Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and just as unhinged.

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Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures.

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What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way.

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Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode.

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Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic.

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This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos.

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This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing.

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Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course).

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In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex.

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Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this.

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