The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out  why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter.

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The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit.

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The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer.

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The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a  flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut  lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like  and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years  ago. 

The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex. 

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The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk  offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just  modern day beanie babies. 

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The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated.

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The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax,  and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the  work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo  Loco. 

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The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas.

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The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10  year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and  her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a  presidential election.

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