The quarter is finally over! Melody and her bf Nate are here to commentate the final assembly. Melody has an additional task to finish, however, and she only hopes it won’t end with everyone else dead… TRANSCRIPT NATE Hey Manticores! My name is Nathaniel Bryant and in a few minutes I’ll be covering the end-of-quarter […]

It’s finals week and Melody has had a bit too much coffee. TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and it is finally FINALS WEEK. Have you all been studying? Because I have! I’ve been up for the past 48 hours trying to study! But I couldn’t leave you guys hanging, so I […]

There’s a thief on campus! He’s snatching the most unsavory of steals…undergarments. Host Melody’s invited the #1 suspect to the show for an impromptu interrogation, sans actual interrogation room. TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and I have bad news to report: there’s a thief on campus. And this thief doesn’t steal […]

A human has appeared on campus! To figure out how she got here, Melody interro…I mean, politely questions the girl. It’s not very effective. TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and I’m here today with some special news: there is a human on campus. That’s right – someone who is FULLY human […]

The current hubbub in school is the removal of chocolate sauce from the cafeteria menu. Seriously. Couldn’t a magical school have more magical scandals? TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and I’m here to keep you in the loop about St. Merlinda’s scoop. That’s a good opening, eh? Took me a while […]

Every year, St. Merlinda’s hosts the annual fox hunt. It’s the school’s primary athletic event intended to discern the best from the best. The episode’s guest is one of the athletes, and, well, you can guess what he’s like. TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and I’m here to give you the […]

Midterms are keeping students busy this week, which means Melody invites a special guest onto her show, a.k.a. the only person willing to forego studying for her sake. (Guess who?) TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and it’s already that time of the quarter: midterms. It’s possible no one’s listening to this […]

A potions ban causes Melody and other students to question the school’s jurisdiction. Disclaimer: no illegal substances were consumed during the course of the episode. http://media.soundcloud.com/stream/j0qKFUoVdBgv.mp3 TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and I’m here to report the latest happenings here at St. Merlinda’s. Tensions have heightened between students and faculty after […]

Host Melody Martin mentions about a transfer student who apparently doesn’t actually exist, then talks about random topics with a boy who is more dead than alive. What a strange week. http://media.soundcloud.com/stream/HXo1qGNcYmh7.mp3 TRANSCRIPT Melody Hello Manticores! My name is Melody Martin and I’m here to keep you up-to-date on the happenings at our school. The […]