If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist?

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