Stellar Firma

Episode 43

Detectives and Detonations 

CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management 

Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions.

Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic.

• Comedic Violence
• Emotional Abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Mimic325 for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Jamie Galioto, isobel, Sarah Kershaw, jenni from the block, Hannah Kincannon, Jortin Blims!!!, Lunagalemaster, Mae, zaraegis, Luceil GreenAppleSause, Mary Lanners, Gabriel Murphy, Art Stephens, Em, Cassie Waln, Joshua No Relation To Sarah Baldwin, Milan Nigam, Mackenzie Massey, Tavin Kastner, Nathaniel Beck.

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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Episode 42

Push-Ups and Privilege 

CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing

Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton.

Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk.

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

• Comedic Violence
• Emotional Abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Sarah Mainwaring for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Ghost, Amanda Williams, Elisabeth Banks, Brendan Tihane, Infini, PhoenixFlame, Saga Blomberg, Kristen Secrest, Genevieve A., Alexia De Leon, Corey Frampton, niblick_iii, Anna Loftus, Erin, Samantha Curtis, Alex, Ricky Dash, Samantha Cross, Sophie Talbot, Shiv.

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by Adam_N, qubodup, raremess, shelbyshark, SoundMarnus, MirandaHuang, the_semen_incident, Godowan, InspectorJ, Halleck and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 41

Exile and Expediting 

CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security

ALERT - Department reassignment. 

Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office. 

Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted.

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

• Comedic Violence
• Emotional Abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Rachel Attaway, Itzel Anayeli M., Emma Briannon, Annika Ekholm, Faine Greenwood, Jake The Fake Jake, Caitlin Martin, Avery Winther, Jamie Frew, Ebony Biar, Misha, Torsanist, Percival Shaw, Jack, Lee McNally, Jennifer, Elliot H T, David D Martin, Gayest-Bee, Elizabeth Coretto.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Mez Heckra: Mez Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by Sclolex, Wakerone, FoolBoyMedia, EFlexMusic, InspectorJ, AtevonHes, airblock, martian, JarredGibb, Motion_S, vewiu and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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And now a statement from Rusty Quill CEO, Alexander J Newall with some updates on the current state of operations at Rusty Towers, as of 25th March 2020.

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Episode 40

Grudges and Gauntlets 

CLIENT - Sales Review

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism
• Mortal peril

This week's Patrons: Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja✌✨, Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeigh.

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Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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Episode 39

Gripes and Graduation  

CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems

The client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Imogen Cassidy for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Valdor, Joia Vita, James Rule, ProbsNotJosh, Izzy Aliberti, Ethan Morris, Debra Mitchell, Angharad, Sarah & Michelle Poiani, Matthew McCorkle, Nikki Nelson-Hicks, Vili Kaneli, Sam Oliver, TalesHunter.

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Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by MisterLockbridge12, Podsburgh, OwlStorm, SDLx, khenshom, Tomlija, and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 38

Muscles and Moral Egotism  

CLIENT - Yinly Strong

The client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey. 

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, Kira, Dr. Badvibes, Sara Freeman, Hannah Earnshaw, Anne Fabe, Kiro, Lauren Nabet, Hannah Jordan, Robin Stone, Nancy Crawford.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 37

Tedium and Touching Gestures 

CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum

The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches. 

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, Patrick Halsewig, Lief, Steve Spencer, bri m, Rachel Goldman, Rachel, Chris LeBlanc, Kimberly McLeod, Lion Thot, Kim Petrosky, Gabriel Murray, Gogol, Merle Roy, R. Clarke.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by bruce965, PeteBarry, HumanSolarian, mikaelfernstrom, templeofhades, Corruptinator, and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 36

Spies and Subterfuge 

CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency

The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI.

Content Warning for:

• Panic attacks
• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, Debbie Frangedakis, OrdainedCrownie, Becky Voller, Mersipan, Rosa, KnifeCat, Vriska Said Gay Rights, East5, Saika, Sydney Engelstein, Melanie Johnston, Amanda Overmyer, Darcy Morgan, Merapia F Zharkoff, Corviscus Inc., Icon315.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt and Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by StephenSaldanh, toddcircle, ProjectsU012, mystiscool, InspectorJ, 2xm, lintphishx and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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