Welcome to the Winter of our Cris(tin Milioti)-Content. This episode took almost 400 years to make. We'd like to thank Andy Samberg. And Your Mother.

Music credits:

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

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One of the juiciest Chris-es this side of "Puffin Rock" AND a fellow podcaster in one movie means that the boys will have to muster the performance of a lifetime to do this delightful film justice. And boy, do they deliver. Prepare to meet Sir Edwin Chastity, an incredible new character who will doubtless be an enduring legacy of this year in podcasting.

Music credits:

"Spooky Night," by Gentle Jammers

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

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This week's Chris-es are Messina and (ever-so-briefly) Pine. Blink and you miss 'em, but we really do need to catch them all. We also need to check for Hobbits, rant, self-righteously, about how content was better in the aughts, and dramatically improve a wedding poem. Lots of work to do, so hop in! (Also, we're mustard bros this week. Probably best to warn you up front.)

Music credits:

"Afternoon Tea," by AG Soundtrax

"Fantasy," by _Blacksmith

"Winter," by bd Productions

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

"Wedding Background," by Snow Music Studio

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Remember when we did Swiftmas, and the time when Jack was at Grandma’s so we did one about Puffin Rock too? WELL F**KING FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THAT BECAUSE WE NEED TO FIND THAT ENERGY WE HAD WHEN ARBITER TANNER WENT MISSING AND ARBITER JACK CAME BACK RIDING THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE TO WHISK US AWAY TO SAVE HIM. Remember how pulse-pounding that was? This is the exciting conclusion! We also watched Chris Pratt in something. Ghost Draft, I think.

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Here’s wishing that you thrive and find happiness in the new year. And even though we’ve all made it to 2024 together, it’s important to remember how we got here and why we’re still doing this. Our passion and our drive is only part of the equation. It’s you, our loyal audience, that keeps us going week in and week out. Thank you for everything. A happy and healthy new year from us, Puffin Rock power-rankers Pingo and Ringo.

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Merry Swiftmas, y'all! As is traditional during Swiftmas, we will be celebrating Taylor by enjoying her hit 2010 film, "Valentine's Day." Any and all holidays that conflict with this fun, festive, family tradition will be summarily canceled.

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Now is (continues) the winter of our "Chris" content, made funner by the "Chris" from "Civil War."

Y'all are going to need your "Ghosted" names for this one, so start thinking about that now! But before you get too excited — there's no easy way to say this, but, well ... the number of ghosts in this movie is probably not the number of ghosts that you're expecting. Don't worry — we're here for you.

Music credits:

"Winter," by bd Productions

"Medieval Fantasy," by CineMedia

"All Saints Day," by Music Dog

"The Daydream," by Crypt of Insomnia

"Epic Romance," by Music Dog

"Sci Fi Dystopia," by Orchestralis

Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music!

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Now is the winter of our "Chris" content, made gloriously dumber by the "Chris" from Thor. That's right, folks, it's a brand new content block to warm our hearts all through this bitter winter! So strap in and settle down for the very first "Chris" of the season: Hemsworth? "Kris"ten Stewart? Or is it multiple "Chris"es for the price of just one absolutely unhinged Charlize Theron?! This movie is bonkers.

Music credits:

"Winter," by bd Productions

"Medieval Fantasy," by CineMedia

"Summer Sport Rock," by 331

"Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio

"Christmas and Winter Romance," by Mat Steiner

"Henry's Wives," by Flossie Wood

"Winter's Tale," by Stellar Tracks

"Bard's Tale," by Score Wizards

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

"Beautiful Christmas Tale," by Musical Smile

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The October Hunt for the Hunks of the Hunt for Red October comes to a dramatic conclusion with the biggest hunk-hunting expedition ever mounted.

Music credits:

"Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio

"Hopeful," by Wave Music Studio

"Sad Emotional Piano," by Olexandr Ignatov

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

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Please join us for the Hanksgiving armistice, where we take a break from hunting hunks and give thanks for Hanks. And also for Meg Ryan. Then, as is Hanksgiving tradition, we'll be generating our Sleepless in Seattle names and writing some moving "Dad Personals," in the event that our sons ever need to call into a radio show to advertise our personal qualities to listeners. And next week, we'll go back to hunting the hunks we shared this beautiful moment with. That's just how this dirty business goes.

Music credits:

"Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio

"Christmas," by Scott Wills

"Romantic Movie Theme," by Adigold

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music!

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