This week's tales includes a blackout blunder, a solar panel saga, a visit from the fun police and a hard to please mother. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Bobbie questions how many people have listened to the podcast in one go, Matt confesses his sins and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus a nautical tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]