Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Legend of Dragoon Part 9: Lip Or Mustache Square Roots - Episode 523

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:51 Quest Log: 0:36:45 Level Up: 2:29:35

A Fleshy Body of a God gets squirted onto Planet Endiness, everyone gets to deal with unresolved moments from the past, and Dart finally gets to talk to his Dad in this extra special extra long finale for the Legend of Dragoon series! We did it! We finished the game!

Also: • A Joke For Our European Listeners • Is Jim's Mind Blown • P-E-O-N-I-X • DAN ACKROYD CAN'T HAVE AN ERECTION • A Romantic Threesome

This Week: Finish Legend of Dragoon! Next Week: Finish Episode 4 of... Dispatch?!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 8: The Winglies' Plan A Is Kill A Baby Every 108 Years Square Roots - Episode 522

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:06:20 Quest Log: 0:25:15 Level Up: 1:34:00

We get to the best part of the game: uncovering and exploiting the Winglies' legal process! That's right, you learn how to propose amendments to bills, where to create a law, and then propagation of the law! One slow step at a time. And you said Legend of Dragoon wasn't awesome!

Also: • Taco Heroes • The Moon That Never Sets Is A Shadow Heart? • Courage Is Refusing To Talk About Your Situation • They Always Say Their Own Names In Their Sentences So I Hate Them • Then Some Dumb Shit Happens

This Week: Finish the Law City! Next Week: Finish Legend of Dragoon!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 7: Daddy's Home Square Roots - Episode 521

Hot Gaming Gossip: There isn't any Quest Log: 0:10:24 Level Up: 1:37:36

We learn a lot of secrets on this weeks episode! What's Lloyds whole deal? Who is Emperor Diaz anyway? And what's up with Rose? Listen and find out!

Also: • Mega Mega: Explaining Captain N to Jim • Make Endiness Great Again oh wait Johnny says no • We didn't expect that guy to get annihilated • Who cares about Miranda's mom?

This Week: Finish Disc 3! Next Week: Finish the Law City

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Legend of Dragoon Part 6: If You'd Like to Learn More About Soa and the Great Tree, Visit Your Local Library Square Roots - Episode 520

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:20 Quest Log: 0:25:15 Level Up: 1:55:30

On this exposition-heavy episode of Square Roots, we dive into the library of Deningrad and meet a real cool dragon!

Also: • The Definition of Dead Is You Flop on the Floor • These People Definitely Have Mould • Every Guy With A Lion Hat Is The Same Guy • My Very Excellent Mother Served Us Nachos • Drenched in Lore • Martial Arts Dad

This Week: Retrieve the Dragon Block Staff! Next Week: Finish Disc 3!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 5: Rose's Vaginal Vortex Square Roots - Episode 519

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 1:45:00

On this heavy flowing chunker of Sony's Legend of Dragoon, we learn so much about Rose from her Level 3 attack. Every element of it was a surprise. The menstrual blood. The legs spread. How she's like a Vaginal Kirby. Put down a towel, it's a lot.

Also: • Too Many Nopon? • It's A Fantasy World, Bed Bath & Beyond Could Still Exist • The Love Child of Grimace and Slimer • Somehow Emperor Diaz Has Returned • Another Deep Gash! • A Hot Prize

This Week: Confronting Lenus Again and then Finishing Disc 2! Next Week: Retrieve the Dragon Staff!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 4: Bring A Knife Square Roots - Episode 518

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:06:40 Quest Log: 0:27:30 Level Up: 2:12:00

On this episode, I wrote a special birthday song for Jim! Should I have sang something in my range? Probably! Meanwhile, Kaffi is the breakout star of Sony's classic JRPG Legend of Dragoon because she loves stars and hot goss.

Also: • Fantasy Villain Lloyd • Executive AI Software Brain • If The Alien Sees You, Just Lay Down And Die • Morning Glory: Milking Farm: A Monster Bait Romance • Emille Is A Vanessa Role-Model • Dart's Tryptophobia Bandana

This Week: Play through the Moon Dagger Ceremony Next Week: Confronting Lenus Again

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Legend of Dragoon Part 3: The Gayest Death Scene of All Time! Square Roots - Episode 517

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:37 Quest Log: 0:25:00 Level Up: 1:42:04

It's okay for me to write that, as a gay man. There's so much pathos and hand holding and it's all very dramatic. And this is just a chunker of Sony's Legend of Dragoon, a cult classic PlayStation 1 JRPG!

Also: • We Brainstorm Kingdom Hearts 4 • SO MUCH NINTENDO NEWS • Well, He Was Whooped Up • The Griping Room! • Johnny's Nuanced Thoughts On Sportsmates • Chucky's Out Back Hitting His Vape

This Week: Get to the End of Disc 1! Next Week: Play through the Moon Dagger Ceremony

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Legend of Dragoon Part 2: Shana, You Should Stay Here Square Roots - Episode 516

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:45 Quest Log: 0:42:00 Level Up: 1:54:15

There's an Extra Packed Hot Gaming Gossip this week because every game company has announced everything! Every game you've ever wanted! But in Legend of Dragoon we get another party member, Rose! And we meet a ghost!

Also: • Vanessa Explains Her Floor Banana • Fires Make Dart Horny • "Ugh! I've Got A Deep Gash!" • Sweet Super Sentai Transformations • Is Rose Evil?

This Week: Have an ~Encounter~ with the Silver Ghost, Shirley! Next Week: Get to the End of Disc 1!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT! Square Roots - Episode 515

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 2:05:00

MATT'S BANISHMENT ENDS! Jim stands the entire time! And we start Sony's Definitely Not Inspired By Final Fantasy VII Legend of Dragoon! It's nice to be back in the comfy cozy PlayStation generation with a real old JRPG we never actually played back in the day. That's right: we're all BABY FRESH EYES!

Also: • Legend the of Dragon • We Say Dragooning A Lot • Heal Yourself On The Cuck Chair • Dragoons Are Guys Who Jump Up Real High • Johnny Has No Pants

This Week: Get to the town of Bale. Next Week: Have an ~Encounter~ with the Silver Ghost!

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Season 81 Ep 1

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 6: Ghost Court Square Roots - Episode 514

Hot Gaming Gossip: NOT THIS WEEK! Quest Log: 0:16:34 Level Up: 1:29:30

Sorry for the delay. This episode of Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden is cursed. Everything has gone wrong. But I think you won't be cursed if you listen. Probably. Matt has haunted the podcast.

Also: • Matt May Cry • Gay Bear Podcasters Who I Feel Parasocially Bonded To • Keanu's Jim Tattoo • Johnny's Vulnerability Corner • You Can Tell It's The Late 2010s Because Lizzo Is Playing

This Week: Finish Banishers: The Ghosts of New Eden Next Week: Get to Bitcht - uh, the town of Bale in Legend of Dragoon.

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