the word is the bird; white bred; cultural inappropriation; old tech hands; porn free; unlimited filth; quatrons and blinknoks; probe oh no; sandwich artist; dressing up; tomato family; roast beef beef; all sorts of licorice; Enid Blyton writes; puncture wounds; horrified by Jesus of Nazareth; let’s get this show on the road; snailed it; foundered footage; village of the damaged; perception problems; working for pirates; Eyre head; corporate fuckery; soccer to me; horse lovers; town and country; Etta kicks; and, finally, sit on it.

Question of the Week: Is there a food you didn’t like as a child, but do now?Sub-question of the Week: Have you ever had a person come into your life for a moment, have a huge impact, and then leave – likely never to be seen again?

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 594 of the saddest podcast on the internet.

This week: better best; donkeyskin flicks; Operation Mousemeat; difficult technicalities; happy endings; Star Wars is hell; a softer world; let’s sit in it; world exposition; promises, promises; a message wrapped in bloody meat; unpleasant people; de rigueur Metropolitan mention; misreading Pride and Prejudice; fantasy versus reality; rich people problems; the chatteling classes; heroic jerks; questionable deeds; mysterious vengeance; pedestrian car movie; the paradox paradox; a death in the family; pre-eulogy; heavy petting; the high cost of loving; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; successful boyfriend replacement; tiny iron men; on the re-Bond; best dad joke; and, finally, worst dad joke.

Question of the Week: What is a fun story about one of your pets?Sub-question of the Week: Do you live in the city or the country? What is something you appreciate about living there?

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 593 of the podcast that swings!

This week: happy returns: dumb singers; stage magic; the old ball and change; spoken dance; taps; opening axe; not on the air; Dunn to death; right-wingnuts; keep it in your past; there’s no business like sacks of shit business; evolve or die; motivated buyer; sad clown counselling; the howl with it; what’s pneumonia; accurate hallucination; good views, everyone; heart to heart; end times; concerned indifference; warning signs; hard-hearted deadlines; never get out of the boat; MAD-men; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; hot-cha-cha-blew-it; rabbots; time trouble; Beatletudes; and, finally, baby steps.

Question of the Week: Who is your favourite replacement?Sub-question of the Week: What is your favourite architectural style of house?

Thanks for listening.