Dating after bariatric surgery? It’s not for the weak.

This week, Hannah spills every cringe, chaotic, and occasionally cute detail of what it’s really like trying to find love (or a decent Hinge match) when your stomach is tiny but your emotional baggage? Carry-on AND checked.

We’re talking food anxiety on first dates, situationships with men who “don’t believe in therapy,” and why she’s seriously considering retiring to a farm with a man named Doug who owns goats. 🐐 Meanwhile, Steph reminds us why self-worth doesn’t come from swipe-right validation—and why choosing yourself is the ultimate power move.

It’s honest. It’s unhinged. It’s everything you wish people would say out loud about post-op dating—but never do.

If you’ve ever left a date starving, confused, or emotionally spiraling—this one’s for you.