Stiff Socks

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Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake?
4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi
11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich, 
22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged
29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination
45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni
53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF
1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver
1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys
1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies?
1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video
1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed 

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Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Follow Riley Reid
IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes

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Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Follow Riley Reid
IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
20:57 DVD vs Streaming
24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines

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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Belfast, UK: Sept 21
Manchester, UK: Sept 22
Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists 
1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
3:53 Last Time We Cried
10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock) 

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars? 
1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum

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The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.

Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates:
NYC, NY: Aug 9
Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates:
Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have? 
55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
1:13:04 Secret Sock

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The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.

It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn

And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

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Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.

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