"Phillip Marlowe receives a call from Hellen Palmer…a women worried, a women scared, and rightfully so, because in a couple of seconds on said call with Hellen Palmer, she is shot…point blank. She gasps, then “No” before falling dead. Marlowe rushes, bolts it down where she lives to find…a party?"

Oh yes, super strange, and super...murdery!! Hope you've having a wonderful Monday and may this kickstart your day!

No-one can match Lucy’s aim, a crack shot in the murdering game. Hired initially for her looks at the bar, and finding that standing behind the tables mopping up the drawl and some of the customers, was far below her desired pay grade. She took to the streets, to kill. Taking contracts, and taking lives – criminals mind you, but a criminal herself. Lucy has been on Philip hit list for years, and always evaded him…just.

Every time a robber would bring in their haul from the latest heist, Marcy would be there; there to collect and spread around town the fruits of the underworlds treasures. It wasn’t until she was robbed herself that Marcy Marshmallow came into her own. She trained, and trained hard, becoming a brutal boxer for underground kingpins, and now…she’s hellbent on getting back what was stolen.

Three or four punches would take a man down – not Crimson Fist. One clean hit to the face by Crimson, and that person would be sent through two tables and part of the bar. Crimson, named not because of his clothes, or his hair, but because of the red streaks that drip down his knuckles after one punch – almost tearing off the side of a mans face. Never, piss him off!

It takes a fine mind to understand the nuances of lockpicking – an especially sharp and pointed mind at that, to rob a room full of safes in under 20 minutes. Queen Calculator, the planner and espionage specialist, and savant of heists. Using custom gadgets and her own wit, and her favourite sound, of a lock’s click – nothing is safe from her tiny tweezers, and not a lock remains fast when she comes to clean them.

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Thank you, you legends for listening, and supporting the show. You’re marvellous! As always folks - HIGH FIVES and HUGS me mates!! 😁💜

The spirit of Mayah lives in every single cat, specifically their dreams. As cats enter their slumber from knocking things of shelves, annoyingly hissing at random objects, leaping from and to locations that are really, really, way out of their ability to do so – Mayah’s spirit reaches deep into every cat that closes their eyes and dreams of another world. A world just like theirs but with the freedoms and luxury in smashing objects without repercussions, hissing at objects that would run away in fear, and landing every leap they attempt. Mayah, the spirit of a cat’s dream, the keeper of a cats solace.

Have you ever lit a candle for it to quickly snap out of flame, and it’s flickering light just, fizzle out? What about having that very same candle dwindle to nothing after only lighting it, then…for some reason just spring back to life? You’ve just met your candle sprite, playing tricks on humans, and messing with us since the first time we could bring those sprites into existence by simply lighting that candle up. Enjoy them, have fun with them, and always enjoy what mischief those little candle sprites get up to.

Ever locked your keys out of your house? Reaching for your pockets and, ohh crap, I left it inside didn’t I? Then, out of shear frustration, you reach for the door handle and *click* it opens. What LUCK you say, the door mustn't have been closed all the way…despite being locked a moment ago. Maybe you need new locks…or maybe, it was the Door Guardian, giving you a saving grace. These little spirits understand those that they serve, and protect them from their own folly’s, be thankful, and they will always help you in return.

If you’re ever walking through the forest and you spot a tiny cluster of purple and yellow rocks, be very quite – you’ve just found a group of Sound Rocks. They little spirits pop up every now and then, twinkle and dingling their own little songs, mimicking birds and animals around them. Sometimes they may notice you, and jump into your pockets, a gift from the spirit realm to keep you happy. It’s said that one rock alone will bring you fortune for years, and whatever you try your hand at will be made easier than ever, and twice as enjoyable. Look out for those little spirit rocks!

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Thank you all, and have a wonderful weekend. And I’ll se you amazing people next Monday. Stay awesome you lovelie! 💜💜💜

Welcome you legends to your Wednesday episode!!

Today's episode involves vines and flora growing out of already buried corpses, a strange man by the name of FRED that the townspeople revile, and a family history that besmirches his old home town.

Today's quick synopsis:

A man returns to a town he once lived in. A town full of mysteries, unknowns, and strange characters. A town, decimated by an unknown force creating uncontrollable flora to sprout from the corpses of the dead, and the clues all point to a man…called Fred.

Original Story Link - By Cornconic 

Thank you so much for your support - I've had to do a shorter than usual outro as I fighting off a cold 😷 which tends to happen when I'm under the pump and trapped on a train full of people coughing their lungs out -gah- but I should be fighting fit by Friday. Either way, I ain't missing a chance to upload for you lovelies.

Cheers you legends, and hugs and high fives!!

G'daaay you legends! It's time for your remastered Old Time Radio and today I have a treat for ya - a heavily remastered episode from the classic Philip Marlowe series!

Marlowe wakes up in the middle of the night, by a man begging for Marlowe’s help to find his missing wife. Marlowe’s investigations leads him smack into the middle of a murder, and his suspects are dwindling....

Enjoy you lovelies, and I'll have my outro and intro returning to normal tomorrow! Just a little tight on timing, but all around getting back on the horse.

A shorter than usual episode but packed full of something new and different, that I hope you enjoy. I'm going through Spirits and Fae in my Friday series, that ranks them depending on threat, attributes, and detailed research on their history. We'll learn from A to Z what spirits are out there, and all the while, understanding their weaknesses and strengths. Hope you lovelies enjoy the mini story's I've also made for you lovely supporters. 💜

A spirit of pure Azurite and Calcium Carbonate that lives in the densest part of the African caves. Many of her rock spirit kind inhabit the Blombos Caves, and innately harmless, the Mayah’s like to dig their way into the rock bases, and absorb the calcite that is embedded there. Some of them grow as big as two meters, and when spotted by human kind, freeze, and merge themselves with the rocks within the cave. Quite and shy, the spirits are rarely seen, and bring polish and shine to the caves they reside in.

The Solstra spirits live in the mountains hollows, and deep caves of the Pyrenees. From afar they appear as little yellow shining lights, bobbing up and down, and swaying to-and-fro in the air. One of the few spirits of reverse coalescence, in that they are spirits of the caves that offer light to the lost. Seeing a Solstra is akin to the spirit world, guiding you to safety.

Lee-Shrew inhabit the deserts around Ife, West Africa. Known as a the Lee-shrew by the locals, for its mischievous attitude towards the humans in the area. Digging up root plants and popping them on the locals door steps, and wiggling their ways into sand holes to flush out animals for the people to hunt. Kind to all humans, the Lee-Shrew rarely gets on the nerves of the locals, and are always welcomed by the people of Ife!

The Paigaton spirits inhibit the large Baobab trees of West Africa. To those that can see them, the spirit of Paigaton sing sweet songs into the roots of these large and burly trees, helping the grow, extending their roots out through the sands, without the need for water, or resources from the soil. Paigaton are respected and revered for their serves to the environment, and even though they offer no punishment to those that disrupt them (other than leaving in the blink of an eye) the locals will most certainly take on that mantle.

And of course, my epic Earl Grey Enforcers:

JusHeather

JuiceboxxAnde

Peter Raffaelli

Dolphin N Cow

Michael Angelo Yacone

Divided by Zir0

Leah Fasig

Alia Arcane

Thank you all for being amazing, and supporting the show. If you enjoyed this episode, let me know, and I’m open to any feedback you have in this space. Cheers, and as always, HUGS and HIGH FIVES! 💜