BAM! Next Old Time Radio Episode mates!
We got TWINS - MURDERS...TWIN MURDERERS! Oh Yes, it's nuuuutsola with Philip Marlowe mates, and I'm so glad I can clean this up, thanks to you lovelies, so that I can bring him to your ears. I hope you enjoy your truly twisty episode today!
My Oud Night Tea Titan, Mayah | Queen Wickty Wack 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
Queen Double W, aka Wickty Wack is notoriously known on every thugs lips as the two smack gal. Once she sets her eyes on you, and you’re her target hoho two hits is all that she needs. You could be twice her size, you could be twice as muscular as the bouncy betty that is Queen Wickty Wack, but she knows exactly where to land her blows, the right angle, the quickest to hit to dodge, and the movement around her opponent is almost second to none. Make sure you wear a lot of padding when she comes charging at you, because, well, you’re gonna need it. Thank you mate, you're amazing!
My White Tea Warlord Solstra | Pocket Pincher 👝
Roaming the streets as a young orphan meant knowing how to be deft of hand. Understanding how to move unnoticed, and almost completely ignored. From the attire that one wears, to the movement, to even the way your hair is cut, being ignored is not a disadvantage, it’s a skill all unto itself. Pocket Pincher is her moniker, and nothing in your pockets remains when you brush past her hands. You're a legends!
White Tea Warlord Lee Bower | Mr Rhino 🦏
Mr Rhino to his friends, and “Oh shit, it’s Mr Rhino” to his enemies, because once you slag him, once your piss him off, there’s no coming back, because the only direction you’re going is wherever the hell he’s taking you. Mr Rhino is built like a door that graduated from a barn, to a smelting factory, and every punch he lays into you will remind you of that. EPIC is what you are!
White Tea Warlord Paige Cramer | Ghost Eyes 👁
So you have important documents that you’re handing to your lawyer…consider it stolen. Oh you have bank details to three clients that is under heavy guard? Consider it sold. Ahhh you’ve got family heirlooms stashed away in your chests and trunks…consider that property of the underworld. Ghost Eyes knows exactly where all the loot is, and how to get it…and if she wants it, her resources will find away of…separating you from her much wanted…treasures. You're BRILLIANT!
And my legendary Earl Grey Enforcers:
Thank you ALL you legends. Don’t forget how AWESOME you are, and take the idea of you being kickarse to work, or to bed, because if your listening, then you’re joining me for something special, something JUST as special as you. STAY AWESOME MATES!