G'daaaay you legends!!!! 💜💜

An argument over fortune sees a beautiful women name Diana, betrayed, and her friend pitted against, deceived by those that she trusts. Does Diana want the fortune? Is Willard acting irrationally? Will the small round boulder named Nero Wolfe, get off his butt and leave the confines of his hermit like household? 

Mates today's episode is super curvy wurvy hehehe, and there was a looooot of noise to remove, but this noise was rather "clean" and easily discernible from the audio. What this means is an easier split between noise and audio - and a cleaner episode. Hope you love it! 

Listeners I want to thank the amazing Oud Night Tea Titan that supports this show – the golden Hall of Famer, Majestic Mayah! Thank you so much for your top tier support, which has me forever in your gratitude, and your input ingrained into this show. Thank you!

And I want to thank my two White Tea Warlords…

Two shots ring out in the night, “bang bang!” In quick succession. Two bodies fall onto the sidewalk where previously, only shadows would be perceived to have taken residence. The bodies belonged to the criminal network, accustom to hiding in the darkness. Living in it. As one would turn on the light to go about one’s own business, these criminals would sooner skulk in the dark, with the moonlight the only torch they need to get their jobs done. Larry Double Tap however, is no ordinary man…well…not to these crooks. Two bullets are all Larry needs to clean up the street, two taps of his weapon – a tool for cleansing, in the dirty streets he calls home.

There is not a single street in the city of Harlet that The Pavess has not walked, skulked, stalked, or bolted on. Each brick is a support beam, and her means of getting to her target quickly. A spider web of cement, grime, and tortured souls, always leading her to where she needs to be – a heist, an interrogation, or a gentle “persuasion” of another criminal, to do their job – or do it for them if the pay is right. The Pavess is not bound by the usual legal restrictions, and every step you take to getting away from her, wherever it is you are, she’s likely made it there already, and on the double. Watch, your step, because she’s most definitely, watching yours.

And my brilliant, awesome-tastic Earl Grey Enforcers:

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Solstra

And my remaining supporters Katherine Mason and Sunshine Days!

Thank you all for listening you loveliest of people!!!

Six friends, a magician, a doctor, a blacksmith, a wood carver, a painter, and the son, of a Prince, are very close friends. They look out for each other, and care for one another. Each using their talents to help the other throughout their lives. And these young men, they seek adventure, they seek fame, fortune, or basically, anything to get their adrenaline pumping. So all together, they seek adventure, and one of them…finds an adventure like no other that changes the fate of all them, and uniting them in one main cause.

Legends I want to thank my Patreon supporter – Oud Night Tea Titan Hall of Famer Mayah for their infinite contribution to this podcast, thank you immensely for your support of the years, you are an absolute godsend. Thank you so much!

Many years ago a child nearly drowned by the river, the river of Tiz, near the forest of Grin. Many children go missing, and in this land the ghosts of children haunt the rivers, akin to insects blustering around a stagnant pond. The Whisper of Rin however, is a calming spirit, a spirit itself with a terrible past. 

Wrought with anguish, the Rin of the river was a spirit of a boy who fell into the current whilst reaching for his shoes, only to be washed away…and forever be part of the river itself. The whisperings of the child Rin can be heard in the current, and serve to warn children in times of danger, and impending doom. It is said, if you hear your name in the winds, it is their to guide you, and pull from danger.

In the depths of the forests of Grin grows a tree like no other. A beacon for lost travellers, and the life blood of flora that grow underground. The tree itself is called Light Bringer, and the locals call it Sunbark. On the surface it appears withered and malnourished, dying, or decaying, but just beneath its bark lies a current of fire. Sap that alights the world around it, blinding those foolish enough to reap it in large chunks. 

But what it is really sought for is it’s leaves. Upon closing one's hand over the leaf, to crush it, the sap within its veins erupt, creating globes of light, that light up the surroundings as if cast with a lantern. The Leaves from the Sun is what they are called, rightfully so, as they light up the way for a weary traveller.

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Solstra

And my remaining supporters Katherine Mason and Sunshine Days!

Now, write your story, share your tale, make it creepy, or something silly about a snail, but remember that little tremor, that crawls up your spine, or the tingle that makes you smile, from a perfect plot line – that’s the magic of storytelling, like tea, it’s divine.

You took the time to listen to me, and you think, that it was your treat – but I thank you my friends, for the listen, and as always, till next, we meet.

Today I bring you a double episode of murder from Old Time Radio goliath (physically as well) NERO WOLFE. Mates jammed packed today with remastered audio, and HIGH BIT RATE quality, just for you legends, and just for you. I hope you enjoy this back to back episode of detective work by the big lad that is Nero, and the endlessly patient rock that is Archie in "The Disappearing Diamonds", and "The Final Page".

LEGENDARY Hall of Famer, that is Mayah. A long time supporter, that has given so much to this podcast that I’ll find a way to forever include them in my thank you’s. Cheers you legend and thank you for your kind support over these years.

My brilliant Lezza Bowzooka! Blasting onto my Patreon, thanks to you Lezza I’ve been creating my own music – GASP – yes, I can do that, and now it’s possible thanks to your support. I’ve been using  audio loops of acoustic guitars, low-fi beats, and so much more, to create the mood for stories but also, for the whole show. I’m also working on a new intro, so we’ll see how that goes. All possible thanks to your lovely and amazingly epic self.

And the super star that is Paige Cramer, a guru of kindness and a sage of a person. Thank you for your support and with your donations, they’ve gone straight into some more plug-ins to sharpen my audio up. Predominantly, cutting out lower frequency sounds actually, so I sound ever clearer to everyone’s ears. You're a legend Paige!

Now for my amazing Earl Grey Enforcers:

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Solstra

And my remaining supporters Katherine Mason and Sunshine Days!

"A man wishes for a Calf and is given a child. Instead of joy, he’s struck with the burden of looking after another life, in which he can barely look after his own. He denies the young boy, a gift from the gods so it seems, turned away...but the boy’s love for the man is strong, strong enough to put him on a quest, to be accepted. In being turned away, the boy becomes something…bigger, and better."

A feather is found in the middle of a barren landscape, plain as day, and obvious in the setting sun. It stays still for weeks, and a boy stumbles across it during his play period. His joy, his happiness, causes the feather to shift, to grow, to exist in the realm of reality. The land bends and the farm ground shudders, the Green Feather was the myth that called to life the city of Verdi, a town built on a land with unstoppable growth and happy inhabitants. The Land of Verdi!

Between two cities is an invisible divide. A line the covers 20 miles across the two, that splits whatever crosses into two, after the border is crossed. Cut in half, top to bottom, the invisible divide doesn’t discriminate. But one would think that this would be weaponised, or a danger to the community, but on the contrary – the divide is used, and controlled, as a means for fast construction, and advanced cutting of buildings, and housing. War was an option, but they built a union on the fundamentals of a divide.

The world fell into a darkness, whose pitch could not be penetrated by the brightest of flames. A depth within the shadows that coiled around light and snuffed it out, permanently. But a torch was made, crafted by the wisest of women, a tool of hope, and created to bring light when all thought there was none. The Torch of Everfire, a gift of the gods, shared to the thoughts of the woman from Frenfire, that forever changed their world.

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Solstra

And my remaining supporters Katherine Mason and Sunshine Days!

Nero is found broke…yet again. Unable to pay Archie Goodwin…who, annoyed by Nero’s complete selfishness and extreme laziness…leaves an open window to infuriate his boss. Amidst their ridiculous argument though…a murder is brought to their door step…no blood…a letter opener as a weapon…and a foul murder. 

A women has been stabbed, at New Yorks fanciest Men’s Club!!

Did you know mates, that ALL of you, are AMAZING - and never let anyone tell you otherwise!!! Thank you for supporting me mates, you are such super stars!

Thanks to your support Mayah, I’ve been able to buy this massive pack from Ghost Hack. Over 21 gb’s of elvish, Celtic, adlib, one-shots, raisers, and harmonics that are just impossible to produce on my own, or even from those freebie online sites.

GHOST HACK Packs, immensely complex and detailed audio pieces that I can utilise thanks to you and everybody that supports me like you do. So much love your way mates 💜💜

Mate, thank you so much for your amazing support, I was able to purchase a massive 9gb pack of strings, guitar, and piano audio that I would NEVER be able to get my hands on usually. These are really high quality pieces of audio that I can use as audio stings, intro’s, crashes, and one-shots. I’ve also been able to score some Water Phone sounds that I’ll show you all know, which really set the mood for creepier tales – ones that I’ll use specifically for HP Lovecraft episodes as well.

And thank you so much you awesome person you! I’ve used your donations to grab hold of melodies and key audio crunches that I can run in the background to add atmosphere and mood to each episode. With over 20 gb’s of audio in that range, let me share with you a couple of audio loops that will shape the way our stories will feel, and sound, moving forward. Can't wait to share them with you all!

Now for my amazing Earl Grey Enforcers:

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Solstra

And my remaining supporters Katherine Mason and Sunshine Days!

Thank you all for listening you loveliest of people.

Now, write your story, share your tale, make it creepy, or something silly about a snail, but remember that little tremor, that crawls up your spine, or the tingle that makes you smile, from a perfect plot line – that’s the magic of storytelling, like tea, it’s divine.

You took the time to listen to me, and you think, that it was your treat – but I thank you my friends, for the listen, and as always, till next, we meet. 💜💜💜